Arse Fez
 

Kerensky you really shouldn't encourage Strat by saying this thread contains humour. He'll just do more of it and he's bad enough without encouragement, I dread to think what he'll do with someone egging him on.

So anyway if you have to be attacked by one member of the bear family, which would you choose?

I think Polar myself, it'll stand out a treat round here and be confused by the lack of snow. This might give me more of a chance.

Re: Topic changing time!
 

WOOHOO no more uber post. For the member of the bear family, I'd choose the racoon. Small, and can't maul me with one hit.

Re: Topic changing time!
 

Crippled, blind in both eyes, without a sense of smell, declawed and senile.

Re: Topic changing time!
 

A cute baby koala bear.

Re: !emit gnisrever cipoT
 

A very small one that was going to drop dead in 1 millisecond?

Re: !!Teews
 

I thought that koalas weren't bears...

Re: !!Teews
 

Koalas aren't bears, they're marsupials.

Are racoons bears? If so I claim the Red Panda, like all pandas irredemably stupid (it only eats bamboo) and very lazy (because they only eat bamboo, which has no nutritional value).

Koalas!
 

Koala bears aren't bears? I guess my elementary school teacher taught me wrong when she called them koala bears. Just like all sorts of other wrong things I learned in school.

Re: !sloaoK
 

Well, they are named Koala Bears, but they aren't classified as bears. Crazy scientists.... perhaps we should invite them here!

Re: !sloaoK
 

OK, I so guess Koala bears are out.

I choose Paddington Bear. Or maybe Winnie-the-Pooh, I guess he's a bear, right? I'm not sure so I'll stay with good old Paddington.

http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/thr...addington4.jpg