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I agree Squirrel, but Samulus is not on this fora unfortunately. Nag at him in dom3mods
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A wild Koschei appeared. No virgins be safe no moar.
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wait, virgins were safe before? Fatality, god of Abysia, does formally protest any such insinuation.
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atleast sacrificed virgins get their essenced used usefully (demons yay), but virgins raped by koschei? I swear, we need to escort him in and out of the lab incase he does anything.
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Disguise a few Fivefold Angels as young maiden and tell them to roam around the lab...:angel
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Tried that, apparently wearing make-up is a sin...damn you religious extremeists!
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Careful what you say, those are what keeps you from being domkilled you know.
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Put it on anyway, it's not like they can remove it (unless they're very handy with their feet :P)
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Pug rested after yet another victory, leisurely cleaned his armour from blood and reflecting on how fast you got used to the act of killing. The campaign had been successful and scouts reported that several other more powerful forces had followed to claim the world for Pothead. The future seemed pleasantly dark. (obviously a positive term for Agarthans)
Suddenly the watch sounded the signal of alarm, clang of steel and shouting was everywhere. Pug rushed out of the tent just in time to face a magnificent fay horse rearing above him. The rider was a tall blond man with feirce blue eyes screaming like mad in a strange language. The heavy hoofs came down and struck the unarmed Pug to the ground. Just before dying Pug absentmindedly reflected upon the fact that these warriors must have been after the same garrison that the Agarthans had just fought, in order to claim this land as their own. "Dying by accident... somehow it fits perfectly" Those were the last words of Agarthas first fighting commander, words neither heard nor remembered. But Pothead heard those words in his head, as he heard the words and thoughts of all his servants. And they made him chuckle to himself as he took another drag on the hookah. |
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The Druzinha were a force to be reckoned with, skilled and deadly they swiftly cut down all in their way. Province after province fell, and the list of vassal states grew - The heroes of Rus had built an empire. Their travels took them far and wide in and across the horizon they were promised.
They met other great nations along the way, among them the Ashen Empire of Ermor. Here the land was barren, the people fell in such great numbers that it were as if a plague had swept the land, and the dead rose continueing to praise the grim god of death. The foreign faith wormed it's way into the lands of Rus, and soon Bogarussian people had fallen to the plague dominion of the death god. The Princes agreed enough was enough and the Druzinha rode of to destroy this threat. Upon reaching a fortress of the dead, these great men witnessed skeletons rising to protect it. The Druzinha were known to be great brave men, but a fear overcame them. "How do we kill that which is already dead?" one man asked. Obaric the chosen scout emerged from the shadows. "Let me show you" he replied with an authoritative voice. Throwing his arms into the air he called down the divine might of Vladmina to banish the dead back to the underworld, two score and five he destroyed in total. Meanwhile Sviatoslav rallied the men to charge at those whom Obaric had missed. Lances shattered ribs, swords cleaved skulls, and all manner of bones were crushed beneath hooves. All the dead were laid back to rest, and not a single hero of Bogarus had died. They celebrated their triumph over death, but knew a larger battle was soon to come, it is then that they shall earn their status as heroes. |
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Mortal Combat cursed under his breath. Thrice-damned fish-people and their insanity-causing dominion, it was enough to make one go crazy...
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I threw down a glove I made the mistake
Of picking it up now I'm gone The choosing of guns or fighting with swords The choice of weapons is done They'll tear me apart as soon as I start I know I don't have a chance OH...OH... Fight for the Honour Fight for the Splendour Fight for the Pleasure OH...OH... Fight for the Honour Fight for the Splendour Fight for my Life! Ready to start the duel begins the best man wins in the end A lunge and a feint, a parry too late A cut to the chest and I'm down Seeing the stain then feeling the pain Feeling the sweat on my brow The fighting resumes, a silence looms the Swordsman move 'gainst each other A cut and a thrust, a parry, a blow a stab to the heart and I'm down The Angel of Death hears my last breath Meanwhile the reaper looks on OH...OH... Fought for the Honour Fought for the Splendour Fought for the Pleasure OH...OH... Fought for the Honour Fought for the Splendour Fought to the Death Courtesy of Iron Maiden: The Duelist R.I.P Marignon, good luck to the rest of you and may the best man win in the end. |
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Thanks for playing Blackguard, may I ask who killed you?
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It may be ermor, I heard from the horse's mouth that they neighboured marignon. I've also been expecting a PoD to drop down to accompany his legions in fighting my invading army, and that hasn't happened so this might explain it.
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R'lyeh dealt the killing blow but it was a mixture of Ermor and R'lyeh, with Ulm blocking my path and taking a province as well. basically I died due to being in a very bad position(right next to R'lyeh's lake, Ermor to my immediate North East and Ulm to my North as well as making some crucial mistakes early on and being very unlucky on turn2 expansion.
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I suppose you had to divert a lot of ressources to fight off my dominion and Ermor's but you defended yourself until the end. See you in a next game
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Abysia is aghast at the actions of Ermor, and announces the following:
1) Casting BoT is an attack against all nations of the world. 2) As such, the caster of BoT has summarily violated all non-aggression agreements which he maintains. Thus, Abysia requires that Ermor eliminate this heinous global within one turn or we shall consider all of our agreements with the nation of Ermor to have been ended by them without notice, and done in violation of our NAP. We also publicly announce these charges in view of the nations of the world, and will gladly succor allies to our cause and make war upon its enemies. So swears the warlock council and the god Fatality. |
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Unfortunately there is no dominion local spell that helps in this war. If you have a suggestion we'll gladly change to that. The war will be over in 7 turns or so, so how about I cancel the spell again in 5 turns?
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That wasn't a smart move Ermor, the men of Rus can fight through this, we could cast gift of health next turn, and our blood magic allows us to fight the aging on our old mages.
Even if we should fall you have hung yourself unless you drop BoT immediately since everyone now sees you as an enemy. We also would like to point out that we actually can dispel this with 1 in 3 of our starets, I doubt it would be that hard to raise the gems since everyone wants to get rid of this. It saddens us that you cannot keep your harmful magic to the battlefield or within your own dominion. We shall stamp your armies into the ground, mark my words. To all others in the realm, put your trust in Bogarus who are actively working to rid the world of this scourge, laying to rest hundreds of undead. The donation of pearls would be required for us to dispel the BoT. Thank you all in advance for your co-operation against the evil ermor empire. |
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5 turns is unacceptable. The one turn we've had was unacceptable.
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Ulm will give 25 astral pearls to the nation that dispels this abomination.
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Oh well if you want to be like that, then I'll cancel the spell, spoilsports :P
Or not doesn't matter anyway. you guys spend the pearls on this.. |
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If you cancel it then the whole map probably won't go to war with you.
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I'm already at war with all my neighbours. When I lose, the spell might prolong my un-life. If I win against them, then going to war with everyone else is going to happen anyway.
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As it looks like 3 players are about to stale I delayed the timer 6 hours. Abysia, Bogarus and Man, please get your turns in or ask for a delay.
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can the warning be increased? 6h is short enough that i forgot and went to sleep, and it would have hosted while i was sleeping.
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I can put in at 12h if you want.
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12h would be great
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As Samulus is possibly about to score three stales in a row I'm preparing to sub him out or turn him AI. I sent him a PM and I hope he replies but in case not I'd like some information from those who are his neighbours or enemies in the game.
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I'm going to be looking for a sub, I really don't have the time to play (fffuuuu... homework).
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Ok, Nikelaos. It's been great playing with you, I hope to see you in future games. Tell me if you need help finding a sub.
I'll rather delay the game than let such a powerful nation stale, so if you don't find time to do your turns while looking for a sub please tell me. Alternatively we can set a longer timer (48h) if that would give you the leeway you need to stay in the game. On a side note, it seems Samulus is back with us for now. Although he didn't respond to my PMs he's started submitting turns again, so I'm leaving him be for now. |
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feel free to help looking for a sub, I might not be able to check online and sort things out everyday so...
also there is a password set, the (unecesary) password is "bonjovi" |
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Jesus cockslapping christ, 5 stales! I better put the game on hold until that sub is found.
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Ok we found a sub for Bogarus, welcome back in the game Blackguard!
I will also set Man AI now. |
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uh oh, that smells like revenge time :(
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Timer changed to 48h
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Well, I'm finally gone. Good game everyone.
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Hi
Unfortunately there is no Internet in my vacation Place. I was Promissed thered Be. I Need a Substitute or posponement until sunday. Sent from someones iPhone whom i gave fifty bucks. Sorry for this horrible Missmatch BVG ermor |
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Nice fight BigandScary, see you soon in Gotm :)
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Nice game BigAndScary, thanks for playing. |
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Turn postponed on Squirreloids request
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Turn postponed by 12h on my own account.
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Turn postponed 24h due to sudden call for overtime work, so I can't make it home tonight.
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haha that was fun... I only wish the death rate wasn't 2 of mine for 1 of yours :(
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BoT beat me. BoT > LA Abysia. And of course I had the absolute worst luck with site searching, and have virtually no pearl income to even attempt a dispel.
So now I can't use national mages in combat, which means I can't beat the undead hordes because all my H3 priests just die in 3 turns. This game has been extremely frustrating because the morons who do have pearl income have let BoT stay up for forever. You know who you are. (And in any normal game, Abysia would have pearl income, but yay 1 astral site in 22 provinces?) So that was a desperate attempt to do something to stop the pain. Because this game has been unplayable for me for like 30 turns. |
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Sorry:o
BoT doesn't really affect my mages and helps me reduce upkeep and micromanagement of freespawns :angel |
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Yesterday the dates on llamaserver displayed incorrectly, leading me be to believe several players was about to stale. So I postponed the game, as it turned out to be, for no reason.
So Ermor and Abysia, please don't let the long timer detain you. |
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wow lots of ppl haven't submitted a turn yet. maybe they did read "0:45 thursday" the same way as i did at first: meaning thursday night, not the first hour of thursday (and hence in about 3 hours)?
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All that smoking finally starts taking it's toll, Pothead is going insane.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/attac...1&d=1291147668 _____________^^^_________________ So don't expect too much out of any diplomatic attempts from now on.:D |
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FWIW I'm about to the point that I'm completely unstoppable, nows the time for everybody left to make their last ditch efforts against me.
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