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El Phil parks his 500kt cloakable star killer in between the COMCA and Super Monitor

"Nice ships you boys have got. Over compensating for something are you?"

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I'm happy with this small neutronium hut. Oh, and there's the cloaked dreadnaughts outside...

Ashton gets his distillted Eee, and starts drinking it.

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A new holoprojector is rapidly placed on the hull of the hut.

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You people are rude. I simply want to stay away from that evil jukebox.

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FEAR THE JUKEBOX!!!!!

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Okay, I'm new. What's the jukebox?

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That's down on Earth, in the B&G. An evil jukebox. Ashton doesn't want to come into contact with it, the lilly-livered sissy.

THAT'S RIGHT, ASHTON!!!!! IF YOU HAD ANY SPINE YOU WOULD BE DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW FIGHTING THE JUKEBOX!!!!!

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The jukebox in the B&G which has both an evil random play button that wants to kill all sentient life by playing Phong opera at them and the spirit of RSK (Ripped Shirt Kirk) which wants to play William Shatner singing what's new pussycat, or possibly samples from ST:2 "Khan!!!!!!!!"

Luckily these two are locked in a battle of wills which is deadlocked. Deep beneath these two is another evil personality which has a worse taste in music and wants to play Celine Dion at us. Truly an evil machine.