Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

Perhaps not.

Only time will tell.

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

You two need a hobby.

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

I computer model in LightWave.

Re: The Race To 10,000 Views!
 

New race. The race to 10,000 views!!!

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

I have at least several hobbies:

-This thread.
-The Won-Ton.
-Other threads.
-Creating Capship.
-Creating Realism.
-Emperor: Battle for Dune.

Oh, you meant REAL hobbies? Well, I go to school in between the time I spend on the forums sometimes..... Oh and I sleep and eat sometimes as well.

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

I still don't have 200 posts at this point, so I think this thread is false advertising! I'm MAD! MAD I SAY!

Or do I just mean crazy?

MAD! CRAZY!

/me picks nose

Re: The Race To 10,000 Posts!
 

You need to get that post count up, people will respect you for it.

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

You should post here more often, Sir.

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

What would I talk about? I mean, maybe a detailed analysis of Henry V's battle strategy at Agincourt? Or a comprehensive description of the interactions between the Assyrians and the Babylonians?

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

Anything! SEIV! Nonsense!

Just increase your post count by replying to someone in short sentences!

(oh and I don;t know if you know Sir, but there's a rule: no poster may post more than two times in a row.)

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

If your nose is kinda runny,
And it's feelin' kinda funny,
Well, it'snot!

Re: The Race To Post to 10K!
 

Just talk about the topic.

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

Wow, I only have 631 posts!
Guess that explains my low rank: publish or perish.
That stinks; I come here to escape RL.
I suggest assigning rank on the following _fair_ basis:
1) I get to be a General.

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

/me kills DMM

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

OKay, the topic is the race to 1,000 posts, nay to post infinity...

Then this is my next post.

Thanks!

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie.
A fly cant bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle, and I reply
Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie.

Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie.
A fish cant whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle, and I reply
Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie.

Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie.
Why does chicken? I dont know why.
Ask me a riddle, and I reply
Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie.

- A very famous bear.

Found it in a post in a search for Coddleston pie. The first person coming back with a recipe for Coddleston pie and some sort of proof (Like a website), will get thanked.

* Narf has pooh on his brain! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

Since we know Narf has pooh on the brain (his OWN words), we can only deduce that, in a Coddleston pie, is Pooh.

Bake at 475, mince, serve and enjoy!

Fresh at the Violence Hut!

Bon Appetit!

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

As you might know, the Hut is planning an attack on the B&G soon. We would welcome any additional forces being supplied by other people's militaries.

Re: The Race To Infinity and Beyond!
 

Thread name change due to popular demand.. (I don't know where 'popular' is hiding, but I'm sure he's lurking somewhere in the shadows.)

Muahahahahaha, Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: The Race To Post-Infinity!
 

This is an official request.

We would like to gather strength for the upcoming war. Anyone with leftover fleets and other military materiel please put your unnecessary military units under the command of the Hut Higher Command Echelons. Anyone who does so will be rewarded with free drinks at the Hut for the rest of their life. For immortals (such as Malfador and David), this means free drinks for 1000 years.

We thank you for your attention.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

Yahoo! Just over seventy to go!

Is it me or do I post a little too very often?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

Seventy what to go?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

People?

Apples?

Armpit hairs?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

To infinity, and beyond!

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

Fuzzy Wuzzy wazza bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wazzn't very fuzzy,
wuzzy?

This has been Narf's poetry/childhood memories corner.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

/me pulls out a meterstick

Ok, I'll need one person to hold each end of this, at about waist height.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

/me grabs one end of the yard stick

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

That's one.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

I can't help, because my waist height is lower than your waist height http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

What about your "waste" height?

Get it? GET IT?!?!

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

...

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

Comedy gold, guys. Comedy gold.

And just for the record, I don't have infinte posts, yet. This is not cool.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

STOP FREAKING CHANGING THE TOPIC!

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity!
 

what IS the topic?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

This.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

I thought we were talking about that...

Wait...

Poo?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

No...

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Wait...

Are we talking about this instead?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Third base!

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Who's on third?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

What are we talking about? Baseball or something else? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Yes.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

I have to go see the dentist tomorrow for a checkup. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
I don't like going to the dentist because I'm scared that he'll find some problem.

You know, how come if you crack a tooth or get a cavity it can never heal naturally? You have to get it fixed by artificial means by sticking metal or ceramic or something to it. I mean, if you break your arm, it will eventually heal, but why can't a tooth heal? We think that humans are at the top of the evolutionary ladder but some animals are able to regenerate all sorts of body parts and recover from major injuries that will permanently cripple a human. You cut a starfish in half and each half will grow into a new starfish. Crabs can regrow missing limbs. Sharks can regrow new teeth. How come humans can't do that?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

That's a VERY good question. Bones in your body heal no problem, but for some reason teeth are a one shot deal. Good luck. Isn't that thing about Starfish an urban legend?

I will say this, though. My mother knew a guy who had all of his teeth knocked out and he had a third, THIRD set of teeth underneath, so you never know. Maybe you've got a gem waiting under there for you.

200th Post!

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Read that thing about starfish in a science book in elementary. *shrug*

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Bones do heal cracks and breaks, but they don't regrow large pieces.

Man I have lost the topic
 

Is this the race to 1k what happened

Re: Man I have lost the topic
 

1k was too small.

Re: The Race To Post To Infinity And Beyond!
 

We reached it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif