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Jack Simth February 10th, 2005 07:02 AM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Star Death Drinks:
White Dwarf: Non-Alcholic, perfectly harmless; served cold. Otherwise known as water.
Nova: A bright, spiced yellow drink, small but powerful. Served hot.
Super Nova: A much bigger, bright, yellow drink, very alcholic. Served boiling.
Neutron Star: It's possible to remember starting and finishing this drink on the same day... but only just. Served cold. Attracts iron filings.
Black Hole: A black drink so named because the sheer amount of alchol ensures that nobody remembers finishing one if they take anything less than a day at it. Thermometers dissolve before a proper serving temperature can be taken.
Galactic Core: A very oversized Black Hole.

RudyHuxtable February 10th, 2005 04:00 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
All drink requests are honored at the Won-Ton, friends! Any concoction is capable of being produced by our experienced bartending staff (Bud and Nancy)!

New menu item:

Sub-Space Jello! In lime, cherry, peach, and strawberry. If you talk into it, others eating Sub-Space Jello can hear you! The true intergalactic cup n' string!

We also have live music every night, slide shows and a planetarium on Tuesdays, dancing in the rumba room nightly, and the multidimensional mathematics playground for people wanting to talk to their counterparts on other planes of existence. This is only the beginning of the entertainment.

The Won-Ton aims to please

-Rudy Huxtable,
Cosby Kid, Proprietor

mac5732 February 10th, 2005 11:01 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
The stranger all dressed in long flowing black cape and large dark rimmed and tinted glasses, walks into this new establishment. He appears to be looking for a table in the cornor, finding none he proceeds to lower his aging anatamy onto a bar stool. he calls over the waiter and orders some scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, rye toast and a brewski,he then lounges back and proceeds to make notations on a stange looking pad with all kinds of blinking lights and flashing storbes. no rose bushes, no FBW, no Tribble wings.... and he contninues to write http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Randallw February 11th, 2005 01:09 AM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
I wonder who else here has studied the Physics of Won-Ton burrito meals http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

RudyHuxtable February 11th, 2005 01:14 AM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
I started to, but the equations are very long and I just lose interest.

Basically, Won-Ton burritos are heavy, and fattening.

And here at the Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut, they're multidimensional, and come with a side of Pepto.

Thermodyne February 11th, 2005 03:31 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Quote:

RudyHuxtable said:
The current menu:

Phong Dogs

Fried Cryslonite Twinkies

Fruit Salad

EEE shakes

EEE on a stick for AT, and a cajun seasoned variation.

French Fries (cooked in Toltayan Summer Oil for reduced trans-fat content)

I'm taking suggestions for other dishes, and my head chef is working on newer choices as we speak.

Now I need a wait staff...

Narf? AT?

I pay 10/hr plus gratuity. And I give back rubs to females. And phongs in thongs.

WHat???? No Whoop-*** on the menu? A little fresh whoop-*** can really set the reputation of place like this.

rdouglass February 11th, 2005 05:11 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
I'm still trying to figure out "Fruit Salad". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

narf poit chez BOOM February 11th, 2005 06:36 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Apples, oranges, tomato's, generally some lettuce, stuff like that. Slice it all up and toss it together.

Atrocities February 11th, 2005 08:28 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Hey I just checked out your bathroom. WHO SAID THE METHAIN BREATHERS COULD USE IT? That is just OMG sickening MAN!

Aris_Sung February 12th, 2005 02:17 AM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Deep Fried Krill?
General Vaughn Chicken?

more as they come to me


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