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the camera pans across a marble tiled bedroom the size of a small aircraft hangar, a superb super-king-sized bed with white satin sheets sits pride of place.

The bed is currently occupied by a gaggle of naked beauties who are looking askance toward the en-suite bathroom door...

the silence is broken by horrible wretching noises, magnified by the pristine stonework of the bathroom, 'hucka hucka hucka hucka bluurrrghh buick buick buick buick bllooorrrrrhhhhgg snivel groooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr'

Yep, in true party stle, Tigga had 'minesweeped' everybody else's drinks at the end of the do

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Okay let's straithen things out a bit here.
Because I asked too many questions about a few women who were mentioned by e certain member, I was considered a lonely heart and I shouldn't talk so much about women. Well that's okay with me, I can take that. But... GT is talking about naked beauties, many women, new employees in need of "testing" and such all the time! Now this can mean only one thing:
Bad marriage and much frustration because of it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ September 23, 2002, 09:45: Message edited by: Timstone ]

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Not at all, me and the current Mrs GT (as in the one I am married to at present, rather than with any electrical connotation!!) are happy as a bunch of happy things..

The fundamental difference is that I am just dreaming about meeting lots of famous super-models who miraculously, just want to go to bed with me.. you however, want to really meet girls to go to bed with you

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I haven't finished my homework yet (bad me), but I've already done a search on the Gryphin Position. I couldn't find it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
Now I'm even more curious (that's not because of the sprinkles).P.S. Lawyers aren't suppose to be alround-nice-guys. The are the most disgusting breed of man on this face of the Earth.

To quote again:
Blade II:
"Are you human?"
"Barely... I'm a lawyer."

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Is this 'lawyers are the most disgusting breed of man" just before I disembowel you and nail your testicles to the top of that pillar in the Mundplein? or 'lawyers are the most disgusting breed of man" just before I take that gearbox you are working on and stick right up your backside, sideways, whilst covered in jalapenos and with the rest of the internal combustion engine behind it?

[ September 23, 2002, 13:40: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Oh, never tried that before. Could be fun. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Okay, lawyers are necessary evil in our modern society. But that doesn't make them allround-nice-guys.

While Timstone gave his perspective on the matter, he sees an angry mod forming in front of him. Timstone slowely stops with talking and decides to apologise to Growltigga.
"Sorry mate, I should be so hard on you. Not everything was meant. But hey, the truth is hard."
When he realised what he had said he slammed himself on the head and made a run for his live to his ship. "Damn, that was close." Once inside he decided to take some looong trips to earn himself some money. That way the angry mod could cool off. "I'll show my face again when everything has calmed down."

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and Growltigga sniggers as Timstone's ship disappears into the galactic night, closely followed by a spread of Growltigga's infallible "Anti Chocolate Sprinkle Coated Dutchman" super-sneaker seeker missiles..

High in the night sky, an explosion erupts like a pin-prick of light, and Growltigga considers that at least there is more nieuw haring for the rest of us

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Ouch, that hurts. You just attempted to blow up a regular customer. It will take a while before the person in question will be recovered enough to visit your establishment again.
Oh, and it is Nieuwe Haring. It's really tasty. Not bad for a lawyer. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ September 23, 2002, 15:34: Message edited by: Timstone ]

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Timstone, you should be amazed that as an Englishman, I know what nieuwe haring is, let alone am able to spell it.

You were too young to drink in the cantina anyway.

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Too young?! Hmm... I'm considering some serious tiger-hunting right now. Such a trophy should hang nicely above the fireplace.
With the tender age of 23 I'm allowed to drink as much as I want, even in England.

[ September 23, 2002, 21:22: Message edited by: Timstone ]

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"electrical connotation!!) ",
You know that denying it only makes it wourse.

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Aha, yes. Well I still think you're a little bit frustrated. Otherwise you wouldn't have to dream about famous women in your bed. If you're content with you current wife, then you won't need any dreams about other women. Or are you so long married that your wife is getting dull? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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No, she is not dull at all, it is just that she is always dreaming about Brad Pitt and Piers Brosnan

Word to the wise Timstone, just cos you are married, doesn't mean you stop dreaming, even if you married Karen Mueller, you would still be having clandestine dreams about someone else

Fact of life

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Timstone ,
Not to get OT on this but:
Trust me, (I'm 48), and now have the most incredibley satisfying intamate relationship I have ever, had. I still think / joke / imagine other people, places, postions.
Do a search on the "Grphyin Postion". Do you really think it is entirely made up?

Edit: Um, should I delet this post?

[ September 23, 2002, 12:33: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

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Timstone, DONT do a search on 'the Gryphin position'

He told me what is was and I am still having recurring nightmares as well as ambivalent feelings toward cucumbers

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Hahaha... I'm really getting curious about the Gryphin Position. Hmm... I think I'll do a search when I'm done with my homework.

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Timstone, you have been warned so on your head be it if it upsets you..

Keep in mind that as a Dutchman, you must try the Gryphin position with lots of chocolate sprinkles http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

..and, you have to remember that I AM hamming things up for the character of Growltigga you know.. I dont really own a cantina full of giant squid, Liz Hurley lookalikes nor do I make an extremely attractive living by selling slightly alcoholic carbonated urine to the Americans in lieu of beer.. (strange that one)..

I AM however a good looking, charming, suave, 'butter wouldn't melt in his mouth', dynamic, thrusting, witty, urbane, humourous and generally all-round-regular-guy type of lawyer

[ September 23, 2002, 13:14: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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23 and you still doing homework?? are you a bit of a late starter or something? at 23, I already had my first proper really huge overdraft!

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Yes at 23 I'm still doing homework. It's not even my Last year. I know I'm a bit slow, but that doens't matter now does it?!

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Not at all, there are many times Timstone when I dreamed of doing homework on a gearbox

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Hey! Don't you dare critisising my beloved gearbox! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
I'm very proud on my study and if I may say so, it's the best study mankind has ever divised!
You could say the whole of mankind is build on my study.
Oh, my study is mechanical engineering.

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I guessed. Do you want to know something? I first went to University as a mechanical engineer. I still have the record for the fastest dropped course I have been told. It took me 3 hours to realise that me and engineering went together like Gryphin and linedancing

I am so glad I did law instead

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Oh well, everyone his/her own mistakes, hehe
I plan on doing this untill I find another cool study, but that is very unlikely to happen, so I think I'll stick to this. It freaking rulezzz! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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hmmm, I see you are living proof that the laws relating to partaking in modern hallucogenic pharmaceuticals are getting more relaxed in Holland than we thought

mechanical engineering? freakin' rules?

strange, awfully strange

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hahaha... do remeber you're one of the foulest breeds mankind ever produced. I'm just high of the best carreer choice someone could ever make. Hey, there has been a shortage of engineers for about 5 years now and it's jst getting worse. So, a job is no problem. They will be for the picking.

And the pot, wheed, and other mind blowing stuff is not very popular with me. But most of the tourist in Amsterdam are there coz of the posibility they can buy it there. Hey, why should I be against it?! The country is getting revenue from it (from the very, very small percentage of so called green stores) and everybody is happy. Holland is great, I'm great and my carreer choice is great! But i won't go as far as saying that live's great. For that there is something missing, but that is another story.