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As a good emporer, I gave all my subjects the day off...

...All one of me.

Re: I am just Evil
 

As an evil Emperor I glassed an entire world just because I broke my favorite coffee mug and needed a replacement.

As an Evil Emperor I dropped Planetary Napalm on an entire world just to cook some marshmellows......I then destroyed another world because I forgot the damn marshmellow!

As an evil emperor I destroyed a sun just to see if my sunglasses really would "Block all UV light"

As an evil Emperor I killed every man on the planet just so that I could finally look at those girls and go "Really not even if I were the last man on Earth?"

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As an evil emperor I...wait a minute...I'm not an evil emperor!

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As an evil Emperor I imprisoned Aaron and forced him to play MOO3.....

As an evil Emperor I ordered Vivendi to buy Malfador.....

As an evil Emperor I ordered Vivendi to buy Shrapnel.....

Re: I am just Evil
 

As an evil Emperor I force you to constantly ask a new patch for MOO3 from Atari, while knowing it will never come.

As an evil Emperor I ban tomato from pizzas

As an evil Emperor I force everybody to put peanut butter on pizzas

As an evil Emperor I force everybody to eat them.... while applying patches for MOO3. Muahhahhaaaa!!!!!

Re: I am just Evil
 

As an evil Emperor I sold the rights to Space Empires to Microsoft.

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Mmmm...Peanut butter pizza...

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Good old Narf, totally lacking in taste. Evil thrice damned peanut butter flavoured pizza. It's morally wrong in so many ways.

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As an evil Emperor I would set a bot on the forums to reset Narf's post count to 1 every time he posts, at which point the bot will post "Hello and welcome to the forums." until Narf is driven sane.

As an evil Emperor I would force Phil to live out the rest of his life in Holland. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

As an evil Emperor I like AIs. They're the easiest way to build up a sizable empire without lifting a finger, save for the occasional troop transport! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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Frankly Holland could be alot worse so living there wouldn't be that bad. Just have to teach my local bars that a big frothing foaming head on a beer is a very bad thing. There are worse places, Belgium springs to mind as being far worse. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif