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"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion. They just want to hear their own opinions in a deeper voice!"

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

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"If anything is broken, you won't notice until 5 minutes after the store closes on a Saturday." - Murphy

I was reminded of this one this Saturday. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

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"When news breaks, we fix it." - The Daily Show

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"If a man says something and a woman is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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I think we should try combining these quote for fun. Lets just use the last three and you get something like this. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/stupid.gif

When news breaks, and a woman is not there to hear, you won't notice until 5 minutes after the store closes on a Saturday. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

There, now you have a "New" quote!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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"Be fluid. Flexible is too rigid."

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"It is, in fact, a miracle that the holy curiosity of inquiry survives public education."
- Albert Einstein

"The tree that bends in the wind, never breaks."
- I have no idea

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"Oaks live longer than willows." - My response to that silly quote.

I try not to let my opinions sway with the wind.

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"I'm a man of principles! And if you have a problem with my principles, I'll change them!"
- My bastardization of the following:

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

-all Groucho Marx

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
-Stephen Wright

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"I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait." - Random joke sign.