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225 "Nothing"

A perfectly safe ship, no shields or armor needed.. "fire at Nothing" results in negative damage.

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Just guessed on the spelling. Hope I didn't make too many mistakes...

[EDIT]:

Should have been:

-Syphilis
-(chlamydia was right)
-(gonorrhea was also right)

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has anyone typed "Will" yet?

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Aparently not, so lets make that #226

226) Will

Oh, and that's a good one. LoL

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For the liberals, it might be a sick joke, and I apologize but ignore the second half of these names.

- USS. Dick Cheney
- USS. Bush II
- USS. Colon Powell

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For to add: Any vessel named after characters on pokemon or digimon.

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Whats the USS stand for? And if your this bitter about things then perhaps you should take a few days off and calm down.

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USS stands for either United Star Ship or United States Ship

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230) Charlie Foxtrot
231) Mahana-yu-ughli
232) Murphy's Law
233) Mothballed

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234) Bullseye
235) Lamestar
236) Inflammable
237) Wiffleball
238) Dainty Star
239) Evenpanic
240) Cannon Fodder
241) Indecesive
242) Lacklustre
243) Rustbucket

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244. Technological Marvel from the Year 1 AD
245. Potatoes... In... Space!!! (unless this is the Space Food Empires mod http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
246. WMD (hey, I actually did name a defense base this once, because it was equipped with VERY heavy weaponry - but it would work best for a destroyer parked over a sun http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
247. Ce n'est pas un dreadnought
248. USS Voyager (it might never get a scratch, but you won't hear from it again for 7 years)
249. Babe in Arms (got it from a Star Trek novel where there was this race which had no concept of anything but utter loving harmony)
250. Sergetti Bait
251. Prize (ask Atrocities, it's from the QConflict game... I still wonder if he even knows why I gave it to him http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
252. Any name from Stars! (C'mon, "Cotton Picker" was one of the LEAST silly http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif)
253. Steve R. Mueller's Beater (the place where the universe would end, according to Douglas Adams?)
254. Spathi Discriminator
255. Shofixti Scout
256. Captain Proton's Rocket Ship of Tomorrow!!!
257. Is That A CSM Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
258. Needs Point Defense
259. Escape Pod

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260) Expired Warranty
261) Tax Writeoff

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[i]262. Yo Mahama
263. Sonofa*****!
264. Thunderfart
265. A girl From nantucket
266. Cornlover
267. The Skidmark
268. Wabaaam
269. The Clap Giver
270. Bender
271. Explosive Diarrhea
272. Spaceball One
273. Monica Lewinsky
274. Bill Clinton
275. The Japanese Schoolgirl
276. Crapenstein
277. Influenza
278. The Fill in
279. Sixty Nine (69) (sorry but I saw it once)

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Hey I have a Dictator AND Necromancer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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You also seem to be counting backwards in italics...

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Bleh I was sent to the wrong page http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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280. [i]King Arthur from Mel Brooks Movies
281. RUN AWAAAAAY
282. I'm unarmed
283. I represent the United Federation of Planets
284. Where's your Bathroom
285. Liverspot
286. That's not my Tailpipe
287. Blusher
288. Suicidal Tendencies
289. Gunless
290. Tarzan
291. Hungover
292. Wellhung
293. Jerry SPRINGER!
294. Vulnerable Reactor
295. Pizzaboy
296. Psychic
297. Thong Inspector (for a scout)

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298. Body by Jake, weapons by Mattel

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244. ISS Some Assembly Required

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Along the lines of 255...

299. Spathi Safe One (it would have the "Don't Get Hurt" strategy)
300. The Utwig's Ultron
301. *Sauce* (...)
302. Glory Device Installed
303. Admiral ZEX (Not touching it with a ten foot pole)

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R O F L M A O - Great one Narf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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304. Rubber Joy Toy
305. Just Shoot Me
306. Bill Collector
307. IRS Man

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What IS a Charlie Foxtrot?!?!?

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308. GSS Suicidal Insanity

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Charlie Foxtrot are the military abbreviation for CF which is short for Cluster ****, it means when someone who had no clue what they were doing was placed in charge of someone who did and the result was a MAJOR screwup of epic proportions.

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Ah thanks.

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309) "Richard Simmons"
310) "Your own Risk"

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311. Sigfried
312. Roy
313. Blister
314. Sensetive
315. Playah Hatah
316. Touchy Lady
317. Fartfitnugen (I think that's how you spell it)
318. ROSAAAAN (with that nasal voice of hers)
319. Fertalizer
320. Old Fart
321. Made in China
322. SS Wussyboy
323. Cry like a girl
324. Hippy
325. Cannubus (sp?)

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USS stands for USS. Whatever fits. But, Don't get upset when someone dishes it back http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif You bash liberals, I bash conservatives. If you Don't like it, and no offense, but lead by example.

Now back to the topic.

The Incoherent (diplomatic/Exploratory ship)
The Liberal (For a military ship)
The Conservative (For a Prototype/TestBed Ship)
The Mundane (For bolder starships)
The Agoraphobia
The Aeroacrophobia
The Aibohphobia
The Allodoxaphobia
The Amychophobia
Antidaeophobia (For the Gary Larson Fans)
Apeirophobia
Arachibutyrophobia
Arsonphobia, Pyrophobia
Astrophobia
Athazagoraphobia
Atomosophobia
Atychiphobia, Kakorrhaphiophobia
Autodysomophobia
Aviophobia, Aviatophobia, Pteromerhanophobia
Ballistophobia
Coprastasophobia
Coulrophobia
Cyberphobia, Logizomechanophobia
Decidophobia
Defecaloesiophobia
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Sesquipedalophobia - Fear of long words
Spacephobia

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I was just wondering you had some use for the USS, but since you don't I guess one of the other stated meanings will do.

As far as being upset about your "dishing it out" I am not. You can "dish it out" all you want. I think your post there, and here says enough about the subject that I have nothing to be upset about. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Then it's water under the river.

I just used USS because compared to SS, it makes a military distinction.

Now let's see what captain can say "DESTROY THE Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" before the Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia can target, load, raise shields, and fire several salvos.

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Shouldn't that be a good name?

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If the captain is of the same name, many enemy ships might flee in terror...

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326. Me

This ship would be designed with absolutely no shields, armor, or ECM because it would never need them. After all, what would happen in a universe where all orders are followed without question when an enemy commander gives the order "Fire at me!"

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327. Vomit Comet
328. Snot Rocket
329. Big Red Sparlky Bullseye
330. Stan

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I meant the exercise guru, not the former member of Kiss. Come to think of it, both Richard Simmons are Bad (but that's just my humble opiniom.)

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331. Bill
332. Ted
333. Angina
334. Stompya
335. Egg Roll
336. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Baby
337. UPN
338. Fox in a Box
339. Carp
340. Pinto
341. Gremlin
342. Kissme
343. Loveyalots
344. BUUUUUUUUUUUURP
345. SIMPSON!
346. Britney Spears Federline
347. Yorkshire Terrier (those lil' (#&$&$%^%)

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348. Mister Bester
349. Straw Man
350. Windmill
351. Princess
352. Lawyer's Ethics
353. Baka
354. Ataru Moroboshi
355. Obnoxious Alien
356. Corporal Hudson
357. Game over man!

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349. The Terrified

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350. Mother-in-Law

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350. Punkbuster
351. Cheater
352. Punk *** Hacker
353. Virus Man
354. Stepmother
355. Duhoooy
356. Buster Muffin
357. Twirp
358. Jiggalo
359. Lying Theving Druggie
360. Boss Man

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You are soooooooooooo right on that one.

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361. Breakable
362. Fixerupper
363. Ford Mustang!
364. Hickup
365. Sisterdaughter (from the waaay down south world Confederacy)
366. What was that?
367. I'm invisible
368. Mental Reject
369. Baby on Board
370. R U 2 B Z 4 6 (pronounce it slowely and you'll prolly get it)
371. Pull my finger
372. Super Pooper (for a minelayer of course)
373. Le Sexy Lady
374. Stoner
375. Potter (as in Harry)
376. Larry
377. Curley
378. Mo
379 The real favorite Shemp!
380. Zoidberg
381. Seamstress
382. Kissmyass
383. Suckup
384. Brown noser
385. A blonde joke
386. Forest Fire

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Had to skip to the end before finishing and hope I'm not duplicating:

387. Kickme
388. Skippy
389. Humble
390. Humiliate Me
391. Now I Wanna Be Yer Dog (Iggy Pop anyone?)
392. Premie
393. *****slapped Before
394. Bendin'Over Fer Ya
395. Circling the Drain
396. Pooper Scooper
397. Lisp
398. Limp Wrist
399. ButtLique
400. Ridin' on Fumes
401. Lookin' fer Directions
402. Phucked and not even Kissed
403. Outgunned and Outmaneuvered
404. Butch
405. Sundance
406. Peewee
407. Winky
408. Heavily Medicated
409. Got Milk?
410. Teletubby (don't know their names)
411. Reamed
412. Dough Head
413. Bong Brain
414. Have it Your Way
415. Teardrop Explodes
416. Phancy Phuck
417. Bridge for Rent
418. HMS Greenwich Village
419. Village Peopled
420. Frankenfurters Ballroom
421. BooBoo
422. Closed for Redecorating
423. FABulous!

haha don't get me going~~~

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424. The Phong's Head

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425. Phong in a Thong
426. Thong's Away

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427. Phong + Praetorian S(...)

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Defeated
Willing To Surrender
Loves To Run And Hide
Weak *** Player
Lead By AI

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How about those names to instill the fear into the hearts of your enemies...

Mommy!
What?
*poke*
Splat
Can't touch this!
Look! A distraction!
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious (sp?)
Caffeine-Fueled
Oh!
Plothole
Oops...
Beep
Bleep!
Over there!
Kill me now
Target Practice
Experienced Volunteer
Sheep
Pothole
Pwnz0r
I win You lose

Thats enough for now..

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...Murphy's Law.