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*Opens his mouth and spews out fire that roasts all avatars in sights, the devours the roasted avatars with his large teethfilled mouth, quickly disposing of them through the intestinal system and passing the remains from the bottom area.*

-Yummie

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*Truddles out into the open and is instantly bashed, whacked, bLasted, roasted, BFGed by everyone.*

Then everyone's jaws drop open and exclaim simultaneously, "OMG, they killed Kenny!"

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Primitive opens his computer and rips out all the Avatars. He then superglues each one to an enhanced copy of the BLaster virus which will turn of the Avatar imediately when it is activated. Tramples all over them with his size 50 Boots. Opens a bottle of wine to celebrate.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1064146226.jpg

Hey, all this superglue is making me dizzy

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Foolishly failing to check his six, I wait for him to bLast the others then I open up with my 10mm nose mount Gauss cannon ... tungsten core rounds slam into Fyron has his threat alert squeals as my missile locks.

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Hmm... since I am flying in a battlecruiser...

PDCs spring to action and eliminate the missile threat. Organic armor begins regenerating. Fyron's avatar turns its electric discharges against Joachim, arcing numerous bLasts of lighting at him.

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Since he's outta cells, DoomGuy gets out the rocket launcher and starts shooting those green barrels o'fun.
Next he uses a portal to beam into Fyron's ship...

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Franticly flapping his wings to get rid of the supergule, and happens to lift primitive upwards hitting his head to the cealing repeatedly *

-It's not the glue that makes you dizzy!

(The master of art has performed!!)

[ September 21, 2003, 21:33: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

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Mr. Flibble says you boys are getting very naughty... And you know what we do with naughty boys...

(eyes start to glow red)

nnnNNNnnnNNNnnnNNN...

We PUNISH them! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

(deathrays shoot out at everybody from eyes)

VOMM! VOMM! VOMM!

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*Cuts himself free from the superglue by using a sharp knife.*
*Runs to the hardware store and returns with a can of superglue solvent*
*Splashes solvent on everybody and frees them* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
*Retaliates by throwing pine cones at the barbarian*

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Ducks the pinecones.

Throws a ball of yarn towards the kitten - Watches the kitten jump the yarn - Waits until Kitten gets his claws stuck - Pics up kitten and yarn - Throws both in metal wastebasket - Welds shut - Adds heating element - Heats to 200 C - Sells artwork "Cat in hot tincan" to the Guggenheim musem for 10 Mill dollars - takes long vacation