Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Erax hears a muffled bang outside the turbolift. He looks worried for a moment, then remembers he doesn't have to fix everything that breaks down around here anymore.

Unless...

A while later, Erax leaves the turbolift dressed in a gray jumpsuit and cap. A dirty rag is tucked into his back pocket. His left hand holds a toolbox and his right hand is around his Gisele clone's waist.

"Hey Tig, does this place have a handyman ?"

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

My therapist told me I had to visit. How she found out about this place I don't know.

Where is mac when a guy wants to steal a pizza.

Wonder if I can be a partner again

Nice fangs Tigger, Looks good with the Tails

I'd like a pizza with sausage, tribble wings, and mushrooms.

Oh and a pint of what ever they gave Primitive

[ July 02, 2003, 22:54: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

The old sexy, suave, maucho, wizen old geezer gentleman walks thru the doors, whats this, ITS back, well by all the .... Where's the Liz Hurly Clones he yells at the furry feline standing by the door. As the older member moseys over to a far cornor he stakes his claim to an old familiar table and recliner, ahahahah, its good to be back, Taz you ram-muffigan, how about a brewski, He then calls over a FBW waitress and orders his usual, bacon, scrambled eggs, rye toast and some hash browns. As he waits he sees the Old Gryphin struttin past the table, Mac waves at the flashy youngster who waves back, Mac then bends down and takes a large cheesy pizza out of his back pack, and with a evil grin, yells again at the Gryphin, As the Gryphin turns around, the oldster lets fly WAAAPPPP all over the Gryphin... AAAAHHHH he mumbles its great to be back, no place like home huh Gryphin... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

just some ideas Mac

[ July 03, 2003, 03:22: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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*looks at the big title above the cantina* what number is this one? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

here's a thought - Growltigga runs the show, and the thread is like a cat - has too many lives http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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New FBW's and free beer? Sounds like a fun place... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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NEW free beer you mean http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

((EDIT: EEK, i wrote BEAR http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif ))

[ July 03, 2003, 06:40: Message edited by: Taera ]

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

nuts, number 11 (by my poorly contrived, slightly wonky, 3rd grader's math). ah well. this being my first post, a big hello to everyone, i'll be your residant lurker and person-who-doesn't-know-what-they're-saying for the next little while, in the unlikey event of an emergency, offer more free booze http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif .

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lurker is, like, that thing with six legs that loves burrowing and hatches from a half-meter tall egg right??

((Starcraft flashback))

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umm this is not THe Nonsense Thread.
Whats there to drink for a minor bug? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Hey hey hey, partying is my business, and business is good!

Erax, the cantina desparately needs a handyman, the job is yours, your interview for the job is to see how "handy" you can be with that Gisella Bundchen clone. I expect plan of attack, order of engagement and a pictorial summary of the result...

OK, cue the oompah band, cue the latin and broadway dancers, cue the jumping monks of jerusalem, cue the morroccan gnou dancers, cue the party,, cue the free booze, cue Mac's colostomy bag, cue the Liz Hurley clones for him, cue the balloons, cue the disco ball, cue cleaning off all those crappy death metal posters RD put up... LETSSSSSSSSS PARRRRTYTTTTYYTYYTTYY

Where is Taz behind the bar when you need him?!