Re: OT: Marketing phrases that never worked.
 

2. Garrenteed Peace Of [censored]
3. Trust Us, its wonderful
4. This games adds the 5th X to 4x gaming! (Moo3) It always struck me as odd that they would have that on their box art, a quote from a review LONG before the game was ever released. False advertising I would say.
5. Yugo, our poweful 32hp, 3 cylinder motors will move you along at the ripping speeds of 35 mph.
6. Explodes when rear ended.
7. It might be ugly, but it runs like crap too.
8. Smells like a fart and tastes like [censored].
9. Join the Navy and Be a deck hand.
10. Sign up to be cannon fodder and get a nifty uniform.

Re: OT: Marketing phrases that never worked.
 

11. Be all that you can.....ah screw it join the navy.
12. That's not squid your eating....
13. It might be ugly but it insults you to.
14. 9 out of 10 hillbillies agree
15. Ugly women will be all over you!
16. There are two kinds of people in our stores, Kind, considerate, and bad mathmaticeans (yes it's deliberately spelled bad)
17. Made in hell
18. It slices it dices and you can't sue us when it does!
19. If it starts to smell RUN LIKE HELL!
20. Causes bladder control issues
21. You wont even see it coming.
22. You want I should fix your back (russian accent)