Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

I see Gt, the 'motion' that Rags is about to experience is more of an e-motion and go-motion type. (the kind that 'stretches' the boundries of human/virtual endurance.) I was talking about 'visual-motion' which is a matter of 'perception'. No doubt Rags will have his eyes shut during his upcomming experience so he'll miss out on the visual-motion. But that's ok, the rest of us will enjoy the show http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Btw: I suspect the reason for the slowing down of Posts here at shrapnel is due to many people being on vacation and have been sucked into real life for a few weeks.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Sorry Rags, David Gervais is too much a gentleman to have that happen to him. You on the other hand??!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

5-4-3-2-1

the cantina patrons dive for cover as Rags lower intestine explodes, a jet of fire, carefully channelled thanks for GT's shaped charge, explodes out of his rectum... a second passes and noticably, Rags is now severally feet off the floor, balancing on a pillar of flame, he accelerates, smashes through the roof and jets off into the sky.

The cantina patrons all run into the carpark where they join barry in gazing at the ascending yank.. GT looks at his watch, 5-4-3-2-1, the secondary charge goes off and Rags explodes at 3000 feet into a blaze of beuatiful fire....

Hastily umbrellas are hoisted as bits of Rags fall to earth over a wide area. Cue party, cue Weather Girls, Cue Gerry Halliwell, Cue startt of new dance hit, "its raining Rags, hallelujah its raining Rags"

Camera pans out at vision of the cantina carpark turned into a mass disco, booze is flowing and everybody is having a great time.

Dont worry about Rags, we have the technology to rebuild him, or failing which, he might make great compost.

Now, anyone for a game of cricket? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

*As everyone is partying David Gervais sits down in his chair and begins to relax. Raging Deadstar quickly puts on a mask and sneaks up on him. A good swing of the the forearm later with agigantic wok and david gervais is sprawled out on the floor with a giant red bruise coming from his head. RD removes the mask and carries on partying, knowing the "pan handler" has struck again!* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

..as the party begins I notice a bit of strange movement out of the corner of my eye... several of Rag's bits and pieces are liquifying and merging togeather. Omg,.. Rags is a 'terminator' and no doubt "He'll be back" once he fully 'merges' back into form.

Oh well,.. Bartender, a 'mug' of Jack Daniels please,..

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

David Gervais, you may be right, quick, get the liquid nitrogen cannon up here quick. We can freeze him and them smash the bits up with a hammer...

or maybe we can take the bits round the garbage compressor at the back of the cantina, and then crush it in that,

or maybe we can get a flamethrower and bake his bits...

Hey, Rags in pieces looks like being far more fun than when he was whole!

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Raging Deadstar, I feel our first hunt coming on (when you have reassembled yourself anyhow). How could you viciously assualt David Gervais like that?

With that smiling face, cuddly beard that looks like it has been slightly foxed, heavily badgered and possibly mildly beavered, he is just to cute to attack violently for no reason.

It would be like setting fire to a kitten (dont ANYONE SUGGEST THEY HAVE DONE THAT) or flambe'ing a puppy!

Actually, if you and Rags are joined as one, we can have a great double chase, whilst us lot are dressed as doctors, and the FBW's are dressed as nurses! Oh wow http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

The image of them joined together arguing about which way to go during the chase.

The image of GrowlTigga dressed up as a nurse.

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What? Don't tell me you quit lawyer work alltogether and got a real job Gt. How sad for you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Boss, I need some sleep. I could swear I read 'setting fire to a kitchen', and I wondered why you would be upset by that.

Anyway, while you all were having fun out in the park, I used my Mercury costume's 'flash mode' and repaired the roof in time not to have bits of Rags come in through the hole and land in our beer. I've also replaced the charred floor where he took off.

Hmm... a Rags/RD combine... would that be like that three-headed giant in The Holy Grail ?

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

..groggy and a bit disoriented, I feel a sharp pain on my head. I reach up and find an abnormally large goose egg bump on my head. I press it flat and as I do so another grows on another part of my head... I push that one in and another grows,.. omg,.. the 'Pan Handler' has given me a case of perpetual bumps.

..Raging Deadstar thinks he was wise to wear a costume and mask to the party, but the fact that it isn't a costume party makes him stand out like a sore thumb. (He should have dropped the pan, as I was pressing the bumps on my head and new ones were growing, the exact same phennomina was happening to the pan. It was a dead giveaway as to who was responsible.)

..at Gt's suggestion I bring up the liquid nitrogen canon and instead of targeting rags, I aim at RD and with a quick pull of the trigger turn him into a popcicle. I pick up a chair and procede to smash him into tiny bits... As the bits begin to melt and reform, I notice that some of RD's and Rags 'pieces' are getting confused and merging with each other....

hmmm, I think a new lifeform is being created.

Wahahahahahaha. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ August 01, 2003, 12:11: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]