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I know I don't get a vote, but it goes to Graeme Dice's suggestion.

Now I only need to find something...

Re: Dominions II T-Shirt Contest
 

1. Dominions II, Destroyer of Time, Crystallizer of Dreams, Emperor of Strategy, The Game Who is At the Center

(or something similar/more creative from the titles pretenders get in the game)

2. Got Clams?!

(Like the Got Milk?! campaign... silly, but I couldn't resist)

3. There can only be one!

Re: Dominions II T-Shirt Contest
 

1. "...And I shall strike thee with furious anger..." Bob 3:17(a.m.)

2. This is no Shroud of the Battle Saint!

3. DOMINIONS II -
Everything you do is divine intervention.

4. Bogus Party Member

5. "For I shall indeed be a god!"

6. Time will not be the only thing you sacrifice.

(Possibly this one [7] -or something similar- has been posted before, in that case I appologize, but I did not find it by skipping over the Posts-posted 30. April 04)

7. Yeah, I'm a size 6. With trample.

[ April 30, 2004, 13:47: Message edited by: Tricon ]

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1. He that overcometh shalt inherit all things.

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1. Nagot Gick Fel! (There went your Pretender...)
2. Dominions 2: Crack, pixilated.
3. How many spells can you use?
4. Who do you want to conquer today?
5. There can be only one!
6. Never mind the bolloks! This game owns you.
(or pwns you. whatever.)

[ April 27, 2004, 04:47: Message edited by: J Stanley ]

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Heh, just look at my sig. Either one would work. ^^;

1. "My plans are always practical! It's the laws of physics that get in the way of my success!"

2. "I found out what zombies are weak against."
"Oh?"
"Point blank annihilation."

Re: Dominions II T-Shirt Contest
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Oh wow. This SO wins.

Bravo! (although Gandalf's tellingly accurate disclaimer should also be used.... front/back?)


Rabe the ROFLHDAAO

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Oh this is fun just reading these...
These are pretty rough, but if anyone out there wants to sharpen them up...

1. If a god falls in the forest and nobody's left to believe in him, does he get back up ... or ... just dissolve back into potentiality?
The rest of these are just going through the item lists...
2. My other ride is a Pocket Ship (or a Flying Carpet, your choice)

3. (under a picture of a Totem Shield): Curses!
3A. (under Shield of the Accursed): Horrors! (then in small print) That one's yours!!
(This brings up a question about Horrors, do they ever show up as a random or do they have to be Called/Sent by an enemy nation?)

4. (Chainmail of Displacement) Watch out, I'm actually a couple of feet over that way
5. Prophet Motive
6. (Wall Shaker) Acme Demolition Service. Walls removed while you wait (earplugs supplied on request)

7. (under a Marignon High Inq) The original Ghostbuster (this one on orange)
8. I'm not lazy, I'm just set to Sloth-3
9. I Visited the Void Gate and some Thing from Beyond, instead of coming out, gave me this T-shirt. Rough deal huh...
(OK, Void creatures probably wouldn't need 'em... maybe with the wrong number of arms? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif )(this on R'Lyeh green...)
10. Things to do: i. Believe in yourself. Check. ii. Convince everyone else to. Working on that.
11. It's actually rather simple: You live, you die, maybe you sign on with Ermor... (obviously on purple)
12. Dominions II: You Coulda Been A Pretender!
13. Dominions II: The guy next door could be the Man Upstairs.
14. Dominions II: No cheat codes. Get your OWN God mode.
15. Armageddon is just a Last resort for pretenders who know they're about to lose anyway. That's why I'm against it.
16. Dominions II: Quite possibly the best game ever designed by two guys for whom designing games isn't their main line of work

(Aside on this one: The Last time a teacher-type in Europe designed a diVersion to assist in the understanding of the subject at hand, it was Tetris. And the time before that it was Rubik's Cube. And look what happened to them...)

17. What I play, "activating God Mode" means.... something different.
17A. What I play, "God Mode" isn't a cheat. It's a state of mind.
18. Taking the term God game a little too literally.....

[ April 30, 2004, 21:32: Message edited by: Etaoin Shrdlu ]

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1. New & Improved Formula with 8% more addiction !

2. Diet Formula with only 4% real blood slave flavoring !

3. Caffeine sold separately.


Added:

4. "The troops are starving, order more bags of wine."

5. "Where religious zeal meets tempered steel"

6. It's not the SIZE of the army, it's how you script it.

7. Squids are evil but clams are divine.

8. "No, I said we need more flagellants, not flatulence."

9. Where losing your faith can be deadly.

- Kel

[ April 22, 2004, 20:49: Message edited by: Kel ]

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Oh kewl.

Edited: #11 added to my original post.

(thanks Gateway103 for pointing that out. Im terrible at reading manuals and rules.)

[ April 21, 2004, 13:29: Message edited by: Gandalf Parker ]