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El_Phil March 31st, 2005 10:07 AM
Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE
 
Quote:
Strategia_In_Ultima said:
Scary why? It's a little cat thing that runs around your desktop, what is there to be afraid about?
Not the cat, just the fact I can remember installing it about a Decade ago and I suddenly was straight back around that time. Just the comparison between all the things I thought I'd be doing now and what I'm actually doing.

Time doesn't fly, it's ****ing races by....

Strategia_In_Ultima March 31st, 2005 01:37 PM
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It doesn't ****ing race by, it HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF HORSE CR*P FRIGGIN WARPS BY!!!!!

El_Phil March 31st, 2005 01:41 PM
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Except today when I swear I could see the minute hand slow down it was that boring.

"Lectures on dredging for industrial minerals? Just say no kids."

Strategia_In_Ultima March 31st, 2005 01:46 PM
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Ooooooh and I thought my French classes were boring..... I'm really sorry for you.

El_Phil March 31st, 2005 01:52 PM
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Everything comes with a price. In this case I am currently paying the price for the lectures (and demonstrations) of explosives http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/cool.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Swings and roundabouts I guess.

narf poit chez BOOM April 1st, 2005 04:47 AM
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The Neko program has stopped working. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif No idea why, except maybe trying to add to many cats. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Strategia_In_Ultima April 1st, 2005 05:02 AM
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I have no idea..... NARF LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!!!

narf poit chez BOOM April 1st, 2005 05:55 AM
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/me doesn't look.

Actually funny Ikea commercial:

'Does this sound familiar to you?'

'I want a designer kitchen!'

'Can't afford it.'

'I want a designer kitchen!'

'Can't afford it.'

'If it does, then come to Ikea (Blah blah blah)'

'Yaay!...Now I want a pony!'

'Thanks a lot.'

Rathar April 1st, 2005 07:39 AM
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Ok jokes, got a ton of them..

Tests the waters first though..

Whats yellow, orange and red and looks good on Frat boys?

Fire

Whats Brown and Tan and looks good on Hippies?

Rottweilers.

Best to tell these with polar opposites so you can be assured of offending the entire spectrum.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and goes to the pharmacist and says " Hello, I need to buy some Arsenic in order to poison my husband." The pharmacist looks appaled and says "Madam, I cannot help you with this as it is both illegal and immoral!"

Whereupon the woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband and the pharmacist' wife having sex..

The pharmacist says, "You should have told me you had a prescription!"

Strategia_In_Ultima April 1st, 2005 07:56 AM
Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE
 
The little white cat (still about three times bigger than Narf) jumps the little white mouse and devours it, only its tail visible from the smiling mouth.

Then suddenly it looks wierd and is knocked back about 3 miles by a massively oversized hammer from inside its mouth.

Fyron April 1st, 2005 02:13 PM
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Could we perhaps keep this thread to joke telling and keep the banter in other threads? Thanks.

narf poit chez BOOM April 1st, 2005 06:24 PM
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He's just annoyed cause I didn't fall for his April Fools joke. :p

narf poit chez BOOM April 2nd, 2005 04:44 PM
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Quote:
Subject: Top 10 Indications That Cats Are...
Author: dave gerecke
Date: 02 Apr 2005 01:05 AM
Top 10 Indications That Cats Are
The Evolutionary Descendants of Dragons

10. Ability to invoke fear with minor changes of position/facial expression.

9. Really wicked breath.

8. Enjoy toying with mortals.

7. They are constantly offered gifts in order to appease their wrath.

6. Ability to gain total control over the humans in its territory.

5. Claws that can decimate the toughest armor (and upholstery).

4. Affinity for high perches from which it can survey all that it controls.

3. The size of its ego is consistent with that of its evolutionary forebears.

2. Habit of playing with food.

... and the Number 1 Indication That Cats
Are The Evolutionary Descendants of Dragons...

1. Ability to monitor its territory while seemingly asleep.

Renegade 13 April 3rd, 2005 03:15 PM
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When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer.

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

And the VERY BEST snappy answer ....

Snappy Answer #6, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter
and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

Strategia_In_Ultima April 5th, 2005 06:57 AM
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Quicksand Sucks!

Randallw April 5th, 2005 11:37 AM
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Ok then here is a joke only Australians and Kiwis will get.

Australia Sux, New Zealand Nil.

Strategia_In_Ultima April 5th, 2005 12:17 PM
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Please explain.....

Randallw April 6th, 2005 01:21 AM
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hey Strategia do you realise your reply is a phrase which is the subject of much joking itself. Maybe you are secretly Australian http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif. Ok since you insist I'll explain.

First off Kiwis bear a grudge against us for a cricket match we had against them once. As a result a friend of mine, while visiting, New Zealand, saw graffiti on a wall saying "Australia sux". An Australian clearly came along because he wrote underneath "New Zealand Nil". The joke is that the New Zealand accent pronounces "I" as "u" (at least to Australian accents). 6 to 0.

There are a plethora of Australian jokes directed at Kiwis, most notably insinuations about the amount of sheep there are in New Zealand compared to the human population. I apologise for posting such obscure humour, but I couldn't help it if we were placing jokes concerning puns on sucks.

Strategia_In_Ultima April 6th, 2005 05:27 AM
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Oooh I see..... very funny Randallw, like it.

narf poit chez BOOM April 14th, 2005 08:38 PM
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Quote:
Subject: I don't know who the next pope will be...
Author: dave gerecke
Date: 14 Apr 2005 08:44 AM

"I don't know who the next pope will be, but I know there is one particularly qualified and distinguished man who will not be selected.

Bishop Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in the Hague. As a young man, he aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the army during WWII. He spent two years flying aboard B17s as a co-pilot until, in 1943, his aircraft was shot down and he lost his left arm.

Still enscripted, Hans spent the remainder of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual advice and last rights to dying soldiers, allied and enemy. He was renowned for his ecumenical tenderness and compassion.

After the war, Grapje became a priest and served as a missionary throughout Africa. In spite of his handicap, he was noted for piloting his own bush plane into the deepest, most primitive villages to spread the church's message and charity to the impoverished.

In 1997, then Archbishop Grapje was serving at an outpost in Zimbabwe, when an explosion in one of the country's vast silver mines caused a catastrophic cave-in. The archbishop, in spite of his seniority, went down into several of the shafts to administer last rights to those who would never escape. He was in one of these shafts when it partially caved in, trapping him and several rescuers.

Although he was rescued three days later, he suffered several painful injuries, including one that cost him his right eye. Additionally, the silver content in the shaft's air supply had poisoned him, causing his skin to take an indigo hue - a condition known as purpura - that persists to this day.

Although the Cardinal has devoted, and indeed risked, his life in the service of God for nearly 70 years, as a scholar, a mentor, and the epitome of a holy man, church politics preclude his ascension to the Papacy.

Church leaders have made it clear they don't want a one-eyed, one armed, flying, purple, Papal leader."
*Wonders how many people will get it*

Quote:
Subject: The Pun Reference Library Continued
Author: dave gerecke
Date: 14 Apr 2005 08:39 AM
The Pun Reference Library Continued

Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane
Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer
My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Lawn Care: Ray King
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
Better Mental Health: Cy Kosis
Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh
If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum
NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lachs
Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts
Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn
Manana: Stew Layt
To be Honest: Frank Lee
The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg
Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter
Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies
Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants
Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin
Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard
Bring to the Grocer's: R. List
Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt
Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard
The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
Employment Handbook: Ernie Living
How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock
Quote:
Subject: Exercise for seniors
Author: dave gerecke
Date: 13 Apr 2005 09:19 AM
Exercise for seniors

Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to
build musclestrength in the arms and shoulders. It seems
so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my younger
friends. The article suggested doing it three days a week.

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have
plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms
straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long
as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then relax.

Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for
just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks.

Then 50-lb. potato sacks, and eventually try to get to
where you can lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand
and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in
each of the sacks; but be careful.

Fyron April 14th, 2005 08:56 PM
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narf poit chez BOOM said:
*Wonders how many people will get it*

That was such a terrible song... ugh. Thanks Narf.

narf poit chez BOOM April 14th, 2005 10:50 PM
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Your welcome. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Oh by the way, I edited it and added two more, which you may not have read.

Joachim April 15th, 2005 12:35 AM
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Quote:
Randallw said:
hey Strategia do you realise your reply is a phrase which is the subject of much joking itself. Maybe you are secretly Australian http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif. Ok since you insist I'll explain.

First off Kiwis bear a grudge against us for a cricket match we had against them once. As a result a friend of mine, while visiting, New Zealand, saw graffiti on a wall saying "Australia sux". An Australian clearly came along because he wrote underneath "New Zealand Nil". The joke is that the New Zealand accent pronounces "I" as "u" (at least to Australian accents). 6 to 0.

There are a plethora of Australian jokes directed at Kiwis, most notably insinuations about the amount of sheep there are in New Zealand compared to the human population. I apologise for posting such obscure humour, but I couldn't help it if we were placing jokes concerning puns on sucks.
Nothing obscure about our humour! There are enough Aussies on the list.

narf poit chez BOOM April 15th, 2005 01:01 AM
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Aussies are always obscure. I beleive I cross-posted a rather good post on that a while ago... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Parasite April 15th, 2005 12:31 PM
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Found this in Readers Digest, credited to Donald Picton. Part of the fun is how much it applies.

I'm a young guy who hates to cook. She is a beautiful waitress who serves food. Of course I was in love. But even though I frequently ordered out from her restaurant, I figured she didn't know I existed. Then one day, after placing an order, I asked if she needed my name. "Nah," she said. "I remember you from before." Well, now I was on cloud nine, but I quickly fell back to earth when I got my food. Inside the bag was the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger, Med. Well - Fries - Lg. Coke - For the nerdy guy with the bad haircut."

Quote:
Joachim said:
Nothing obscure about our humour! There are enough Aussies on the list.
Aussies and Aussies at heart.

narf poit chez BOOM April 15th, 2005 09:36 PM
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Today's Dork Tower is funny, #1013: http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/

narf poit chez BOOM April 16th, 2005 11:05 PM
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You gotta read this. I didn't even get a page into the story and I staggered out of the computer room and collapsed laughing on the couch.
http://www.bmsc.washington.edu/peopl..._of_Argon.html

Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives.

Crow: And these would be...?
Mike: "Dear Diary, Today I spent a couple hours nibbling at a corpse and then spread contagion around the tri-county area."

Strategia_In_Ultima April 17th, 2005 10:04 AM
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OMFG I can't contain myself when reading that..... that's rare you know! LOL! (really)

narf poit chez BOOM April 19th, 2005 02:33 AM
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FFN is good this week too: http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/nodwick/ffn/ffn.htm

Strategia_In_Ultima April 19th, 2005 05:04 AM
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Narf, where did you get that sense of humour? You got me hooked on Nip and Tuck as well.....

(still from The Eye of Argon)
Quote:

from overhead, half way through its daily revolution.


Crow: Daily revolution? So this Norgolia's near Bolivia, then?

Man, how does this guy/do these guys THINK of this?!? LOL!



Little joke of my own:

What does a gay Zen master say to his student?
"Patience, young Asshopper."

narf poit chez BOOM April 19th, 2005 06:00 AM
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I understand it's based off of a show called 'MST3K', which did the same thing for movies. Unfortunatly, I've never seen it and I've heard it's been cancelled.

Well, I decided that maturity is good - But I see no reason I have to be boring, just cause I'm not a kid anymore. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Starhawk April 19th, 2005 06:26 AM
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MST3K mystery Science Theatre 3000 it's freakin hilarious especially with such great titles as:

PRIIIINCE OF SPAAAACE
Space Mutiny!
Werewolf Rampage
Blue Submarine
And many more!

Get the DVDs, it's a hilarious show that had me in stitches on more then one occasion or as Jim Theis would say it.

"His ovals leaked a clear liquid as Grgnr's ribs shook with merthyness and stuff as he rocked back adn fort at the bad gramma', lam plot twts and peekaboo nudity."

I know how he named Grgnr though....you know that noise you make when you almost choke on a burrito? you know "GRGNR COUGH COUGH ahack ahack!" yeah.....he could have at least described the sex in great detail the way he was describing everything as foot long it could have been funny.

BTW did he realize that a foot long sword is actually about a fifth the sive of a proper blade? awww well I guess they like their wenches hot (LOL), their wine cheap and potent and their swords very short so that no one realizes they are over compensating for weee little ahem ^spears^.

(note: for the first time in my life all spelling errors/gramatical flaws are meant to be there http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif.)

Strategia_In_Ultima April 19th, 2005 07:57 AM
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Or, as Jim Theis would say it,.....

"Grignr's big oval atop his meaty neck twisted and turned from the inside, trying to correct the obvious errors in grammar, spelling, yadda yadda, while the other part of his oval persuaded the first half to stop trying to correct for the mistakes, errors and misinterpretations as they were meant from the start, from the very beginning, from the cradle of time itself, to have been there, ever-present in his verbal textual output."

Strategia_In_Ultima April 20th, 2005 06:07 AM
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Have any of you read the latest "Nip and Tuck"? "Quick, like, what's the number for 911?" LOL

El_Phil April 20th, 2005 06:17 AM
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That line 'Worst story award' brung back a horrible flashback from a different board. Someone started a thread trying to find the worst fanfic, some truly awful stuff came up and was so bad it was funny.

Then a truly warped horror came up. A TA story than would be certificate 18, but not for violence.....

Strategia_In_Ultima April 20th, 2005 06:29 AM
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Quote:

some truly awful stuff came up and was so bad it was funny.
Where is this other, non-SE forum you speak of?

El_Phil April 20th, 2005 07:02 AM
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http://forum.spacebattles.com/

If I called it variable in quality that would be an understatement. Also some people who really, really should get out more. I haven't posted there for months as things there can be a bit repetitive as every new member tends to rehash the same arguments, which some of the old lags re-ignite and never, ever reach a conclusion on.

Strategia_In_Ultima April 20th, 2005 08:09 AM
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Currently looking in the "stories" section. What would you recommend/warn me of?

El_Phil April 20th, 2005 08:27 AM
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Thin Veneer is good, but I'd recommened reading it on http://www.fanfiction.net/~albertg

But seriously avoid any of the "worst fanfic" threads, there like a minefield in Miss World contest. Great fun most of the time, until with one wrong move it all goes horribly wrong.

As for the rest, if you want to see people carefully watching films/TV shows to work out theoretical weapon yields then VS debates is worth a look. It is seriously worrying, yeah I like sci-fi and having stupid discussions. But then I also like going to the pub and going out on the cop, something this lot seemingly don't have time for.

Having said that this still makes me laugh:
http://forum.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=44822

It was also where I was first introduced to this gem:
http://ocean.otr.usm.edu/~nglenn/kirkfu.html

Strategia_In_Ultima April 20th, 2005 09:12 AM
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Vader vs. Kirk..... LOL!

Starhawk April 20th, 2005 01:16 PM
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Kirk I am your.....next lay you see I am really a girl because they had to give you a girl to bonk just like every other time in every other episode of star trek TOS....(darth vader breathing mask)
Darth vader promptly starts to do a sexy little striptease and Kirk lowers his phaser so he can unzip the trousers as darthy girl approaches.....suddenly lightsaber noise, and kirk's head goes flying across the room.

"Haha haha gotcha I'm really a dude." (darth vader voice off)

AngleWyrm April 21st, 2005 12:28 AM
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The original Point and Click interface was a Smith and Wessen.

narf poit chez BOOM April 21st, 2005 01:30 AM
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Unfortunatly, it had a horribly limited interface.

narf poit chez BOOM April 21st, 2005 03:18 AM
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Still 5.8 billion years to complete...

...So much for my plan to do 64-stack Towers of Hanoi on my computer... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

...That's assuming 100 moves a second, assuming a fast-drawn interface. On the other hand...My computer can do nearly 8,000,000 additions a second if not printing to the screen...

18,446,744,073,709,551,616 / 8,000,000 = 2,305,843,009,213.693,952

2,305,843,009,213.693,952 / 60 = 38,430,716,820.228,232,53~

38,430,716,820.228,232,53~ / 60 = 640,511,947.003,803,875~

640,511,947.003,803,875~ / 24 = 26,687,997.791,825,161,(481~)

26,687,997.791,825,161,(481~) / 365.25 = 1,111,999.907,992,715,061,728,395,061,728,4 years (Approx.), according to my calculator.

Oh well...

TurinTurambar April 21st, 2005 11:55 AM
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Narf... your "geekiness" knows no bounds. You have been assimilated. I don't think you even resisted.

~T

Strategia_In_Ultima April 21st, 2005 02:36 PM
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The whole galaxy trembles before the newest and greatest threat it has ever known..... The Borg are unstoppable now with their.....

assimilated white mouse. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

David E. Gervais April 21st, 2005 03:03 PM
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If you assimilated Narf, now you'll have to worry about his unstopable 'individuality'. He will eventually revert your collective from the inside out. All the shields and armor can't help you now, he's INSIDE!

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Strategia_In_Ultima April 21st, 2005 03:11 PM
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Hey! Do I LOOK like the Borg Queen?!? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

David E. Gervais April 21st, 2005 05:22 PM
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Quote:
Strategia_In_Ultima said:
Hey! Do I LOOK like the Borg Queen?!? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
God, my brain flooded with quick replies to this.. starting with a simple 'Yes!' to 'No, but you type like her!',. 'No, but you smell like her!',. 'No, but your corticle node is a clone of hers!',.. Danger Overflow in progress..

.. Post terminated due to brain implosion.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

narf poit chez BOOM April 21st, 2005 07:29 PM
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...A cube, floating in space. Coloured a dark green, with no visible hull, conduits and various protrusions are open to space. Zooming in, we see a weirdly-lit, large room, in which a large number of borg are standing in a circle. In the middle of the circle is a small borg-mouse on it's hind legs. Hesitently, one of the borg in the circle rotates one of it's leg forward, then moves it back. It then repeats this procedure with the other leg. After doing this, it revolves it's body 360 degrees.

Soon, all the borg in the circle are moving their limbs into the circle and out of the circle, after which they spin.


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