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Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
Here are some tips which will improve your chances to NOT get "volunteered" when your friends move houses.
- Always be late, chances are good the heavy stuff are already lifted. Keep records of your excuses. - Break something. Getting a reputation for slippery fingers is always good. - Complain a lot. Back pains are a winner. - Eat all the pizza. - Blood is your friend. If you get a nip, be sure to strategically place blood marks all over before you notice. - Do the plant. A strategically planted set of handcuffs and a dildo for female friends or a gay porn magazine for your male friends are the best way to make them hire professional movers the next time. Do not do this on couples, you don’t want them to break up and move again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
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Primitive: Excellent. I like the way you think. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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