Re: Man
 

We will raise a statue in the Image of your monkey god for our children to play on. There will be ropes hanging from her head and a mud pool at her feet. There will be a childrens day when all youngsters can make themselves as filthy as they want, and then they will be caught by the great cleansing. This day will be the day when everyone must take a bath.

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I have the sad responsibility to report the fate of the poor Iwo Ama. Just as her capital was viciously attacked by huge apes, her final enclave was attacked by filthy trolls. They last remanats of the Machakan population will be given shelter by the great GrayZ, slayer of Apes.

Come one, come all
 

You are all cordially invited to an elephant roast in Marignon. The meat has already been char broiled, so get here quickly before it goes bad!

Speaking of meat, I'd like to thank Caelum for donating the beasts. We were getting a bit hungry in our castle so their generous gift of so many elephants to our populace was greatly appreciated.

-Ubercat

Re: Come one, come all
 

Congratulations on repulsing my 1st assault, I really should learn to send a scout in first http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif, those Mammoths deserve to be cooked and eaten, what with there morale breaking on the 2nd round of battle... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif

Re: Come one, come all
 

Could we not host tomorrow (Friday)? I wont be able to play my turn and the 2 wars Pythium is in could really do without stales.

Re: Come one, come all
 

There goes Machaka. At the peak of their might they controlled 3 provinces. May they be forgotten fast.

Re: Man
 

Well thanks, Baalz is an especially unsore loser

Re: Man
 

Your lucky, he is normally a truely fearsome opponent. He must have had bad luck this game.

Re: Man
 

Lol, yeah I'm not used to such tight quarters. Poor Cupido2 got pounced on pretty good but before I could finish sieging his capital Eriu and Mictlan decided manifest destiny lead through my territories. Abandon Machaka to march back and chase Eriu off of my capital and well back towards theirs just in time to present a juicy backside to Vanheim as Micltan's reinforcements arrived to complete the perfect storm. Alas I've got a pile of sacreds with a dual bless and not a priest to be found, so the pile of bodies it'll take to storm my capital will not be as high as it otherwise would. :/ Mictlan even got a two for one special on capitals!

Oh, no worries Dave. I'd be the first one to jump on a neighbor who showed weakness so I can't very well be too irritated to receive the same treatment. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Man
 

As per Teraswaerto's request we will delay hosting. So, hosting will occur as scheduled 3:20 GMT on Friday (or somewhat earlier if all turns are in) and the next one will be 48 hours after that. I will e-mail everyone once this turn has hosted to let them know the new deadline.

Re: Man
 

Grrr... After many turns of fruitless cat & mouse games I finally manage to catch one of R'lyehs roving raiding squads... And then the fear value on my pretender is so high they turn tail and flee with hardly any losses http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Ah, well. At least it didn't cost me much either.


We are also in bad need of some water gems atm, and could possibly use some astral pearls too. Rather large amount of earth and nature gems are available for trade.