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Re: Turn 7
Turn 7 is out.
Deadline is Monday at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 8
Turn 8 is out.
Deadline is Tuesday at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 9
Turn 9 is out.
Deadline is Wednesday at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 9
Hi Boron, you strategy is - err - interesting.
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Re: Turn 10
Turn 10 is out.
Deadline is THURSDAY at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 9
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Re: Turn 11
Turn 11 is out.
Deadline is Friday at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Delay
Hmm. I think Migaaresno needs a bit more time.
We'll wait for him until tomorrow morning. Pasha |
Turn 12
Turn 12 is out.
Deadline is SUNDAY night at 9pm. Pasha |
Re: Turn 13
Turn 13 is out.
Deadline is Monday at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 14
Turn 14 is out.
Deadline is Tuesday. |
STEVE
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img]
NEWS FLASH! In a daring move for the benefit of the whole world, Pasha Babe has rallied the Sauromatian Nation to strike the Surely Too Evil Villainous Ermor (STEVE) before Graknor can further steer STEVE toward his stink-ball plans. "A lot went into this decision," announced Pasha Babe at this morning's press conference. "It was only after a lot of thought, listening to Sauromatia's Witch Kings, and flaying a great many slaves, that I committed Sauromatia to the next step in its inevitable glory for the benefit of the whole world! Just look how STEVE wastes their grasslands! I have a 3-point plan that will..." <massive cheers drown out rest of speech after which 5 Ermorian "spies" are flayed before the whooting crowd> Stay tuned for all the glorious news as our imbedded reporters keep you informed of the latest. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] |
Re: STEVE
This is all propaganda. I lost no spies. I have in my possession the sworn testimony of no less than seventeen witnesses attesting that the so-called "spies" flayed in a pitiful attempt to rally the Sauromation public were, in fact, large stuffed animals stolen from the concessions booth of a local carnival.
Hint to the Sauromationians: when you flay something, you should end up with sticky red stuff, not fluffy white stuff. A word to the wise! |
Turn 15
Hello:
Turn 15 is out. Deadline is THURSDAY at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: STEVE
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img]
NEWS FLASH! Pasha Babe's brave minions have uncovered yet another example of Graknor's use of lies and misconstruction to further his creepy plans. The valiant freedom fighters of Sauromatia have uncovered 12 sweat shops in a slum just inside Sauromatia's homeland full of kidnapped Arcocephalean children sewing horrid stuffed flay-me-slave-dolls. Unfortunately, the sweat-bosses cowardly teleported away when their shops were raided. But all the sewing tools were manufactured in Ermor, and all of the bosses were wearing purple! Several documents in Ermorian secret code were found in the shops. One such document has been partially decoded to reveal the following damning evidence of Graknor's malignancy: ^&*&%$ (*%$^ MAKE THE CHILDREN *$$ DOLLS THAT WILL *&*&# THE FOOLS #*$(Q#*ER #$#*@*# #*$ !)#$&@@* @)#($ ... unreadable ... @@#$& ##$ DISTRACTION ... unreadable ... @$#($# THEN *# WILL STRIKE #U@@#OPI. Pasha Babe continues to lead the preemptive strikes in the War of Ermorian Aggression. Onward! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] |
Re: STEVE
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Re: STEVE
Who would you sooner believe, your literate and urbane neighbors, or the slovering hordes of Suromaton whose educational standards are so low that we were forced to carry on all our diplomatic correspondance in comic books and pantomime?
Speaking as the player...this map sure makes a Sauromatia-Ermor war kind of inevitable, doesn't it? |
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Re: STEVE
Which isn't all that far from real life! (If you accept Rome=Ermor)
http://www.livius.org/sao-sd/sarmatians/sarmatians.html |
Turn 16
Turn 16 is out.
Deadline is Sunday at 9pm Boston time. |
Re: Turn 17
Turn 17 is out.
Deadline is Tuesday. |
Re: Turn 17
Ahh! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/Injured.gif I have been Helheim'ed!
Time to retreat back to the comfort of the sea, unlike poor Vanheim, stuck in his castle... Right now what was plan b? Oh yea... |
The Squiggle
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img]
NEWS FLASH! His Wyrmship, Graknor, the Squiggle Pretender of Ermor, has finally fluffed himself big and proud and ventured out of his keep with a band of tarted-up mercenaries brandishing big, fancy pikes. The first item on his to do list was to eat some poor innocent independent freedom lovers. "Bah! We aren't too worried about the Squiggle, but we are keeping our eyes on him," said Nalaprezzor, 3rd Vice Witch Prince and Stamp Licker, for the Witch Kingdom of Sauromatia. "We suspect that he'll venture into Arcoscephalae next to munch on some children. Meanwhile, we are smearing our kids with the dung of the Whoo-Hoo Bear, so they won't taste good. You just can't be too careful!" [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/skull.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] |
Re: The Squiggle
I think they're smokin' what they're flayin' over there in Sauro-land.
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Re: The Squiggle
Typical Ermorian smug elitism!
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elitism
Again the sensibilities of the Sauromartians prove faulty. No, my dear neighbor, that was not smug elitism. This is smug elitism. We note that it may be identified by the heightened diction and use of the second person plural.
Not that we expect you semi-evolved cannibals to know the difference. The noble wyrm Graknor will soon be digesting your carcasses. He fears not your poison arrows! |
Turn 19
Turn 19 is out.
Deadline is Sunday. |
Re: Turn 19
Are we patching now?
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Re: Turn 19
Yes. The current turn was hosted with the patch. All players should patch.
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War of the North
While in the south dusk is setting, in the northern part it has yet to come.
North is in turmoil, barbarians fight for some excitement, huge nations resist the truth word of god, Icky beings [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Fish.gif[/img] walk out the sea. But among that the truth is emerging [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon01.gif[/img]. Whit a divine army of hell horses they sweep the lands of evil and keep hostiles at bay. The Valkerie of hellheim almost infiltrated all nations, ready to react. Our nation strives the total conversation of the world into the Gorgischme. ((Short introduction of the faith)) Gorgischme is religious path witch views beer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gifas most important aspect of life. It symbolises the path of life, the suffering of life and the pleasures of life. The priest must make an act of Gorgsme to show there dedication to there religion. The religions rituals are shrouded in mysteries and any word about it in public is blasphemy. The everyday life of a Gorgischme believer must pay homage to there god by donating a bottle of beer to there local church. The more beer and delicious the beer is, the more prosperous there life will be. At the end of the month, the priest will sacrifice parts of the beer and sent the best beer to the capital witch will be part of some unknown ritual to reawaken the god. The religion view any non-beer users as weak low-lives. The only solution for them is to adapt to thise religion or to be annihilated [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img]. -The Vanir of Hellheim. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gif |
Re: War of the North
Hmmm... I like beer. I don't like the idea of sacrificing beer.
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Beer
Does it count as sacrificing beer if you drink it while thinking sacred thoughts?
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Turn 20
Turn 20 is out.
Deadline is Tuesday. By the way, I will be out of town Thursday through Monday. So, we'll need to take a short break while I am away. Pasha |
Re: Turn 20 / Delay
Kailasa's turn file is not working. I will give him a chance to resubmit his turn.
Pasha |
Re: Turn 20 / Delay
Ok i am dead, lost a close battle with ulm.
It is all helheims fault, the annoying evil grinch. With his pointless attack on my capitol i lost 2 turns worth of income. Without helheim it would have been a very interesting 1vs1 with bluebird http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif |
Re: Turn 20 / Delay
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But on the plus side my 200+ strong army killed 1 or 2 of his glamoured units before being utterly slaughtered. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif By 12 or so of his mighty glamoured units... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif |
Re: Turn 20 / Delay
I'm pretty sure Kalisa's turn worked out at the end, since he was able to attack me.
Should have seen the look on my face when I found out Kalisa took a 9a blessing, I'd say it's quite anti-caelum bless if I ever saw one... and then he jumped me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif |
Turn 21
Yes. Turn 21 went out today.
The deadline with be Tuesday, due to my trip. Thanks. Pasha |
Proposal
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your lands from the other evils who only seek plunder and lots of wenches. If you are willing to do the Act of Tjapat we can help you. This is a Oath witch binds you to the following things: 1. You will become a subordinate to the Hellheim’s Church. 2. You will protect The Holy Church (Hellheim’s Church)and even sacrifice yourself and your nation if it’s necessary to the survival of The Holy Church. 3. Your entire nation, military, priest and druids must alter the current religion to Gorgischme.:B 4. You must obey every command from The Drunken ones, even if it means killing your own kin. You will obey without hesitation and without questions. 5. You must burn all wine chambers [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon38.gif[/img][img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon38.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Campfire.gif[/img][img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Campfire.gif[/img] ((A Little more about the world of Gorgischme)) The Church has other names for certain things. People whit this religion must use these names. Other nations show disrespect if they don’t use these names. You will call the prophet of Hellheim: Master (since he is level 3 priest he is called master Lechiek) You will call the nation of Hellheim: Chosen nation. You will call the Church o Hellheim: The Holy Church or The Truth. You will call the Vanir: The Drunken ones or The pure ones. You will call being who defiled themselves by drinking only impure beer: Unclean ones or weak ones. Being who drunken impure and pure beer: Defiled. The religion has a special kind of blood beer. By performing an ancient mostly outlawed ritual they can merge pure blood of suitable virgins whit other pure beer to achieve the most holy of beers. This beer is used by the Dokus Shamenlijk in a mysterious ritual. A priest level 1 is called a Shamenlijk. A priest level 2 is called a Dokus Shamenlijk. A priest level 3 is called a Lechiek. A priest level 4 is called a Dokus Lechiek. -The Master Lechiek. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon01.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gif |
Turn Due Tuesday
Hi:
I am back. Turn is due Tuesday. Pasha |
Turn 22
Turn 22 is out.
Deadline is Thursday at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 23
Turn 23 is out.
Deadline is Sunday. |
Re: Turn 24
Turn 24 is out.
Deadline is Tuesday. |
Re: Turn 24
And at last, Vanheim is swept from the world. It's been a long time coming http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif
Those of you who got to actually play, have fun! |
Re: Turn 24
Thanks for playing, Ewierl. Hope to see you in another game soon! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
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Re: Turn 25
Turn 25 is out.
Deadline is Thursday. |
Re: Turn 25
Maverni is dead too.
Only something like 3-4 lesser mages and 5-10 troops left and both castles under siege so i turned ai. Has been a short but fun game http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif |
Tension increasing.
Tensions between Caelum and Hellheim are increasing. Numberous scouts have been spotted and exterminated right afther the pact of non-aggresion between the two super powers. Rumors go around they seek the secrets of making blood beer. Guard posts around The Holy Churches have increased and beer chambers are being guarded fiercly. Falkerie is intercepting air trafic for enemy scouts. It is yet unknown how manny spy's have infiltrated the kingdom.
-Your local newspaper. |
Re: Tension increasing.
hehe, two spies exactly. they were there from more or less day 1 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif we were either too tired or careless to remove them http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
For our part we abide by our non aggression pact. To another matter, those Kailasa blessed troops are a scare, I was attacking five Yavanas with an army of 8 mamoths and some thirty strong infantries and they just butchered it. Time to bring those storm trooper mages to wipe out the remains of this anti-caelumite terror http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif |
Re: Tension increasing.
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