Re: The Race To Post To Infinity And Beyond!
 

Probably why it was too small.

Re: The Race To Post To Infinity And Beyond!
 

I reached it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Not an urban legend. In fact, there is a law in the Chesapeake Bay region about not cutting up starfish because people would cut a starfish into four to five pieces to kill it (starfish are a natural enemy of oysters, an endangered species here). What would happen was that instead of killing one starfish, five new ones would grow from the body pieces.

This sounds like a great idea for a SciFi story. Hmmm........

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

The starfish people!

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Now would they be undefeatable or should they have some hidden weakness???

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Stab em in the brain http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Must...think...of...new...topic....

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

Chances are, you'll either laugh yourself silly or think it's stupid: http://dimbulbcomics.keenspace.com/d/20050311.html

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

I'm bored....

Re: Spam!
 

Spam!

Re: Spam!
 

Yeah and...

Re: Spam!
 

You know spam can be quite usefull.

Re: Spam!
 

Yes. Yes it can. Some people think it's tasty.

Re: Spam!
 

Yes you can fry it, eat it in a snadwhich, eat it cold, and fix it a half dozen others ways.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Spam!
 

Spam isn't good on your computer however.

Re: Spam!
 

I find it quite amusing at times... Like when they want me to refinance my house that I don't own... Or get free money..

Re: Spam!
 

Hehe...

Re: Spam!
 

I got one saying that I had some bank account which I didn't have.

Re: Spam!
 

Must go now, my SE game is calling me. Unfortunately, my personall pc doesn't have internet but has SE on it.

Re: Spam!
 

Bye!

Re: Spam!
 

Spam is good. Spam is tasty. I will add Spam to the menu at the Hut!

Re: The Thread Who\'s Name Just Changed!
 

Hey! The name changed!

Re: Spam!
 

Spam is good!

Re: Spam! Now with more Spork!
 

Need a spork to eat it with, though.

Re: Spam! You can eat it with your bare hands!
 

You can also eat it with your hands. Or claws, if you're like me.

Re: Spam! You can eat it with your bare hands!
 

SpamBarf! Now with 50% better taste!

Re: Spam! You can eat it with your bare hands!
 

http://www.mailmsg.com/SPAM_python.htm


Monty Python Spam Song

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Re: Spam! You can eat it with your bare hands!
 

Think, Narf. Don't looney out. It would go much better *HERE*. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

There's a hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a log, there's a log, there's a log, in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a bump, there's a bump, there's a bump, on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a frog, there's a frog, there's a frog, on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a fly, there's a fly, there's a fly, on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a wing, there's a wing, there's a wing, on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a flea, there's a flea, there's a flea, on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

(Of course, you can get a lot more detailed than that. That just goes as far as the example I found to jog my memory. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Where would modern entertainment be without travel songs? )

Re: Spam! You can eat it with your bare hands!
 

Narf, you realize you actually took the time to type/cut/paste that entire post when you could have been doing something useless?

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

I've not been on the forums at all yesterday. I was experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms.

Re: The Race To Post to Infinity and Beyond!
 

It's okay Strategia. We kept them warm for you. Welcome back. Sing us a song!

Re: Spam!
 

SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!

Re: Spam!
 

You forgot to throw in the occasional "lovely" and "wonderful".

And that was just obscene. All that spam.

Re: Spam!
 

Hehe, sorry about that 200 page spam...

Re: Spam!
 

Excessive. Simply excessive.

Re: Spam!
 

There seems to a lot of people moving to Alberta recently.
One of my oldest friends is moving there in a couple of weeks,
and one of my coworkers will be going to live in Calgary
within a month or two. Their reasoning is that taxes are
lower than in British Columbia here, housing is cheaper, and
there are more jobs available. I might consider doing the
same thing if I ever get fired or decide to quit my current
job... I really don't see any downside to doing so, except
it's cold in the winter, which really isn't a big deal unless
you spend a lot of time outside.

Re: Spam!
 

Kamog, I love you, but that post changed the topic from Spam. Shame on you.

Re: Spam!
 

So 200 page spam is out of the question?

Re: Spam!
 

Well, I love Spam as much as the next guy, but I can only have so much before needing an antacid.

Spam Is Bad, Very Very Bad
 

Eeeugh. Spam is NOT good. I abhorr all foods for which animals were killed. You ask me, then why do I spend so much time at the Won-Ton? Well, as you might recall, I only ordered two cups of tEEE, Phong blend, and an extra-strong Galactic Core, so I'm sticking with my principles.

Re: Spam Is Bad, Very Very Bad
 

Strategia, you do not need to eat the meat-like mush.

I only ask that you crush our enemies at the B&G with weapons that turn people and animals into that meat-like mush.

Re: Spam!
 

On it, Sir.

Oh, I believe the first fleet of Super Star Destroyers has just dropped out of hyperspeed and is awaiting orders.

ATTACK!!!!!

Re: Spam!
 

Why has the title of the thread been changed to imply that Spam is bad? This is not true. Spam, in large quantities is a nono, I agree. But bad by and large? Come now...

Re: Spam!
 

Because Spam IS bad.

Re: Spam!
 

But spam is good!

Re: Spam!
 

Spam is bad. Most DEFINITELY for your computer. If you stick a blob of Spam (the best word to describe it) in your CD drive, your entire PC gives out on you.

Re: Computer Spam!
 

Meh. Spam isn't good for your computer...

Re: Spam!
 

Spam isn't good for your HEALTH. Physical AND mental.

Re: Spam!
 

Maybe. We need a new topic.

[%ThreadTopic]
 

A few options:

Bears
FBWs
BWII
FBWs
Growltigga (and his recent demise)
FBWs
Canned vegetables
FBWs

Oh, and perhaps FBWs.