.com.unity Forums

.com.unity Forums (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/index.php)
-   Space Empires: IV & V (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20)
-   -   Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showthread.php?t=9837)

Erax August 5th, 2003 03:38 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Erax, if you dont know what an orgasmatron is meant to do, then you are not old enough to be on this thread!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Boss, I know what it's supposed to do, what I meant is I don't know how it works. I mean, does it send prerecorded sensations directly to the subjects' brains ? Or does it allow the subjects to 'send' their fantasies to each others' minds ? Perhaps it skips the middleman and just zaps the subjects' gratification centers, without any sensations attached ? Maybe those are all possible settings ? You've used the thing, tell me what you want from it and I'll get to it.

geoschmo August 5th, 2003 03:47 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
I would expect the process involved is probably the one you mentioned involving direct stimulation by electrical or other means of the subjects sensitive areas. This would facilitate the device being used as a means of "behavior modification" with a slight adjustment to the power setting or polarity. This would be more in line Gt's known predilliction towards physical punishments of an, ahem, "creative" nature. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[ August 05, 2003, 14:49: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

tesco samoa August 5th, 2003 04:04 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
too much talking not enough

http://home.broadpark.no/~grajkov/smilie/720icon.gif

Growltigger August 5th, 2003 05:34 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
GT that is just so very sick indeed! Poor Mac. Should we get him blind drunk so he doesn't recall his encounter or should we be evil and let him suffer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Let's be evil, even Vanessa Feltz clones need love and I really dont think Mac's eye sight will notice the difference either way.

The idea of Mac having it away with Rags also appeals from a very warped sense of perspective.

Growltigger August 5th, 2003 05:36 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Erax:
Boss, I know what it's supposed to do, what I meant is I don't know how it works. I mean, does it send prerecorded sensations directly to the subjects' brains ? Or does it allow the subjects to 'send' their fantasies to each others' minds ? Perhaps it skips the middleman and just zaps the subjects' gratification centers, without any sensations attached ? Maybe those are all possible settings ? You've used the thing, tell me what you want from it and I'll get to it.[/QB]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Erax, I am a cantina owner and part time gigolo dammit, not an engineer specialised in cranial rectal inVersion!

Use your imagination. Imagine what YOU would like to get out of a machine like that and tinker with it. Look, you Brazilians are renowned for being hot blooded amorous love machines, rig it up accordingly

Growltigger August 5th, 2003 05:40 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
Quote:

Originally posted by geoschmo:
This would be more in line Gt's known predilliction towards physical punishments of an, ahem, "creative" nature. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Growltigga thumbs through his Penguin book of "Creative Cartoon Torture for the connossiuer" and gets to page 73....

Right Geo, you have been nominated as the victim, I mean, willing participant in the infamous "Lucky Pierre", a maneuvre so heinous it is Banned by most galactic states, and quite a lot of the more straight laced religions too..

All I need is some cowbells, a Jean-Paul Gaultier clone, a clone of that leather man from Village People (the moustache is very necessary for this), a taser, a small labrador called "Purdey", an industrial sized vibrator - diesel powered with a kickstart, a tub of marmite, some ball bearings and a set of 3/4 inch wing nuts, oh, and a large wooden barrel, a rasping file and some bandages and iodene for afters!

oh, and to keep Walmart Fiji happy, free beers for all (Taz, put them on Mac's tab)

[ August 05, 2003, 16:43: Message edited by: Growltigger ]

Erax August 5th, 2003 06:04 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Use your imagination. Imagine what YOU would like to get out of a machine like that and tinker with it. Look, you Brazilians are renowned for being hot blooded amorous love machines, rig it up accordingly
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Heee heee heee. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif You won't be disappointed Boss.

Growltigger August 5th, 2003 06:21 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
I am sure I wont be disappointed Erax, can you give it a samba feel as well? and maybe install a pina colada dispenser? together with an inflatable Ronaldo lookalike we can punch whilst in the throws of ecstasy?? and maybe a video on permanent re-run of the 1998 World Cup Final? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Erax August 5th, 2003 08:33 PM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
Sure, in FIVE days I'll have all of that installed. I'll give it twenty-FIVE power settings and thirty-FIVE optionals, including the ones you asked for.

Wonderful number, FIVE. If I say it again, it will be FIVE times I've said it.

Edit : Boss, you are evil. Just thinking about the 1998 final is enough to make most adult Brazilians break down and cry. But I went and had a few drinks and I feel much better now.

So... the stuff you asked for is all optionals, no problem there. But there is just soooo much more it can be made to do. This is going to be so good, it will almost make you forget about football. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ August 05, 2003, 22:53: Message edited by: Erax ]

Gryphin August 6th, 2003 01:07 AM

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 
"Pit it on the Gryphin's Tab"
:: Looks at Mac, Looks at "thing" :: Looks at Mac :: Looks at Taz ::
Taz - Mix up the following ingrediants for the um "thing" and include this :: hands Tsz a small bit of something ::
Any cost over that of a brewski goes back on Macs tab,
:: Little do then know the concotion makes who ever drinks it passionate about the who evers DNA was on the something I gave Taz. Little do they know it was Macs.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:02 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©1999 - 2025, Shrapnel Games, Inc. - All Rights Reserved.