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The great nation of Man, on this day, slew the great demon god of Marignon, a fallen nation. It came upon our brave pious soldiers as they were marching to liberate a small fortified village. The beastly fiend was vile and terrible and its corrupted blade struck down eight of our finest. It was at that moment the tide turned and it shield arm was torn asunder. The terrible beast raged on until it met its end at the tip of metal piercing crossbow bolts.

We tried to consecrate the ground where its blood had been spewed, but to no avail was the taint removed. Only several artifacts were able to be cleansed and salvaged. Its arm is currently being taken back to the capitol of Man. It rests now in a coffin of wood harvested from our ancient forests and bound by magics once used by the witches of our lands. Should the demon rise again, be rest assured its arm will not be there to wield its evil plots.

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My ninja say with laugh, the story of Summerlands. "Giants of Utgard" fight for empty land, very poor land, and lose Summerlands, a good farmland. Are you happy Enchanteress? You can go home, it's time, i think.

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Sky of Jomon is ready, thank for god of god, we can give you poor land, the same, remember your first attacks. Now, our troops are not alone, it's time for Jomon born.

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Extended the hosting time to 40 hours. A little more time for those growing empires out there.

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I have no idea what you are talking about. My turns are taking less and less time to complete. ;)

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This Is The Voice of Pythium

General Secretary Comrade Vsevolod today announced the succesful completion of the Abysian War. In a short address he said, "While the peoples of Pythium should rejoice in the success of our brave armies, it should be noted that we regret the obliteration of the nation of Abysia."

Comrade General Clodius, commander of Pythium's 2nd Army Group, praised the steadfastness of the troops saying, "I am proud of the way they conducted themselves in such difficult circumstancs."

It is known that the Great Enchantress Goku of Abysia was one of those killed at the final battle. Pythium's losses were said to be very light.

It has been announced that Comrade Lugalabzu will take over as the Chairman of the Intelligence Directorate. He will replace Comrade Paghat who has been put in charge of Pythium's sewage system. Comrade Paghat was one of the critics of the leadership's handling of the Abysian War. The former Chairman of the Intelligence Directorate was unavailable for comment on his new appointment.

The Peoples of Pythium await further news....

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Tavern Gossip around Mictlan spreads that the Ulmish Wars are over. Yet, new threats arise. Three nations invade Mictlan in conjunction. While the priesthood seems unconcerned, peasants begin to pack their wagons in search of lands less chaotic.

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Make that four, blood-letter. Our high-command has decided that this is a most opportune time to reclaim our ancestral lands that you mercilessly subjugated while we were engaged in a great war with Abysia. The worm has turned, heathen. Prepare to be squished under the feet of our angry elephants.

Even though we don't have a non-aggression pact with your vile nation, we give you fair warning so you can evacuate your forces from our lands.

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Oh Poop!

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War "Jomon against Utgard" this month: Utgard lose 2/6 commanders, 67/126 regulars, 60/60 undeads. Jomon lose 0 commanders and 94 regulars (smalls troops). Next month, our great army walk in Utgard territory. We see the héroes of Utgard, we think lose hard, but we want break Utgard for ever. All enemies of Utgard can go with us for down this kingdom.
This month, many giants are dead, this is good thing.
(and i bad play, bad placement, bad use magic, bad use my commanders, i must learn, i bad play, but Jomon army is realy bigger)