Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

GT: Are your "happy sacks" in proportion with the other part of your love installation? I think it looks very strange if the other part is tiny in comparison with your newly aquired stainless steel chrome-plated bowlingballs.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Gt, 37,000 Minerals! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif just kidding, I spent more than that on kleenex during my Last cold. I'm not short on minerals, I have 3 Huge Rock planets in my home system and two adjoining 'asteroid-belt' type systems next door! I got more minerals than I care to count!

btw do you have any idea of the value of that collection of 100 year old Scotch you acquired from me when you left my bunker? It may be "Spoils of war, but there was nothing spoiled about that collection!"

Cheers!

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

..ok, who shut off the power switch that caused the forums to be down for about 9-10hrs? I was gonna upload a few more new avatars and couldn't! When I woke up this morning and shrapnel was still off-line, I began to feel the tiny pings of withdrawl symptoms (shaking hands, frequent peeks to see if the forums were back up, trouble deciding where else to go on the net while waiting..) I'm so glad the forums are back up, I feel much better now!

Cheers!

[ January 14, 2003, 12:01: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

I feel much better too David Gervais, that sly minx of an FBW who was winking at me had a reserve pair of titanium encased and heavily shielded wobblers to sew back on to me..

so now I is hanging loose and full of juice and the happy owner of a chromed pair of testicles....

ho hum, all is well that ends well....

Now, I have a fully loaded red hot poker hand cannon and all I need is a Dogscoff shaped rear end to unload a full magazine of red hot pokers in to..... huzzah

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

'Tigga, never fear, I have an answer to your problem.

Recently developped in a lab in Belgium, i have managed to procure the prototype of the world's first pair of fully-featured prosthetic testicles. These highly advanced, computerised robo-nads are fully controllable and adjustable, and carry their own on-board, self-contained power supply (uranium not included). They fulfil all the functions of a normal pair of Sandras, but with a much higher fuel efficiency. They have a pager and vibrate function, they pick up FM radio and play mp3s, are fully waterproof and will work in a temperature range of -110 degrees C to more than 2000 degrees C.

The only thing is, they are a little heavy (3kg with a full uranium pile) and will tend to clang loudly together when you walk, but considering all the added features built in I'd say that was a minor inconvenience.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Yo GT! You need my timetraveling gearbox? I can arrange you a little trip back into time to help you get your nuts in a proper size. You know what, we'll take Rags with us, he can help us with the device he left on the bar to reduce your scrotum back to normal. After we've come back it's like nothing happened. The killer mogooses will follow you royal hiny once more. And you won't look silly when mounted on Barry's back anymore.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, I was having withdrawal symptoms too. I couldn't get on the forum all day yesterday, and I kept checking every 5-10 minutes. It's just not the same if I don't read the forum at least once a day...

Congratulations on your promotion, David! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ January 15, 2003, 05:57: Message edited by: Kamog ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

David Gervais, I am not sure what you are referring to when you accuse me of purloining your aged scotch collection... you wont find any full bottles of mature scotch in the cantina.. ok, hic, you may find some empty bottles..... all our scotch is matured for at least 7 seconds...

Timstone, you will have to ask the FBWs or the current Mrs GT about the length of my rod.. to quote Brian Blessed in Blackadder I, "only the Queen and a thousand turkish whores know that"....

I suspect the forums were down after I connected my new turbo powered gonads to the cantina's electricity supply in order to charge them up... sorry guys, I forgot we were on a 3 amp fuse

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

GT, just got a check. Thought you might like this; "Glenfiddich Ancient Reserve". Consider it a "Welcome home pribe, er.....I mean, ah... a "Welcome home present"! Enjoy, Your Lordship!

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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Cheers, Glenfiddich ancient reserve will go down (and probably come up) very nicely thanks