Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 

There once was a countess of ulm..
Whose fortunes became exceedingly glum
Two or three shatters one day
Took her armor away
Leaving her looking rather like.. gollum..

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 

[Apologies to Steven Brust, whose poem I have adapted]

A Crone from the isle of Man
Wrote limericks that wouldn't quite scan
When told this was so
She replied, "Yes, I know,
It's because I always try to fit as many unnecessary syllables into the very last line as I possibly can."

-Max

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 

Sorry, there are two more adaptations that I can't resist sharing.

[First attempt]

There was a Sidhe Lord from Eriu
Who tried writing limerics in haiku
But

*Cue groans, please.*

[Second attempt]

There was a Sidhe Lord
From Eriu, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

-Max

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Two Ermorians suffering from cold
Tried a maneuver both stupid and bold
What a shock when they died
Attacking the angel they spied..
Their fates, and the angel, manifold.

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 

Why is Ermor so much fun to pick on?

There once was a player with Ermor
who thought deadly scales would help win more
but the players all said
undead should be dead
They agreed to gang up on poor Ermor

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 

This is my favorite so far. :)

-Max

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but I messed up the meter.
Ive changed it to
Undead should be dead

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A Lord Guardian marched forth from the Keep,
to bury some heresy deep.
But he died much too soon,
on the second of June,
when a lowly Druid put him to sleep.

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 

In Marignon there lived a priest
Who inspected virgins to do his piece
But one of them lied
And he made her his bride
And all of his Blood Hunting ceased.


I have to poke at the Blood Slave issue..... it's become a sore spot for me, I'll try to come up with one that is less tame at some point. ;)

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I asked for the reasons to buy it
and I finally thought that Id try it
but now I dont eat
or get any sleep
Ive lost weight on the "Dom3 Diet"