Thanks for all the squid
 

The nation of Oceania is happy to announce that we held the first annual Calamari feast in the oceans this month.

The giant squid was larger than expected, and it is likely all of our frolickers would have perished, but for divine intervention from the RNG itself. Who knows what happened! Is there a witch living under the waves? Did the light of a Baleful Star somehow penetrate the ocean depths? In any case, the huge squid had become cursed, and took a lance to the chest. With its ticker trashed, the kraken soon tired and perished.

Now Oceania will set about trying to bring growth and life to the shoals where once only death, misfortune, and misery were seen.

Re: Thanks for all the squid
 

is that a declaration of war on anyone in particular?

Re: Thanks for all the squid
 

Oceania does not war! We are a nation of happy frolickers.

We are merely spreading the news of our happy frolicking, and complaining a wee bit that the former waters of Atlantis are a dark, dreary, and sad place (for now). We already declared frolicking on Atlantis a few pages back.

Plankton

Re: Thanks for all the squid
 

Ah, I thought you might be intending to frolic elsewhere in the near future. My apologies.

More fish please
 

Mictlan is looking to trade for a pair of Earth boots. We can pay in nature gems, water gems, astral gems, or blood slaves. In addition, we will say nice things about your pretender on the forums.

Re: Thanks for all the squid
 

I think grim Sauromatia's swamps could use some quality frolicking. My lizard masters complain to me that the birth rates of their beasts are not what they used to be in the times of old, andthat Hydras are getting cranky and refusing to lay eggs. Too bad merry Oceania's lands and its frolicking citizens are so far away. But we can always hope... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Thanks for all the squid
 

We described your dilemma to the old bishops of Oceania. They tell us there are far too many Death gems in your lands! These Death gems are dampening everyone's spirits. You can alleviate the problem by trading your sad Death gems to Oceania. We will send you 5 happy Water gems for every 4 sad Death gems you send to us.

Oceania

Re: Thanks for all the squid
 

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Very good try. Good thing Oceania's ruler is not into selling used sea turtles. He would rob all his neighbors blind with his cunning frolicking ways. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Unfortunately we have no use for water gems, since we lack water mages. I guess we will have to suffer sad death gems for now. Woe to my nation. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Now if you would happen to have happy earth gems it would be trade I would be interested in, with 1:1 rate.

Cyclops
 

Sauromatia, are you so afraid of my Pretender that you send troops around him, rather than attacking him. Sad. A ruler should have more confidence in his troops.

Re: Cyclops
 

It worked, didn't it? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smirk.gif

There is something about that eye on that shield of yours that makes my pretender uneasy...
Besides my archers are not eager to shoot at someone with prot 30 and poison resistance 150%. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

But no worries, his turn will come.