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Yeah! I've got the 1000st post!! Jippie!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

And the 1001st post! Sorry people, I couldn't resist. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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dam you timstone and your infernal gearbox!!!! Growltigga should have had the honour of being the 1000 post, the great furry feline will not be pleased! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Hahaha! Me rebel!
And besides, he said he couldn't log in for a couple of days.
The great furry feline won't mind... I hope.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">As Rags walks into the Cantina all he hears is 'peanut'... He then looks to the corner as he sees timstone peeing... He walks up to timstone and asks; "What the h-e double hockey sticks are you doing?!?" timstone looks oddly at Rags and simply says.... "Well, he did say Pee Nut..."
Rags just shakes his head and walks away trying not to laugh.

He next walks out the back door and hits his head on dangling feet. He looks up and realizes it's the feet of, Puke, Tigga, and RD, hanging from the gutter. He notices that they are running out of room on the current gutter so he pulls his fold away ladder out of his pocket and quickly puts up another gutter. He then starts to think; "Man, I wonder what's so great about the gutter..." He then puts his head in the gutter and looks down. He notices that you have a great view of the FBWs chests from this high up. "Wow, now I see what's so good about being up here...."

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Puke looks up from the gutter, and sees a mob of Folsom Street Fair rejects barrling towards him. Obviously 'size queens.'

As Puke runs past Timstone, he remarks "gee, i could have sworn there were more than 9 Posts on this thread"

Dashing into the parking lot, puke jumps onto a knotted rope (high tech, eh?) and starts climbing up to his nausea-styled battlemoon. "Theres your tip!" he shouts down to Barry, whom promptly begins dispatching his persuers.

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Timstone just stands on the parkinglot and doesn't understand why the mob is being dispatched by Barry. At first he's a bit amused with the hopeless fight of Barry against those stupid villagers, but it gets dull very quickly (He already knows who's going to win). Then he casualy walks into the bar mumbling "He DID say pee-nut." to himself. "Ah heck, what am I still doing here? I'll beter get going and earn me some money." He pays his tab and leaves.

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Timstone , I can't belive you posted 1000, and 1001!l You are in trouble now....
Wait till GT finds out...
You better get a head start.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah man... BIG head start... Well... You could avoid the running and become the best hide and go seek player ever (in 1987) like the one on the news Last week. They just found her body Last week in a closet in some building. (False story, it's a joke that goes around)

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...Now that the action has died down some, a smiling Taz walks back behind the bar and puts away his chainsaw...

D: "Why are you chasing me anyway, I forgot?"
GT: "You lost the cantina. Someone sawed a hole in the floor and the whole cantina vanished, remember?"
D: "Yeah, but I'm not at fault. It's whoever was holding the saw you should be chasing. Hold on, what's that on your fur... is that... sawdust?"

Hope GT didn't mind that I got some sawdust on his fur when I said goodby! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

He did ask me to keep up the cartoon violence! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Well folks, best to order your drinks now - the Cantina will probably close in another 500 Posts or so... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

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Well in that case, while the Cantina is mostly empty, and only until the next visitor comes in, the next round is on me. The reason, the birth of my second boy, due in the next day or two.

Taz, fill MY mug up will you...

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey first off, congrats man. Have fun with the long nights trying to keep the kid from waking up. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Secondly, give me a beer Taz.

Thirdly, since the Cantina is probably closing in another "500 or so" Posts, are you guys going to have another poll as to what the new name should be? Or you just sticking with the one you got now?

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Very easy round - only 1 person to shout. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Thanks Ragnarok & I'll see you all in 2 and a half weeks with the good news... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

Mind you by the time I'm back you guys will have reach the 1000 post and this topic will be closed. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Timstone, I am here. I am always here. I am the eternal cantina patron and you, my little Dutch 'I have my finger stuffed in the dyke' chap are in a whole world of trouble.

Growltigga pulls out 4 shuriken and throws them nailing TImstone to the wall. Growltigga summons the crowd of overweight aging poofters and points at the prone Timstone.

"Boys, it is your birthday, ENJOY"

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH It's the aging Village People!!!!!

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

whats the deal, the forum has a 1500 post per thread size limit?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, we just like an accasional change of scenery. And it also amuses us to completely destroy the cantina every 1500 Posts or so before either rebuilding or moving on to some other drinking establishment.

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You are strange people.

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We're strange? You're the one with a kangaroo dressed in a clown outfit trying to shove vegetables up your bottom.

"What?" says Timstone, and turns around.

Sure enough, a Kangaroo in a clown outfit is attempting to probe TS with a very firm looking courgette. His pouched is stuffed with various carrots, cucumbers and a marrow that would bring a tear to anyone's eye.

TS screams and runs from the Cantina. Dogscoff looks at the vegetable-wielding marsupial and makes a mental note to only eat meat products at the Cantina for a few days...

[ October 04, 2002, 11:55: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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Dogscoff, I hereby promote you with immediate effect to senior executive vice president of Tigg-Scoff PLC in charge of everything the Great Kat himself doesn't fancy doing.......

I thought I was the ONE in the cantina with a warped and bizarre mind but I am most pleased to see that you are as mentally unstable as a kangaroo making passionate love to a spacehopper!!

BOING BOING BOING oh cripes, why is that clown abusing Taz's spacehopper??

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Which TS...

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

This TS.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Heh. Thanks 'Tig. I guess it must have something to do with the hallucinogenic compound in the Tribble wings. The dosage is very low, but I keep having to add more coz the flying monkeys keep stealing it...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*To celebrate his new promotion, Dogscoff lights up a fat cigar. Predictably, it explodes in his face and the Kangaroo Clown (or is it a Clown Kangaroo?) can be seen sniggering guiltily in the background. Less predictably (but only a little) Dogscoff pulls out a gun and shoots the hippity hoppity bastard in the head.

The rare urge for some not-so-cartoon-violence slaked, Dogscoff can finally enjoy his new status as EVP.

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I thought I was TS...

Well I am off to the Patio...

I am TS out there...

And yes I am bringing the j-box with me...

And yes that is a Plasma TV being installed in the hottub...

And yes it is set to the NHL Channel..

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Who thinks the NHL will be fun this year.
Nobody? I thought so.

*Sees Tesco Samoa throwing something large and sharp at his direction*
*TerranC quickly ducs the atlatle.*

And on another note, Foot ball isn't foot ball!

*Sees everybody throwing atlatle from all directions*

*Before his moment of doom, TerranC guesses wherefrom all these atlatles came from*

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

What a week. Taz, I need a glass of pure orange juice and one of those cute little girlies to rub my back. [whine]I'm so overworked![/whine]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nothing against hockey fans. But I don't like it. It's boring to me. I think maybe if I'd sit down and finally understand the rules of the game it might be ok, but I don't see myself doing that anytime soon.

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<uttering deep profound sigh, rubbing aching brow and wearily sighing further> Growltigga looks around at the drooling north americans in the bar and trys to explain AGAIN why football is soccer and not US football.

Think about it boys, in US Football YOU DONT HARDLY EVER KICK THE BLOODY BALL

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Hmmm... Let me guess, you've been watching "the Young Ones" again haven't you?

Vivian: "Do not stick head out of train window". I wonder why...

*Thunk*

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I have not been watching the Young Ones at all.... (wasn't it Bernard O'Grady with the world's largest bogey? and didn't Rick (spelt with a silent 'p') get the accoldae for the world's silliest bottom-burp??

The trivia machine is great, how is this one for a wonderful piece of trivia:

"BALL THROWING

The further distance a standard 155g 51/4 oz cricket ball was thrown by a girl was 2.28m (7ft 6inches) slighter longer than the length of a standard house door, by Maureen Felcher. The throw was made whilst playing for the South African National Ladies' Cricket Team against Zimbabwe in 1988, and was rewarded by a standing ovation from the crowd"

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Hmm, GT posting on a Sattudday. Is this new or is he just boared at home?

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Q, Re your missing planet:
You can post a "Missing Planet" add here. I'm sure GT is willing to put a pic of it on the side of one of our products. Maby even a poster on the wall

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Gryph-meister... I am actually in the office working on a Saturday.. how'sa about that for dedication or stupidity, I have resigned and they have refused to accept it (can you beleive that and when I asked them what incentives they were going to make me stay, they said we will think about it and can you do this rush job for us)

I AM A BONA FIDE PRO TANTO MUPPET OF THE FIRST ORDER AND NO MISTAKE AND THEN SOME....

DOHHHHHHHH

I love this trivia machine...

Here's a rude one

"HIGHEST LUNCHBOX PRESSURE

The greatest internal pressure sustained in a pair of happy sacks is one of 65 atmospheres 955lb/inch sq or approximately 49,900mm of mercury at sea level, in the wobberly dangley bits of veteran pop singer Sir Cliff Richard, following 45 year build up without being used....

This is equivalent to 6 times the pressure currently bearing down on the hull of Titanic and it is estimated that should Sir Cliff Richard get frisky and let loose a jizzbolt, the reult could attain a peak altitude of 335m 1100ft comfortably clearting the radio mast on top of La Tour Eiffel

Do I get moderated yet?

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...Hmmm, Taz notes that GT's mind seems to be a tad LOWER than the gutter recently http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ...
...Could it be that the SEWER GOD has gained a NEW follower? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif
Or maybe the trivia machine needs to be placed in the Gents Room! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Attention: For your enjoyment and edification, the Cantina has installed at great expense a Trivia and Fact Machine.. please collect tokens at the bar from the Tazmanian Devil...

This is a highly amusing and erudite experience for all cantina patrons.

For example, I was staggered to find out the following from the Trivia Machine in its 'Guiness World Book of Records' section

"The Most Evil Bottomburp

The most pungent flatulation ever was dropped by Balthazar Beauty of Babylon (knon as 'Fartarse' to his owner, a mature pedigree Newfoundland dog owned by a Miss Eileen Sidebottom of Dartford, England. The 63.4kg (140lb) canine had just eaten six tins of pilchards, eight tins of tripe, washed down with a gallon of milk when it dropped its guts on BBC TV's Record Breakers programme. It is estimated that the reultant gaseous emission could permeate a building three times the volume of the Millennium Dome with a putrid aroma of rotting cabbage, Frenchman's breath and sewer gas.

It took Dyno-rod 3 weeks and approximately 600 man hours to clear the smell from the studio, and some members of the audience are still suffering side-effects to this day. Mr Charles Gurney-Campion from Hampshire described the canine giffing as "so strong it made my ear wax melt"."

The other fact I particularily like was this one:

"Most Vicious Motion

The stickiest motion ever produced was a stool passed by driving instructor Wolfgang Ubergruber of Frankfurt, Germany. After being stuck in a traffic jam for 5 hours in the hot summer of 1976 with nothing to eat but a 4lb box of dairy fudge, 2 bottles of 'Bitburger' beer and a 5lb bottle of sauerkraut, Herr Ubergruber went to the toilet. THe resultant excrement was so viscous that eight full rolls of toilet paper, approximately 1600 sheets, were needed before he attained an even vaguely acceptable level of bottomly cleanliness. He also managed to read 3 short novels whilst enjoying the experience.."

Beats a jukebox anyday

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ALL HAIL THE SEWER GOD.

I watched that Blade II movie Last night on video.
I dont beleive this line,

"You are human?"
"Barely, I am a lawyer"

Give us legal eagles a bad name.

Anyhow, despite my new found allegiance to the Sewer God, I shall refrain from any more sub-standard smutty remarks

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"Awwwww" says GT being carried shoulder high by assorted FBW's into the 'special' office marked 'den of inequity, dungeon of pain, rehabilitation centre and petty cash', "I really quite liked that sewer outlet I stuck my head in, there were lots of interesting wriggly things in there I was making friends with and I was getting some quite intelligent conversation as well.."

The door slams and after a few seconds of deathly silence, Growltigga's voice can be heard hysterically pleading "not the eggwhisk, not the eggwhisk NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Taz, happily testing the quality and potency of the beverages behind the bar, considers to himself that Growltigga should really have been more generous to the FBW's in the Last round of pay reviews....

A whirring sound can be heard coming from the petty cash department and Taz realises WHY the FBW's were so keen on him to fix that extension cable to the hand held blender

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*The screams of GT are heard throughout the cantina*

*An FBW comes over to RD, smiles and asks him if he wants to have some fun*

"Well yeah sure"

*Notices the kitchen appliances she is so innocently trying to hide behind her back*

"Actually, i'll think i'll pass..."

RD realises that perhaps he should have been more specific when giving the fbw's instructions, unless the gryphin position involves blenders i'm sure they arn't being friendly!

*GT can be heard shouting "OK i'll give you a rasie, just don't use the blender ther...yaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooowwwwwww"*

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*The screams of GT are heard throughout the cantina*

*An FBW comes over to RD, smiles and asks him if he wants to have some fun*

"Well yeah sure"

*Notices the kitchen appliances she is so innocently trying to hide behind her back*

"Actually, i'll think i'll pass..."

RD realises that perhaps he should have been more specific when giving the fbw's instructions, unless the gryphin position involves blenders i'm sure they arn't being friendly!

*GT can be heard shouting "OK i'll give you a raise, just don't use the blender ther...yaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooowwwwwww"*

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Steps outside, mentions the state of GT to Barry.
Steps out of the way.

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Watches with a wry smile as Barry makes a bee line for RD, (soon to be RD RIP)

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uh oh

*runs for his life as barry takes chase, hurdles over a table, leaving mac shaking his head muttering sumthing about young ones these days, slides across the bar, knocking glasses into the air, leaving taz to cartoon style catch them all. Hurdles out the window and into the parking lot, followed closely by the dinosaur*

Wait!!!!

*dream sequence happens as he tries to make barry remember all the times he's been nice to him, patching him up after dogscoff blew him up, feeding him clones and stuff

Barry smiles, then hocks up a huge hairball and dumps it on RD, barry walks off into the sunset with his tail swinging. Raging Deadstar goes on board his ship and gets some new clothes and re-enters the cantina, muttering some obscenites under his breath at gryphin

"I meant to tell the fbw's to give him a "good time" not to endanger his chances of reproduction in the future!!!"

Sits down and wonders why barry has hairballs???? maybe that synthetic hair those clones have are bulding up inside him

[ October 06, 2002, 17:41: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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[quote]Originally posted by Growltigga:

I watched that Blade II movie Last night on video.
I dont beleive this line,

"You are human?"
"Barely, I am a lawyer"

Give us legal eagles a bad name.

[\QUOTE]

Gee, I quoted that line twice now and you didn't noticed or didn't seem to care. And now you whine about it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif
Anyway, it IS the truth. But it is also the truth that this world is helped witht the exsistence of those same damned leaches. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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:: goes out to Barry, Gives him some Super Hair ball desolver, Mentions all the times RD has been bad to him, Steps out of the way ::

:: Note to RD, I don't need the FBW's ::

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LOL, i was reading this cartoon once and it had the line where the devil was trying to get a new job.
"How about a laywer?"
"I do have a soul, just a very small one"

Hmm the sewer god is back? I thought i smelt a disturbance in the "force", i just dismissed it as puke http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I think GT found a drain in the gutter and put his head down there
*Pulls GT's head out of the drain, he begins to go on about a bottomburp or something*
OUICK, Get some FBW's over here, treat him to the Gryphin Position or sumthing!!!

*The finest FBW's all pick up GT and proceed to take him back to his office*

If that doesn't bring the furry feline back round i don't know what will

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Quick quizz..

What is your all time fav. cover song

Mine is

All along the watchtower--- Bob D.

Done by Jimi H.

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Best cover Version I know of has to be the skapunk Version of "Rivers of Babylon" by Snuff.

http://www.snuff.net/

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I have no favorite all time classic, but at the moment I really enjoy Moonlight Shadow from Groove Coverage.
Not entirely my music, but it reminds me of some very, very good moments.

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Growltigga sticks his head out of the petty cash office...

"Best cover would be "Just a Gigolo" by Dave Lee Roth..."

Growltigga is yanked back into the office, the door slams and all can hear the gibbering, maniacal hysteria of Growltigga shouting "not the garlic crusher! not the garlic crusher! yes you can have luncheon vouchers as well.. OK OK OK you can also have a non-contributary pension and a wear and tear allownance on feather boas, leather miniskirts and sequined lycra tops.... not the cheese grater not the cheese grater NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"