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Come'on everybody, sing a chorus,..

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

P.S. Is getting all 99 chorus's posted by different people going to be like pulling teeth? LOL

[ July 08, 2004, 12:41: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

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96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall...

The sound of padding Posts can be heard clearly throughout the forum from this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ July 08, 2004, 12:43: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall...

Hey, we keep passing these beers around but is somebody actually drinking them? Where do they all end up?... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Unnoticed for too long, a strange red ball begins to ricochet off the walls, slowly gaining speed...

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Halt press!

How do we really know Geo has left the building? He's a tricky guy and may just have said that so he could have some x-rated time with his wife. (along with 87 bottles of beer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif that are left)

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Well, uh, all the beers have been *burp* ending up right in my *Groan**burp* hands. So tha's wha..23 beers..or wahs ih 13..i canht remebber..ooo loookh ah the purddy ladies in th' poohl o' jellllloooooo........

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer, take one down, DRINK IT UP, 86 bottles of beer on the wall.

I think you better cut me off for now guys http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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*Places 723 more bottles of beer on the wall to go with the 86 that are currently up there.*

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/me shoots the bottles of beer on the wall as they are a cheep import quality and not worth the glass that contains the swil inside of them.

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Don't you hate it when you are finally motivated to do something that you have been putting off for a long time, and wouldn't ya know it, you can do that very thing your motavated to do because your obligated to do something else that you really just don't want to do but will because you have no choice?

And why is it that this always happens this way?

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Actually, those were some high quality imports... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

*places new high quality beers on the wall to replace all those that were broken*

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Yay, the forum is back up! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

*takes down a beer from the wall and passes it down...*
(I lost count of how many beers are up there http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

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808 now!

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/me steals the beer on the wall and runs out of the room with an arm load screaming, "Mine its all mine, my preciouses."

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Ok down to 764...

*sets up auto sentry bots to eliminate anyone trying to take a beer off the wall without singing, or that is trying to take more than one beer at a time*

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*singing*
764 bottles of beer on the wall, 764 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 763 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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763 bottles of beer on the wall, 763 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 762 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

762 bottles of beer on the wall, 762 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 761 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

761 bottles of beer on the wall, 761 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 760 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

760 bottles of beer on the wall, 760 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 759 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

759 bottles of beer on the wall, 759 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 758 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

And poors one on the auto bot thus ruining it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ July 10, 2004, 08:10: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

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These are Futurama bots, which run on alcohol! And there are many of them... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Damn!

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758 bottles of beer on the wall, 758 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 757 bottles of beer on the wall!

*Looks over to see if Renegade is still drinking all these beer that we're passing down* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Kamog your cut off, the rest of the beer is MINE and believe me when I say that I DO NEED IT. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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OK, it's all yours! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

*Takes down a bottle and passes it to Atrocities*

Are you sure you can drink it all? 757 bottles is a lot of beer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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a darkly cloaked figure faades in near the pool sits down in a lounge with a good view of the trampoline and the pool snaps his fingers and the pool rises up to become a clear sided see through above ground pool
and a beer fades from the wall and smokily fades in to view pouring into a glass next to him


[strange echoy voice whispers throughout the house ] 757 bottles of beer on the wall, 757 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 756 bottles of beer on the wall! hmm [fingersnap]
ahh water till the owners eys see it then lime green jello with red streaks sounds good[long well practiced evil laugh]

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Wow! This has turned out to be a Beer-Bottle-Wall Party. I go get some wood and procede to build Geo a nice new wall to wall, floor to ceiling unit to hold as many bottles of beer as I can.

Should I build this unit to stand the bottles on shelves? Or would it be better to make it like a wine rack and have the bottles lie down? And should I enclose the unit so that it can be refridgerated?

OMG!!!! did you all just see that emormous orange cat walk by the livingroom? Is that Geo's or do we have an uninvited house guest? ...we better get prepared for a great Cat Hunt.

Sheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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* A strange whizzing sound is heard and within the space of three seconds, eight bottles of beer, a chandelier and three lamps are shattered before the blur that is the red ball exits the room.

* This shouldn't be too hard to guess. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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*Fetches a vaccuum cleanear, a broom and a mop, and starts cleaning up the shattered glass and beer spills*

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*whistle*
ball appears
now you behave or i'll have to punn-nish you
now get back to narf and show him your love

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Nope, wrong guess. Think Men In Black 1. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

In fact, I don't even see a pun. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

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Well I see this thread has gone to the dogs http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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756 bottles of beer on the wall, 756 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 755 bottles of beer on the wall! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

RD quickly starts building a shield to protect the PBW server from damage if Tesco hasn't received it yet http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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*runs outside and gives the red ball a good hard kick*

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The crochety old one finishs up the Last beer that was passed around, lets forth a whooshing sound as the carbonation build up is released, then goes back to stirring the chili http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

755 beers on the wall, 755 beers, take one down, pass it around, 754 bottles of beer on the wall,

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OK! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Who missed the TOILET! OMG, next time you splatter the toilet so horrifically, at least have the common decency to wipe some of the (PUN) off of the seat so others can at least hover!

And that smell, what in Gods great name did you eat to cause such a mind blowing foul arse oder as that?

Good Lord man, go see a doctor! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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ROFLMAO.....(Belch)...Hick...sorry... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I vote for the wine rack; I think you can pack more bottles in that way. I'd go with the fridge, too.

755 bottles of beer on the wall, 755 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 754 bottles of beer on the wall!

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.. I walk into the kitchen and unload a crate full of 'Tribbles'. There, these guys should be able to help clean up the spills and droppings. Heck they'll eat almost anything.)

Now, if you people could refrain from opening up the kitchen doors for a few mins, Geo's kitchen should be as clean as a whistle. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

oh-Oh! I feel a build up of gass happening in my stomach. (Must bee all that beer, corn, cheeze and pepperoni.) PHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaP! omg, what died ? (Hey, I wasn't about to hold that in.) Besides, it could always be worse, we could be having this party in an elevator that's stuck between floors. LOL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">*Goes into the living room, turns on the TV, finds the "Men in Black" DVD from Geo's collection, and proceeds to watch the movie*

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Well Took care of the Tribbles http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Katchoo's face turns green, his eyes cross, and he promptly passes out face first onto the kitchen floor, spilling his bag of popcorn.

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Tribbles make for good eating. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">yeah, and they taste just like chicken,.. and they can be baked, fried, boiled or thrown on the bbq. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Oh, and their pelts make great earmuffs in the winter. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

..Oh-Oh, now the SPCT will be all over me for saying these things. Muahahahahahaha

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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The Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Tribbles? If they show up, we'll give them beer to make them go away. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Also, once we barbecue the tribbles, they won't be able to tell it apart from chicken... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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So, am I really suposed to go back and read all 90 Posts here or what? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Welcome back, elder!

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It would have been 120 but the Forum was down for a few days. And welcome back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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well welcome back Geo.. sorry about the mess in the house, backyard, pool, bathroom, living room,.. sigh and the rest... pull up and chair and have some chili and a brew http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

754 bottles of beer on the wall, 754 bottles of beer, take one down pass it to Geo, 753 bottles of beer on the wall......

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753 bottles of beer on the wall - 753 bottles of beer shoot one off with a ground cannon 1 - 752 bottles of beer on the wall.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Yes.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Only if you like a good laugh http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Welcome back.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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'You planned a trip to Idaho...Just to watch...the potato's grow...'

* Narf puts some music on. Can anybody guess who the artist is?

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*yawn*

Well, I'm about recovered from the trip now. Drove 790 miles home from Florida yesterday in 14 hours. We planned on taking two days to get home but we were all sick of being on the road so we drove straight through.

I see I made a post here Last night, but I only vaguely remember being here. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Geoschmo