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If you arrival in a new star system prompts a biblical exodus of all life to another unvierse

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If when you eat it brings fear to your enemies.
You are addressed as Sir Fat ***

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If when you cut a thunderous fart the entire galaxy shakes.
If your lunch menu consists of 3 planets 2 moons and an asteroid.

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People without donuts are so bitter - Garfield

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TP = Toilet Paper.

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ROFLMAO - Very funny. LOL! I really like this one. Should also be a bumper sticker.

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You see a Ringworld and do your Homer routine (Ooh, donuts! Scrunch scrunch.)

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AT, with regard to your first post... I've just head on the news: Two girls are sueing McDonalds for making them fat.

Hmm... I wonder if they play SEIV, I wonder if they read this post?

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One month later, you outweigh your own BattleMoon.

Another month later, you outweigh your own Command Carrier. (25MT)

And another month later, you outweigh your own Sphereworld.

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I was watching Fox news yestarday and they had an add about what lawyers are trying to do. It was an anti lawyer - fat lawsuite comerical and it gave a web page to go to. I do not remember the name. The fat content in my diet has altered my memorie so I am going to hire a lawyer and sue the fast food industry for making fat and stupid. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

(I predicted that this would happen back in the 90's. I will predict more, but I do not want to give any one my ideas. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif )

Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

You might be a fat emperor if...

When you move into your palace, they have to knock down 2rd's of the building first.

You stared in Gulliver's travels prior to becoming an emperor

If you were the inspiration behind sphereworlds

That when you die, a black hole is formed.

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Buffet places call their banruptcy lawyers when they see you coming.
If you "fit" into the female love making catagory of "No F***ing Way!"
The last time someone pulled your finger a billion people died.
You must sleep standing up our of fear that if you laid down your subjects would cable you to the ground and let you starve to death.
If you are your own battle moon, and the planet killing beam is little more than you taking a leak and attempting to hit a planet.
If you have ever heard your mother say "Next time lift the rings will you!" after firing your battle moons anti planet yellow beam weapon.

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If you've ever formed your own nebulaes from eating too many beans
If several civilizations own their creation to your digestive track.
If Klingons have moved to Uranus

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ROFLMAO - Klingons... They have conqured Uranus, and are now have a foot hold on your Pluto's. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif (I mean the two tiny microscopic right and left moons of Pluto.)

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If you always win Space Food Empires...