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primitive September 1st, 2003 11:54 AM

Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
 
Here are some tips which will improve your chances to NOT get "volunteered" when your friends move houses.

- Always be late, chances are good the heavy stuff are already lifted. Keep records of your excuses.
- Break something. Getting a reputation for slippery fingers is always good.
- Complain a lot. Back pains are a winner.
- Eat all the pizza.
- Blood is your friend. If you get a nip, be sure to strategically place blood marks all over before you notice.
- Do the plant. A strategically planted set of handcuffs and a dildo for female friends or a gay porn magazine for your male friends are the best way to make them hire professional movers the next time. Do not do this on couples, you don’t want them to break up and move again.

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primitive September 1st, 2003 02:15 PM

Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dogscoff:
Primitive: Excellent. I like the way you think. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thanx,
I aim to please (at least when it don’t involve carrying heavy furniture)

narf poit chez BOOM September 1st, 2003 07:23 PM

Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
 
lol

dogscoff September 2nd, 2003 01:01 AM

Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
 
Primitive: Excellent. I like the way you think. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Loser September 2nd, 2003 01:16 AM

Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
9: if your mattresses don't have handles, which the new ones generally don't, sew handles on them. mattresses are a pain to lift. i'd enjoy taking an axe to a mattress.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ehh... Handles on mattresses are not for moving them. The handle is not made to support the weight of the mattress at any angle. These handles are only for moving the mattress around, once it is already on top of the box-springs.

Now you know....


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