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A Day at the Races....

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrac (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "weewees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th".
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 4th but thanks for the lift".

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Please tell me that someone tied you down and forced you to watch that show. Say that you don't watch it because you want to. Say it aint so. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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well, i can see the meaning, cant see the joke though http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

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no, no, to get to the other tide!

eel's migrate overland. although usually only on marshes.

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NASA developed a special gun to fire a (dead) chicken at high speeds to test the duribility of the space shuttle in the event of a collision with a flock of birds during flight. The French, who were at the time developing a new high-speed train, asked NASA if they could borrow the gun to test out the glass in the train's windshield. The results were disasterous. The chicken crashed through the shatter-proof glass, demolished the control panel, and imbedded itself in the back of the control room. Naturally, the French engineers were frantic and they begged NASA to help them bird-proof their train. NASA's solution was simple:

Thaw the chicken first.

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[ July 22, 2003, 04:48: Message edited by: Spoo ]

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lol, thats a good joke.

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a man rides into town on friday, stays two days, rides out on friday.

how?

[ July 22, 2003, 06:21: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

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Ummm...His horse's name is Friday?

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correct!

*gives krsqk a medal*

now, what has two wings, six eyes and eight legs?

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I have no idea, but it's crawling up your leg....