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[the Last person to eat the nuts i put out there as bait gets the green goop on them that follows the nuts, only across the cieling. the characters don't know that though, becuase it's dark green. but it's be bright green once the Last nut is eaten. it's not sentient. the nuts are giving off some undetectible chemicals. well, there undetectible now.]

[ April 25, 2003, 08:44: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

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Boy RD are You In Trouble.

DG must not have drawn all of brains back in. That's why you are "having delusions." Also the nut you ate may be just making you "Nutty."
You could not have destroyed my Dread2. It Last left the Old cantina via a warp tunnel and has not yet re-appeared. I wonder who's ship you DID Destroy ??

Shortly after RD gets his apple juice an ominous rumbling is heard. The sky darkens as a Massive BASE Ship moves over the cantina. A Large (lounge) lizard like being smashes through the door.

"WHO HERE JUST SANK MY BATTLESHIP" he roars!!

Everyone in the cantinal points to Raging Deadstar.

"YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP !! YOU MUST PAY !!!!"

The Large Lounge Lizard Lunges at RD. He proceeds to wrap RD up in heavy chains.
He the puts RD into a large sack.
He puts the sack into a metal strong box.
He puts many locks and yet more chains on the box.
He takes the box back to his base ship.
The Base ship takes off and disappears into the sky.

Is this the End Of Raging Deadstar? (We can only hope.)

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*The atmosphere is strange in the cantina, powerman is hoping our beloved hero is gone forever, Ragnarok is reeling from shock he might have to lower himself to powermans level for violence. Growltigger doesn't really care but is wondering who will pay RD's tab, Taz sighs as he knows he won't be getting any of the Deadstar continuum's beer for "quality testing" anymore!*

*Powerman smiles knowing full well that sending that communication to the lizards would land RD in trouble. Suddenly a large rumbling is heard as the lizards baseship reappears over the cantina and Raging Deadstar wanders back in. Carrying the large metal box. He spends a couple of minutes unlocking the chains and padlocks and then pulls out some jars. Inside are Nuted very upset miniture Versions of the lizards that kidnapped him, the captian who did and his crew. He smiles and then proceeds to head to the toilet! Only then can laughter be heard and numerous bog flushing. Later a bunch of very happy toilet worshippers come back out with their freshly grilled lizard shishkebabs. Now that those ignroant sentient life forms have been taken care of he turns his attention to powerman. He whispers to the nearest fbw and they rush off, returning in ominous leather and latex dominatrix outfits. With a quick grip of the shoulder powerman is unconcious and falls head first into his tribble wings and is dragged to the medieval dungeon that Raging Deadstar specified to be built. Powerman doesn't know it yet but this erotic pleasure is going to be extremly STRENUOUS! Raging Deadstar shouts back over to the Fbw's before they bolt the door to take full advantage of the bed of nails, the racks and thumb (and other appendages)screws. Powerman is in for a night he will remember, mostly for the pain he will be in for months*

Luckily for me my ship always has shield depleters and a boarding party http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Now powerman, if you have any complaints from the treatment you receive now take it up with growltigger or the FBW's, i'm sure they'd love to hear from a disatisfied customer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Hehehehe.

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Mottlee enters the "New" Cantina eyes scaning over the room....the place looks good he spys some nuts and starts to drool mottee loves nuts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Raging Deadstar , you talk about MY level of violence ?? I’m not the one blowing up ships “in a giant fireball of splendour.” and firing “all 6 of his quantum torpedoes at ragnaroks corner” . I prefer to “PUNish” my opponent with style not brute force. (I also don’t have to quote your whole Last post as a quote.)

Just as Power Man is being put to “Rack and Ruin” by the FBW’s several Funny Bunny Dealers from the card room come to his rescue.
Instead of their usual skimpy dealers outfits they are done up in their Fighting Zeana Bunny Warrior (FZBW) outfits. The FZBWs take several playing cards and shape them into fishlike shapes. They then toss them at the FBW’s. The “Card Sharks” attack the FBWs with their tiny but very sharp card teeth. (They all want their "CUT") Each FBWs get so many painful paper cuts that they surrender. (They can Give pain, But can’t Take pain.)

Power Man brings the two Groups together. They pile all of RD’s dungeon “play toys” in the corner to open up the room. A few lessons from Power Man and the The Fuzzy Bunny Dance Troop (FBDT) are dressed in show girl outfits (that really Show a LOT) and are doing a dance called (you guessed it) The Bunny HOP. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Power Man suggests to GT and dogscoff that if we get rid of all those dungeon toys and bring in some tables, chairs and some lights we could put on a great dance show. I am sure it would bring in more money than that Dark Dungeon Did.

There, I escaped RD's ploy with just a few paper cuts. Now how non-violent is that? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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So, when are we going to have a name for the new Cantina?

Oh, and is it safe to say ONIONS here in this new establishment?
*Quickly holds up a parasol for protection, just in case*

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With a click and a whooossshh, a trapdoor is triggered under Kamog and he falls into a large smelly room filled with ripe ONIONS.

Taz shakes his head and wonders why Kamog thought the NEW Cantina would function in exactly the same way as the old one! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Taz does however think that Kamog has a valid point: It is time to <font color = white> NAME THAT CANTINA! <font color = black> http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Taz looks expectantly in the direction of the mighty Dogscoff. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Sorry Kamog RD has shown us a few post ago that ON—er That word still has power in this new cantina.

No sooner than Kamog utters “that word” a small toon type black hole appears over his head.

A large pile of Onions rains down on Kamog.
Fortunately the toon parasol protects Kamog from the worst of the fall.

Kamaog, who was very hungy, proceeds to eat his way out from the pile.
Now he is finally full.
Although watch out for his BAD BREATH !!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Power Man offers Kamog a breath mint and invites him into the card room for some cards.

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Wow Kamog got zapped by two people at one.
Double the ON----s Double the FUN !! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

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would the room he fell in be the one i hid rotting O----s in?

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A sudden hush echoes around the temprary cantina, the ground starts to shake, the air seems to crackle with electrical discharges.

An incandescent ball of light appears on the ceiling of the temporary cantina, lightning arcs out of the ball and earths on the cantina fittings, and on one particular helpless occassion, Taz's head...

Amid the caterwauling from the singed Tasmanian devil, the ball of fire suddenly expands like a nova, suddenly, a British red BT phone box drops out of the fire onto the cantina floor.

The ball of fire disappears, and the cantina is quiet save for the occassional crackle of electricity dissapating...

The BT phone box door opens.... an ethereal gospel choir kicks in with a ramped up Version of Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack", except that in this Version, they appear to be singing "Return of the Cat"....

Growltigga, clad all in leather, steps out of the phone box. Two FBW's, clad in chain mail accessories and wearing about as much material as would cover a small saucepan lid, roll out a red carpet.

GT strides purposefully down the red carpet, which ends at the bar. The still smouldering Taz serves up his favourite "Spitfire" beer.

The great kat takes a healthy slug, looks around the temporary cantina, and sees that things are good.

The cat is back

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Well, now that we are fully crewed, I suggest we take this Cantina for a spin. Someone cleverly outfitted it with engines, remember? I'm sure that mad stellar manipulation ship I sent out has created some "interesting" things for us to explore by now.

*dogscoff pushes a button, and treknical-looking consoles appear out of every table. Repetitive, quasi futuristic bleeps and pings sound through the room, and a huge viewscreen slides out to cover the wall opposite the bar.

Taz, standing behind the bar, dons a purple Whoopee Goldberg outfit complete with big purple hat, a FBW sticks a gherkin in her ear and sits down to look like Uhuru while everyone else stands/ sits Trek-like at their Posts looking intensely toward the view screen, which displays the newly-formed universe outside.

'scoff takes the "number 1" seat at a table next to 'Tig, who sits in the command chair, crossing his legs and looking pensive/ dramatic. A red-shirt ensign walks in and hands Captain 'Tig a pad to sign and a fresh pint, then collects some empty glasses before leaving the bridge.

"Right" says 'Tig "who fancies a bit of boldly going?" Everyone nods their approval.
"Very well: Engage!"

The Cantina streaks off into the proto-universe, who knows what adventures lie ahead?

[ April 29, 2003, 12:01: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Space is big. As long as we keep it under warp 2 and fly in a straight line it will be years before we bump into anything. Set the auto-pilot and party in ten forward!

Geo

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Parties in ten forward is for wimps... see you all in the holodeck where I am currently hosting a mythological party, I am Ares (hell, I will do anything to dresss up in leather and studs), bring your own hammer...

and someone hide the keys to the shuttledeck. The Last time we did one of these, I recall Taz took one for a joyride, discovered time travel via a slingshot round a gas giant and ended up crashing into Siberia some years ago (just before we beamed him out)....

So now we have the FBWs being sexily clad Trekkie ensigns, does this means Rags, RD and Power Man are the red shirted ensigns who always meet sticky ends early on in each episode, I mean drinking session!!

Mr Scoffo, engage

PS he, I have just worked out a great game whereby with the help of our science office (whoever he may be) and our Chief O'Brien analogue (whoever they may be) we can use the transporter to beam the clothes off the FBW off our choice....

PPS does anyone have a problem if I appoint poor old Barry as our security officer?

[ April 29, 2003, 13:54: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think Barry died in the Last Cantina. However...

*Dogscoff goes over to David Gervais' mini-cantina model, which happened to be one of Barry's favourite chew-toys. Extracting some dino-saliva, 'scoff immediately has the sample sent down to the cloning lab.

We'll have a T-Rex security officer for you in no time, Cap'n.

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Oooo, can I be the crusty old Dr McCoy person? That way I can go around saying stuff like, "Damnit Tig, I'm a doctor, not a dinosaur cloning technician." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Geo

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Cor, an effective and efficient first officer, just what I always wanted.....

Right, so we have me as Jean Luc Le Grand Chat (or Captain Slog)

Scoffo is Mr Scoffo to you, first officer extraordinaire and in no way to be compared to that daft fuzzy faced pillock Ryker who always stand like he is clenching an apple between his buttocks

Geo is Dr Geoschmo, a grumbling old miserable shindle shanked old tosspot who lives down in the sickbay and drinks Jack Daniels (I loved that line geo)

Taz is Whoopi Goldberg, with funny mediaval princess style conical hat on top of his furry head

we need a lot of other people......

Now, we need to get Lieutenant Uhuru (or, given her levels of alcohol consumption, Lieutenant U-hurrrrrrrrrghhuuuuurrrrrrrr-u) to contact Starfleet Command to find out what our orders are...

surely we are on some important galactic mission, surely our raison d'etre for galactic travel cannot be just to fly around, avoiding hitting things, drinking, partying and trying not to throw up on the main viewscreen...

Hey, anyone fancy trying to trap Rag's head in the sliding doors? anyone fancy a turbolift race down to the holodeck via ten forward and the massage parlour?

PS Captain Slog, stardate 14.09.29.04.2003 - note to first officer, any member of the crew pronouncing "Lieutenant" as "Lootenant" rather than the correct "Lefftenant" is to be severely beaten around the head with an oversized tricorder......

Ooohhh, I cannot wait to meet the Klingons

[ April 29, 2003, 14:12: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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Captain, does this place have a Chief Engineer yet ?

I don't come around here a lot, I'm always down in Engineering (wherever that is) fixing the stuff someone broke. Which given current patronage, should be plenty.

But no Delco air filters on my face, please.

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Erax, we dont have a chief engineer but I think that if you want that role, you need to be Scottish, or at least speak Portugeuse with a Scottish accent....

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Won't your basic "Aye, Aye, Cap'n, but the engine's about had it" do ?

A Scot speaking Portuguese ? The only time I ever heard that he was saying something like "Nós perderr parra Costa Rrica. Que verrrgonia."

("We lost to Costa Rica. How shameful.")

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Oh, a nice new place, to mess up! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

<font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You could be the Geordi Laforge Version of chief engineer. No accent then, but you don't get very good lines. Basically "Allright!" and "I'll get right on it." And you have to fall in love with a holodeck simulation. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Geoschmo

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No, no, no, no, Erax.

The chief engineer always has to say, "the engines have just about had it Capt'n, but I will get my trusty polaron spanner oot and get you a hundred per cent more power"

Mlmbd, I have already got you down as the voice of the turbolift..

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Who are we going to get to do the "Shhh" sounds every time we go through a doorway?

Geo

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Not quite Cap'n, first I say "The engine's aboot had it" (the accent right ?), then you ask for more power, then I say "All rightie Cap'n, ye'll have yer power but I wouldna try to flush the toilet right now."

Geo: Holodeck simulations have their advantages, they don't age, they can change their appearance at zero cost and they don't own anything (so no need to go shopping with them).

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Erax, I do like the idea of Star Trek where Scottie says "you can hav' double power on the phasers if you like Cap'n, but if you flush the electric toilet at the same time, I canna say if you wont burn oot the engines".

OK, you have got the job....

Geo, with respect to the sliding doors, I always felt that "shhhhh" was a little bit of an understatement for them. What we could do if sample a few things, and plays these when the doors open eg "It worse than that, he's dead Jim" or "It's life Jim, but not as we no it" or "We come in peace, shoot to kill" or "You canna change the laws of physics Cap'n" or even "Growltigga is the love god of the Universe"

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Hey 'Tig, say what you like about Riker but at least he gets to boff a different alien bird every episode.

Hmm, should we be dividing this thread up into episodes?

*In the absence of anything useful to do, dogscoff strokes his beard and raises one eyebrow thoughfully.

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Captain Slog AKA Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat AKA Growltigger sits in his command chair and makes a mental note to ask Engineer Erax to fit Commander Dogscoff with a remote controlled exploding collar...

Dogscoff, why are holding that apple clenched between your buttocks? judging from the way your eyebrow is raised, you are obviously enjoying it.. and have you spilled your cocoa? oh no, it a funny little fey goatee beard, you should get that shaved off, make it so

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Can I be Mr S'Katchoo, the emotionally repressed Science Officer who goes to bed everynight with a picture of his Captain in his arms, weeping like a baby http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

(C'mon, everyone knows Spock had the hots for Kirk, don't you?)

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Katchoo, whilst I fully understand why you naturally have the "hots" for such a red blooded damn fine looking muscular and heroic chap like myself (I even make statues sweat), I am afraid to inform you that I only bat from the proper wicket and if you think I am sharing my spaceship with a pointy eared repressed bi-sexual Canadian science officer, I am afraid we will have to play the old game of "stick the vulcan out of the airlock"

Actually, if you promise to only go to bed clutching and sobbing at a picture of my first officer, you have the job. I think you may be in there anyhow as the fellow seems to go round with an apple up his backside

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Captain 'Tig, I have an idea for this Bar Trek thing: We divide the thread into episodes.

Each episode will Last for 100 Posts, and will have a name based on a crude mangling of a genuine Star Trek episode. In that time we have to have an adventure with some kind of plot to it. Along the way we'll kill a few red-shirts and generally do what we do best, but try to arrive at some kind of credible conclusion at the end of the 100 Posts.

Extra points if the story we come up with bears any resemblance at all to the real star trek (or bab5 or whatever) episode it is crudely named after.

If the Captain is in agreement we will continue recruiting until post number 100 in this thread, and then we can get on with (dramatic pause)

Bar Trek: The Pissed Generation
Episode 1: Encounter at Fart Point.

If all goes well then in a few thousand Posts we can all redesign our uniforms and make a hugely expensive and disappointing blockbuster film Version which completely screws up any semblance of continuity we used to posess http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wooohooo !! (tries to do a little dance, then remembers that Engineers Can't Dance). Chief Engineer Erax reporting for duty, Cap'n ! I'll be down in Engineering if ye need me.

Erax exits via the turbolift. A few minutes later his voice is heard on the intercom over the bar.

"Things are quiet down here. Taznan, send me a beer and a haggis sandwich".

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Mr S'Katchoo enters the bridge wearing a crushed blue velvet tunic, black vinyl pants, and a pair of flip flops he purchased from a vendor on Deck 13. Overall the ensemble shows off his muscled physique quite smashingly.

The Vulcan (TM) Science Officer overlooks the Bridge with one eyebrow permenantly taped high on his forehead.

"Science Officer S'Katchoo reporting for duty, Captain."

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The screen is dark. The music starts out low. A dramatic Voice is heard.

Forums, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Star Ship Phong's Head.
Its mission, To seek out, and "Boff" the cutest babes in the universe.
To see and taste what is "Brewing out there ", while not crashing into too many things.
To Boldly "go" were no one (primitive) has "Gone" before. (But watch out for the Tigger Lilies)

The music Swells DO WEE DA DA OOK OOK OOK…..
The Mighty Phong's Head Swooshes past the camera. (Just missing it by the way)

And now a word from Our Sponsor …….

AH Shucks, all of the good parts have already been taken. I do not want to just a poor Red Shirt.

I want to be The Weapon's Officer. I can deal out the "PUNishment" to our foe's.
And besides "some people" around here think I may be too violent. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

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Power Man, you can be weapons officer if you want (but I get to fire the photon torpedoes). Barry is the security officer and lives in cargo deck 4 (he is too big to fit on the bridge).....

Right, we need helmsmen, a communications officer (what did chekov used to do), a teleportation officer and a counsellor, oh and we need some boring straight laced nerd to be data (anyone seen Ragnarok?)

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On the Old Series, Chekhov was the navigator, Sulu was the Helmsman. LaSalle (also known as The Crewman No One Remembers) was the navigator before Chekhov. Kyle was Transporter Chief. There was no weapons officer, Sulu controlled helm and weapons (he had the best job on the bridge, other than Captain).

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OK, Power Man is weapons officer, which leaves us needing a navigator, a helmsman, a communications officer, a counsellor (who is going to wear a wig and the fake comedy breasts, and look strained every episode?), a transporter operator and an android.

Post 100 is fast approaching. Volunteers please.

PS hey do we also need a chef? I need to order the kitchen to prepare curry, chilli and sauerkraut and lots of fizzy beer in anticipation of our first mission

[ April 29, 2003, 18:00: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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Hmmm... how about announcing "Anyone who comes in here without a proper job as an officer automatically becomes a red-shirt ensign" ?

That should get 'em to line up plenty fast.

Edit : take a look at this Trek link :

Trek Wars

[ April 29, 2003, 18:02: Message edited by: Erax ]

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Damnit Tig I'm a doctor, not a casting director.

Btw, all FBW's must report to sick bay prior to departure for their physical examinations. Regulation's you know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ April 29, 2003, 17:57: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

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Dammit Geo, your a doctor, not a middle aged sex crazed pervert who likes to fondle the FBWs for fun!

Sheesh, hypocractic oath or what.....

OK, we are fast approaching post 100. Mr Erax, please ensure the warp engines are brought on-line. Mr Power Man, please check that our phaser banks are fully charged, and that we have a full compliment of photon torpedoes on board. Number 1, please can you go down to the sick bay and slap the good doctor round the chops till he comes to his senses. Mr S'katchoo, please will you stop mincing around and in the absence of a navigator, plot our course to Fart Point

Gentlemen, make it so

[ April 29, 2003, 18:05: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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All right I'll be the Helmsman then, just so I can get a "Designated Driver" to sub for me on "party Night " when I want to raise some HEL- Man.
We can all still play Poker in the card room on Tuesdays, right??

Power Man takes the controls. "Lets see what this baby can do." He starts turning the ship this way and that. OK everybody lean to the left, Now Right, Now left again. WEE

Let's test out the weapons.
Power Man uses the "Yellow Alert" phasers to write his initials in the snow on a passing comet.

Where TO Captain ??

Raging Deadstar may be lurking in his UV lighted purple cloaked ship.

Rags may want to be the role of the "Re-occurring Rascal Rags."
I mean we may need some Villains to PUNish.

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Oh, I take my oath seriously Captain. I fully intend to do those fluffy bunnies no harm. [insert lecherous grin]

[ April 29, 2003, 18:14: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

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Right you are Cap'n, she's ready to go when you are.

(Erax remembers who it is that's sitting in the Captain's chair, slaps himself on the head)

...the ship, Cap'n, I meant the ship.

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Hmm i'm up for this, you need enemies you say, i'm sure ragnarok and i are up for that, we usually find ourselves on the receiving end of growltiggers hoards everytime anyway. I think your first challenge can be on your way if you choose to disrespect us. The Deadstar Continuum are not knowing for taking such lack of faith lightly http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

If not i'm up for being the navigator, yes, but the first option is better, more fun for you guys to destroy me and also taking the ship off course for the fiftieth time i'll run out of excuses! Sheesh http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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RD, being a villian is all good and everything. But I really want to be Q. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I can go around pestering Captain Tig and he can't do nothing to me but argue. And I can say stuff like, "Mo capi'ton" or however that's spelled. Or is this job taken? If it is taken then I will be a villian along side my partner RD. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Science Officer S'Katchoo, having listened to the plight of the crew, decides to take action into his own hands.

After a quick trip below deck to Commander Scoffies quarters, Mr. S'Katchoo returns to the bridge carrying an inflatable female sex doll.

"Captain, I believe I have found someone to handle communications."

Mr. S'Katchoo sits the inflatable doll at the Comm Station, which proves somewhat ackward since the doll has it's legs spread out and upward. In anycase, Mr. S'Katchoo adds the finishing touch by screwing in an ear bug into the dolls ear.

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i think i'll be a cyrano jones type character - show up once and a while for humor. and occasionally carrying catastrophe. is far point the one where the klingons try to poison the grain?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, way no. Farpoint is the very first episode in the TNG series. Thats when they meet Riker and the rest of the crew. Check out the startrek site and go to the Library and read about the episode. It was quite possibly the cheesiest show ever made with the TNG cast. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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*sigh*. i can recognize most of the st and ng episodes if i see them, but give me a name and i'm stumped.

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and i tend to aviod any episode with q.
*cyrano chez lands on fart point and starts selling...rats. pet rats.*