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I just had a generous helping of Beans, Italian Saussage, Eggs and Cheeze, and I now have gas. But that's alright, I'll fit right in here at FartPoint. I just hope that the air filtering pumps don't get damaged.

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Post 200, end of "Encounter at Fart Point"

Da deeeee dah dah dah dah dah dahhhhhhh
cue sight of TSSS PHong's Head zipping past the screen very fast
cue credits and still pictures of the following

Captain Growltigga in combat suit looking heroic
Mac and GT watching the clones naked mud wrestling brawl
Commander Power Man fighting the rats
Taz drunk and fast asleep on bunk
Growltigga issuing orders on bridge
another picture of the clones fighting
Mr S'Katchoo barbecuing on the bridge
Captain Growltigga looking clever and intelligent
Mr Dogscoff being assaulted by the aging hookers
Gryphin looking at his cleavage in amazement

end credits.... cue adverts, cue trailer for the next episode......

"Space, the final frontier..... these are the voyages of the TSSS Phong's Head, on its 5 year mission to boldly go boldly where no bold man has gone before boldly...."

PS in true Star Trek style, I think we need an episode where we worry about the personal problems of one of the crew, rather than kill aliens and all that...

how about an episode revolving round Mr Power Man's haemmoroids?

[ May 13, 2003, 18:08: Message edited by: growltigger ]

Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave
 

episode two will include narf's revenge and a big fight with barry. in the meantime,

all the rat bones, being toons, move around, attach themselves together and stalk off backstage.

next episode, maybe pet snakes?

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Pooh Star is even more amazed at my cleavage.

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For episode two, why not "Skatchoo's Brain" ? It does begin with an encounter with an unknown ship full of young women...

...It's also supposed to be the worst Star Trek episode of all time. I'd say it's perfect for us.

You can find the episode synopsis here.

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i liked the way at the end spock was telling mccoy if what he had done worked.

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Wow, I don't think i've ever seen that episode before... Although after reading the synopsis I can understand why it would suck http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

We could mix the episode with that Steve Martin movie with all the transplanted brains?

Frankly, any episode where I don't have to hide my constant drooling problem would be fine with me.

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The silliest thing about that episode was Scotty not knowing how there could possibly be light underground when there's no sun. The Chief Engineer has no clue what a light bulb is.

The other dumb thing was the remote control McCoy made to control Spock's body. It has about 4 buttons that have functions which are something like this: (1) walk forward (2) stop (3) turn right (4) grapple with nearby humanoid and take away their weapon.

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Lets have an episode where everybody gets cloned and gets fused with each other in an transporter accident.

We'll call it Skatnarf.

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lets not.