Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Rags, thanks, I did not know that. Welcoem aboard.

If you like I can send you a few of the game turns and you are welcome to write a report from the Ministrtry of Dissin Information.

I'm surprised no one asked me how my Colony ship rammed the fighters.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, knowing your pilots, it was probably just bad navigation! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Slynky,
Well I am especially surprised you did not call me on it since the real story is your fighters fragged my ship in 2 combat turns. 34million innocent, (ok not so innocent. They were criminals on their way to establish a penal colony). Crystal ‘Lyns died.
You heartless organic

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Well, we are NOTHING if not heartless. As a matter of fact, we ARE heartless. Our organic makeup has eliminated the need for hearts. Besides the obvious savings on pacemakers, it provides untold amounts of freedom from guilt. Therefore, we can slaughter species like it was the greatest of fads without so much as a twitch in our heartstrings (oh, we don't have heartstrings either http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Report from the Ministry of Dissin Information
Location: Lick Me
Situation: Our forces are enjoying a few more months of R and R on Lick Me Prime.
Eight Troop Transports are enrought.
When They arive we will begin the liberation of Deadness.

For furter updates please re read this document.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And "heartlessness" shall rule!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Yes it shall but not for much longer.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

I know it's Friday night and you got lots of wild sex parties that you need to attend, but we await your fleets.

Oh, sorry, got your sex life and your empire confused... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Drat! And I've been trying sooooooo hard to attract attention to the Challenge Match... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif with my incredible writing talent. Well, maybe not incredible writing talent. But passable. Hmmmmm, maybe not even passable. OK, OK! So I write like an 8-year-old with an Issac Assimov complex! (please see my thread entitled: "Forum Addiction".)

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

And you don't read your email...sorry...your loss...LOL.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Oh, and by the way...if you are feeling the LEAST bit generous, SEND MINERALS! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Hey I don't want you to think I planned that inscursion into Paradox. That was a rouge captian. I would never send a crew threw a warp point just to find out how many fighters you have there. Nope not me. That guy was crazyzzzz

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Hey Slynky, Wake up!
It is only 12:00
Are you afraid to play another turn?

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Got plenty of turns waiting...but I replied to your message you sent me and my PC locked up twice...so I deleted it.

You have been practicing safe email, right?

PS: I think my turn got sucked!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

EDIT:
Your Turn got threw.
Hmm, another one of my captains in an opsolete ships went through another warp point. sheeshe waht a bunch of cowboys.

yes, I replyed from windingstream.com. This means that email viruss could not have infected it.

You'r a tech, Reboot.

works for me.

[ May 17, 2003, 05:09: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

LOL....rebooted...clicked "reply"...locked.

Guess I should contact IT for help.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Anyway, deleted your message and sent a new one...ball is in your court...so to speak. Also, can't believe I'm STILL in 3rd. However...a bit better than the 4th place I was in for MANY turns... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

BTW, so my request for minerals is denied? I need something to build my BC's with!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Sure, I'll send minerals, You can extract them from the pellets I frag your fighters with.
(oh, and from the 3 ships of those roughe captians.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

With all the warships I have coming off the line...where is my second place?

Ugh...sending a fleet of 6 ships to make a religious conVersion of an irriation of 14 light cruisers south of me.

I will leave the imprint of the talisman on their decaying skulls!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Hmm, you must be in a war with the flower children.

The Torons keep sending me:
Message from the Toron Confederation:
"A treaty of Trade Alliance would benefit us both."
I wonder how long till they decide to attack.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

******* weed bastards of mishappen seeds!

Met them once. Next turn? WAR!

So, let them soak up the talisman image!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

My experiance is those weeds use the Talisman also. More than once they have sliced through my LC's like a nasty fart at a wedding.

[ May 17, 2003, 05:40: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

OR as I say, "like a fart in an art gallery".

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

OT from the little war we are involved in:

Now listen carefully: (and don't be upset if I dragged your precious into this thread, but you don't read your email...grin)

Tell her to RUN. (not walk) And buy TaTu!

DUDE! I'm 52 and this "youngster" music is TOPS! Tell her to get it and go to their Russian website.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

You I always trust with my sweetie, does your wife?

And in our cases that would be Old farts in an art gallery.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

I replyed via outlook. lets see if that works.

I can keep going as long as you can.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

So true....old farts with young poots, as females go.

Guess I won out tonight...still humping turns!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Me to and that is after an hour and a half of, well, never mind.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

You crack me up... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I enjoy this exchange and others should have as much fun.

Meanwhile, I branded the imprint of the talisman on the foreheads (well, what passes for foreheads on weeds) and they got their asses whooped!

Seems all the sudden they want a treaty. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Too bad rules prohibit me from accepting so I can turn my attention to you.

However, BC's are on the shipyard now!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You mispelled phun

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You mispelled phun</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, phuck, I sure as heck did! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Ya wanna make turn 33 the Last one tonight so we aren't in trouble with the ones who Rule the nest?

The Torons are now Muderous toward me.

[ May 17, 2003, 06:46: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

No problem...

I got my wish... 2nd place!

And a few dead flowers (we HATE flowers).

There never was a contest to see who could stay up late...I just love playing this game.

As the title says, PHUN!

And I am having it!

So, cash in for a better vision tomorrow. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

I'll be home alone tomorrow night. Can play till....

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Sorry for any email you may have sent...Charter decided to have an email server problem (but not web access).

So, catch you later!

As always, a Phun game!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Don't worry about communicaitons.

You might want to worry about Paradice.
You could say I'm knocking on heaven's door.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Good morning.
You may want to have coffee before looking at the turn 34.

Paradice is Mine!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ouch! (Ouch!) Ouch! (Did I say, " ouch!)

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

This turn is going to take me quite a while. I have to make sure my "Do Not Glass Planet" strat works right.

Oh, did that hurt?

< Insert Crystal 'Lyn laughter >
The space crakcles with electric light as the vibratiosn travel.

[ May 17, 2003, 15:34: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

BC: "WindOfDeath"?
I look forward to breaking WindOfDeath.

"Turn Currently Executing"
More like Tessellate Currently Executing"

[ May 17, 2003, 16:16: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes! Steer clear of my exhaust! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

By the way, when you said no repair, does that mean repair modules or that you can't even repair a ship at a shipyard?

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

No repair? did I say that?
Forget it. I must have been drunk. Feel free to repair.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

That hurt.
Man did I just learn a leason. I hope you got a good laugh.
That hurt.

The Tessellates would like to thank you for taking those 38 ships out of our invetory. They really were a drag on our resourses.

The Crystal 'Lyn are greatful for this service you have done for us.

[ May 18, 2003, 00:45: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Mostly just luck. I surely didn't know you'd be sending over small fleets to group at that wormhole when I came through.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sorry about missing you Last night. Wifey, duaghter, and I went out to Applebees and then some cosmic bowling. Both of us just got new bowling balls and wanted to try them out...and what better conditions than cosmic bowling.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Family Phun is more important than Phed Phun.
Alpplebees? ewwwww. I'm sorry to hear that.

Cosmic bowling? Never heard of it. What is different about it?

Once again we would like to thank you for removing those obsolete ships from our inventory.

We apriciate this service.

(ouch).

[ May 18, 2003, 16:07: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Phamily Phun is important. I have to try and balance my fun.

Cosmic bowling? Well, it starts after 10 pm. The alley turns off all the lights and turns on the black lights. Turn on the spinning globes, swirling spotlight (think: dance club), has "tracing lights" down the ball return shoots, and they crank up the music (techno/dance). There are some lights but mostly just black lights. I'll have to snag a pic next time (if possible). It's pretty kewl though I'm a bit old to be there...all those teenage guys with their "slinky" girlfriends (about half of them "gothed out"...yes, people "goth" in Georgia... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ).

I know you're planning more surprises for me. But, you might need more than the 27 ships in "Bare it All"...(sly grin).

But, seriously speaking, still touch-and-go for both of us.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

Cosmic bowling does sound like it could be Phun. Escpcialy since I'm night blind.

27? in Bare it All, How do you know I don't have more?

How good are your scanners?

I have a lot of suprises though have to admit your scrapping of 75 LCs is not exactly part of my strategy. Just don't tell the High Tesselate. He thinks we are working together to keep ship inventory under control.

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

I think I'm gonna bust a gut... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

OK, it's a deal. NO propaganda either way. Meaning, don't let the rest of my population know you have been absconding with my colonies!

Re: Phun Challenge: The Phun Pfederation vs Crystal Gail
 

I think I'm going to bust a tear duct. I didn't know you could get BC, Reg Tal, PPB V in less than 40 turns! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif