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Well, Tir is already crowding me. It may be 25 provinces, but we two are pretty close. Not that I declare war on Tir or anything, but the Giants of Niefelheim would suggest that they don't come any farther north.

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isn't that sort of thing best done in PM or ingame message?

now if anyone finds either of you they'll know where the other is http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Nah, I like keeping things public. And, oh, by the way, we are not at all concerned about anyone finding us http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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I declare war on the unholy nation of Niefelheim. Your arrogance will cost you.

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Hey, we're Giants. We're supposed to be arrogant. And we declare war on you back.

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The nation of Agartha thinks that C'tis will be kind! Niefelheim, I have heard news of Agartha sending troops to your home province! However, C'tis will do no business with Agartha. Agartha is an enemy and Niefelheim's home province will be under C'tis rule!

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Niefelheim will be ruled by the Oracles. If C'tis does not withdraw once the armies of Niefelheim have been defeated, there will be more war.

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Quit bickering, you two. You sound like spoiled kids. You are both going to die at the hands of Giants of Niefel.

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Well, surprise upon surprise. Niefelhiem is beaten. The Agarthan Petrify armies did surprise us. We shall though, continue to Raid all those who attacked us. We shall not go quietly.

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Xavier, be careful where you step. Even an undefended province can be dangerous.

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Hey, you peaceful nations should come see the three-way fight going on up north. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen in a game. You never know who's going to attack you. And all this going on with Indie provinces still open... good ones.

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Argitoth, I'm thinking you're the one that should be more concerned with where you step. I still have half of that army left while as far as I can tell you only just escaped with your mages intact. And that's only because they wisely ran away in time.

I offered you the rest of Niefelheim's lands except the capital and 107, but you declined. If you'd like to negotiate divying up the land in a way that avoids conflict between us, fine. Otherwise, prepare to die. And don't expect an offer as generous as the last one I gave you.

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You should have taken that offer Argi. It was a good one.

Now, where is my offer?

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Try to take castle 107, we'll see who is stronger than who.

Edit: Ah, it looks like Niefelheim took his castle back.

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Yes, we took the castle back, and we killed dozens of Agarthan scum in doing so. Too bad the mages got away. Hopefully they died escaping. The Wrath of Niefelheim is reaching full-steam now. We shall kill every Agarthan we find, until their whole race is just a sludgy spot on the ground. Expect no quarter Agartha.. we may die, but we will take you down with us.

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Agartha, now you see the true size of my army. However, that's still only a piece of the pie.

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One of my Niefel Jarls just killed Bogus and his troop all by himself. It was hilarious. Too bad he was already equipped, so I didn't get the really good items.

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Niefelheim, I am very upset at your actions. You killed two of my priests last month. If you do not explain your actions, your castle in Province 107 will soon be under C'tis rule.

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Did I miss something? I thought you declared war on him....

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Xavier, you have no business in C'tis affairs.

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I told you to move them, did I not? I was coming through.

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Alright, you are forgiven, however, you must send 100 gold as an apology! Send it within 3 months or I will not be happy.

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This is the bloodiest, craziest, most backstabbing free-for-all game I have ever played. It's more like a King of the hill game. It's great!

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Niefelheim is very angered that someone else has made their way onto the Hero board. Big N will not stand by idly while someone else claims a hero. We will not fight Tir na Nog, but we will reclaim our rightful place on the hall of fame. Attacks commence this turn.

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All is well. Niefelheim has all the spot in the hero board again. Many glorious battles.

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My great army lead by Lord Quadisti is on its way to province 93. I do not want to see any frost giants there.

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I will be out of town from tuesday till sunday. I should have some internet, but probably not enough to make sure i get in a turn every 24 hours. Could we move it to 48h for a few days?

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I'll turn off the timer till sunday.

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Lord Quadasti reports Niefelheim's fortification in just beyond the horizon! The great battle is soon to start.

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News from the Agarthian front!

Lord Quadisti has reported no opposition, but requested reinforcements to destroy Niefelheim's former castle walls.
The Great Pretender, Zenith has given the command! A new army is soon to dispatch and will arrive in three months.

Zenith has commanded that C'tis armies are to move on Tir Na
Nog's home province as soon as possible.

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News from the Agarthan front.

Niefelhiem now controls all northern Agarthan provinces. True, our capitol is occupied by Agarthan scum, but they will soon be dead.

Since the initial Agarthan sneak attack, Niefel has lost no Jarls to the Agarthan petrifyers. We can, and have, adapted. The Four Legendary Jarls now attack at will, and our mighty prophet guides them. And Almighty Smaug has returned to this world. His vengeance is legendary.

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C'tis sauromancers are now conducting polymorphing expiriments on willing subjects. So far, experiments have been going horribly wrong! The chance of death is high, however no deaths have been reported. A few local wizard experts say that this is an outrage and must be stopped. However, Zenith wills it and his will must be done. Experiments will continue as planned.

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What the hell dood, Agartha left. I just finally noticed this. That is freaking stupid.

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Lingchih, you better allie with Tir Na Nog

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sorry i took off, but my wife left me at the same time as tir took my capital and killed every single mage there, including my pretender. under the circumstances i decided to just go AI, as i didn't really have the heart to fight a lost battle.

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Agartha, you went down really fast. From the time you attacked Niefelheim to the time you went AI was not too much time.

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I very nearly defeated Tir in my capital, but I made a few critical mistakes. Live and learn.

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Well, I plan on starting a game of these settings again if you are interested.

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i am, i did like these settings. would be nice to have a few more than 5 players. send me a pm in case i miss the thread. and yeah...i won't normally ever go AI unless I'm quite clearly in the last few turns with nothing worth doing, but...yeah. my wife told me she was leaving me, and then the next morning I logged in to see I'd lost my attempt to throw off the seige in my capital, and all of the mages who'd survived died while retreating. so I just said, "f*** it" and went AI.

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sorry to hear that dude. I hope things go better for you in the future. I still hate you for taking Niefelheim though.

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I hope you enjoyed watching your giant militia crumble to pieces. As you can see, I take battlefield organization very seriously. You will not see a single commander who is out of place, nor a single unit. All of my units have been trained to form perfect geometric shapes.

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The four Great Jarls of Niefelheim are dead. Though they killed hundreds of Lizards and sent hundreds of undead back to their graves, in the end they all perished under the wave of skelly spam. It was an epic battle, and never once did any Jarl or Niefel even consider retreating.

Only Vanlande the Jarl remains, but Niefelheim will fight on. We did not cave when Agartha took beloved Niefelheim, and we will not cave now, though our outlook is grim.

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Niklatu, leading a great army toward Tir na n'Og has successfully broken into their lands, but is in need of supplies.

Lord Quadisti leads a second army. After returning home from the epic battle with Niefelheim, a dead hero was given a most respectable burial to commemorate his bravery in the battle. He went behind enemy lines and killed Niefelheim's prophet. However, in the same battle he died trying to flank Niefelheim Jarls.

Lord Quadisti's army will have new recruits.

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A lone scout watched, as the great gates of Niefelheim opened. This is odd, he thought. Those gates have not opened in more than a year.

Then he saw the reason for their opening. Niefel Jarl upon Niefel Jarl came through those gates, striding with power and ineffable might. Some went North, some went West, some went South, and some went East. As they departed, each saluted the others with the Dead Giant Walking salute. None expected to see each other again, but each was determined to kill as many of the small folk as they could.

And so went the last march of the Niefel Jarls.

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And a little gremlin laughs, "HAHAHA! The bigger they are, the harder they fall."

Edit: Just as in Lord of the Rings, the Ents were summoned and brought down with fire, so shall the Niefel Giants.

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Wazooking, if you are even alive on these threads, just to let you know, my poison golem would have killed your tartarian if he didn't die due to the 50 turn limit.

You probably think your tartarian killed my golem. Look at the battle closely, your tartarian didn't do crap.

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Big N has gone AI. Interesting game.

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Big N was never so big after all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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Hmphh. You know I could have killed you early game, right? I was the benevolent master. And let myself be attacked by Agartha.

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ok