Re: Turn 18
 

Ugah! Ape still fight big men! Still look for help! No men have heart for poor ape? Big men large threat to all others!

Re: Turn 18
 

*glub glub* Cousteau warns Mictlan from over expansion as it will destroy *glub* the Westward land animals' potential ability to counter the *plop fizz* tallmen who have continued to *gurg* vibrate our kelp farmers with *honk* fear.

Turn 19
 

Turn 19 out.

Turn 20 out.
 

Turn 20 out... im liking this fast pace =)

Turn 21
 

Turn 21 sent out.

Re: Turn 21
 

Ape STILL fight big men but not many month longer! help! u-uu-uuu last apes say thanks to nice people who willing to help!

Turn 23
 

Turn 23 out. Due May 30th, 8 pm EST

turn 24 out
 

turn 24 out... due May 31st, 8 pm EST>

Re: turn 24 out
 

Here ape of Lanka again... only Vanheim hear calls of apes yet. hope more will join and beat evilheim! Soon capitol Lanka will be free and much cheering and screeching among apes! Lanka will be good country again! Ugaaah uu. *sings national anthym*
UUUuuuugah Uuuugahh
O La-ha-nka land of aaaapes
with good banana and big graaapes
apes looooove youuu forever
we wooohon't surrender neeever

O La-ha-nka land of aaapes
there apes of many shapes
O Cupido-god apes love you foreeever
because you wooohon't go AI neeever

turn 25
 

turn 25 out... sorry for the delay. It would be nice if we could get the turns in by 8 pm EST on Friday, June 1st... but if you need more time let me know.

Re: turn 25
 

GO VANHEIM FREE LANKA!
Apes love you! Will do good things for you!

Re: turn 25
 

Sorry for the delay... because I sent out the turn late, im giving Rlyeh some extra time to get his turn in...

Turn 26
 

Turn 26 is out. Deadline is June 3rd at 8 pm EST.

Re: turn 25
 

Indeed, Vanheim is indeed sieging Lanka's former capital, still defended by valiant sons of Niefelheim, but do you really believe that will do any good to infernal ape nation?

For all the other nations, wake up and get prepared. Soon the the glorious realm of Niefelheim will fall under Vanir avalanche, and then the Vanir, controlling not only their own lands, but Sauromatians, Niefelheims and Lankas one will roll over you all.

Re: turn 25
 

Vanheim responded to the piteous cries of Lanka for aid with the only thing Niefelheim listens to: force. Lanka's capital will be returned to them once we root out the evil giants, who still hold sway over much of the North. Do not believe the giants' lies.

Turn 27
 

Turn 27 out. Due June 4th at 8 pm EST.

Re: Turn 27
 

If anyone wants some free land, Caelum has decided to kamikaze itself on me, his lands are devoid of defense.

Re: Turn 27
 

From the *gurgle* waves, we salute the efforts of the *pop* winged as they curtail the unabaited *swish* expansion of the blood worshippers, who *honk* control the entirety of the Southeastern con*hic*tinent.

- Cousteau

Re: Turn 27
 

Hehe, sounds like that whole time of peace everyone had going is about over.

Re: Turn 27
 

We shall support whatever action the ocean people see fit.

Re: Turn 27
 

and oh yeah.. game just blasted into big wars lol http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Turn 27
 

Unfortunatly for the nation of Mictlan, they are fighting a small fraction of my armies, so "devoid of defense" is a rather poor assessment. Furthermore, it seems that controlling an entire island and paying homage to infernal demons has won them few friends. The Eagle Kings remain at peace with the men of the North, and the Triton Kings stand shoulder to wing with us in our war against the blood worshippers. I invite the nations of Agartha and Rlyeh to join this coalition and rid the Southern lands of this blight.

Re: Turn 27
 

Make you're excuses if you want. The fact remains that the nation of Mictlan are not the aggressors of this unprovoked attack.
If you want to support the warmonger, go ahead.

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

lets get this game going

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

I made no excuses. The Eagle Kings proudly go into battle to stop the expansion of a foe who would butcher their own civilians to strengthen their nation.

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

Lanka infernal ape nation? little markata ape must cry. Big men with clubs bang joyous apes an head, make hot soap out of flesh and ashtray out of hands call Lanka infernal? Vanheim people will teach you lesson.

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

The agartha people will join the coallition of the willing and rid the world of this axis of evil. (Mitchigan)

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

Evil? Butcher?
The God of Mictlan craves blood, and the followers are willing. We have lines of candidates hoping for the honor, the privilege of sacrificing themselves to our God!

Do not talk to us about butchery, more blood has been spilled on the battlegrounds in a few short months, then there ever has been on the temples of Mictlan.

So I say again, make you're excuses if you like, but we see you're aggression for what it truly is. Land Lust.

We raise the call, who will stand with us against these aggressors? Will you take up the sword and face them with us on the fields of battle, or cower in you're homes until they decide you are the evil one now?

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

haha this game is gonna be awesome http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif (even if I do loose the word war owns http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

The good and civilized ape of kailasa hope that their evil and barbarian brothers of Lanka will die soon, because they give a false and sauvage picture of the true ape people.

Stelteck.

Turn 29
 

Turn 29 out.

Re: Turn 29
 

I kinda wish score graphs where on, my lands are so barren Im not sure theres any point in holding on to them http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
Too bad there isn't a mass teleport spell that lets you move you're capital.

Re: Turn 29
 

Yeah, Im one of the few people who always wishes score graphs were on, but no one else seems to like em. In any case, even if your lands are barren, at least your troops aren't too expensive, and damn those jaguar warriors keep tearing me a new one. I can't get them to break! It's pretty horrifying watching them tear through my guys, because apparently Caelum is big on that whole, flying makes up for lack of ability to fight at all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif. And to Willburn, thank you, I laughed for about 5 minutes when I saw you coalition of the willing comment.

Re: Turn 29
 

Perhaps i'll put score graphs on in my next game... although I don't like them, as they tend to lead to the "dogpile on the biggest guy" thing. That's not necessarily bad when someone is clearly dominating the game, but it can be bad when someone inches slightly ahead and is killed by everybody else...

I tend to feel like people know when someone is really taking the game without the need for score graphs.

Re: Game starting, waiting for pretenders.
 

i ready sur

Re: Turn 29
 

Markata will throw sticks and stone at Steltek when see him in good Lanka land.

Re: Turn 29
 

The evil lord of agartha tried by surprise to bring death and destruction upon the civilised and peaceful ape nation of kailasa.

Of course they failed. Now they are running for their lifes as we discipline them and provide them the light of civilisation and peace.
We are not cruel, but as parents must sometimes be rude with their children, civilized nation must sometimes give harsh lesson to less favorised one.

May the fate of arghata be a warning to all nations and prevent them for worshiping evil.

Stelteck.

Re: Turn 29
 

We *burp* warn you, monkeys, that if you *swish* accost the Deep Ones further, you shall lose *click* your only barr*clack*ier your lubbers have from the bloody forces to the *breaking a trombone* Southeast.

- Cousteau

Re: Turn 29
 

The nation of Mictlan will welcome the apes as new neighbors with open arms. We are not the warmongers the fishmen tries to sell us for. Sofar we have not started a single war, though we intend to finish the one with caelum, even if they are bigger then us.

Turn 30
 

Turn 30 out.

Possible delay....
 

Just a heads up that I may not be able to get my turns in on time in the next few days...

We just had like the 50 year storm in Newcastle, Australia.....power was knocked out for 18 hours...It's only just come back...but no guarentees as another big front is about to hit.

Would it be possible to set the turn timer to 48 hrs temporarily?

Turn 32
 

Turn 32 out... a delay shouldn't be a problem. Sorry about the power outage thing, that's not fun.

Re: Turn 32
 

Mictlan wants to purchase one (or more) staff of storms to blow away the rain of arrows from the ever expanding caelumites.

Re: Turn 32
 

Well, my last effort plan of trying to wipe big Vanheim army with summoned Lammashtas didn't work (damn the mounted hirdmen and their speed!). My capital is sieged, i'm down to 4 provinces which hardly brings enough income to even pay upkeep.
I'm sending out my 200 gems in hopes that they will help to avenge the glorious giants. I expect to hold out behind the castle walls for a few more turns, and then go out with a bang http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif
It was a good game though http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Turn 32
 

Thanks for joining the game again, Szumo... hopefully you'll be in War is Hell 3 =)

Unfortunately, I had to go after you, as I had enough of Soul Vortex-slinging Jarls in the previous game. Too nasty... everyone else should thank me =)

It's not over quite yet.

Turn 34
 

Turn 34 out. Due tomorrow at 8 pm EST

Re: Turn 34
 

The brave agartha people will resurface some other time. We are loosing to the monkey men (Good fight well done). Soon you replace us with the AI.

Turn 35
 

Turn 35 out.

turn 36
 

turn 36 out.

Re: turn 36
 

In other news, anyone want to help take down that Forge of the Ancients? That's often know as a DOA global - Dead on Arrival. It generally makes everyone want to kill the caster, as its ridiculously good.