Re: Cyclops
 

This thrist will be quenched in due time. With his own blood. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

Time is working for me, and I will attack as soon as I will feel that I can win the battle without taking too much losses. I don't need another hundred of my precious poison archers killed by your stuborn defenders.

Re: Cyclops
 

Chirp...chirp...chirp.

Niefelheim LIES
 

This is an outrageous baldfaced lie! We did not sign a NAP. Niefelheim offered one, we did not respond.

Re: Niefelheim LIES
 

<grabs popcorn, takes a seat>

Someone LIES (or DELUDES THEMSELVES)
 

Vanheim recommends trial by warfare. Let the Gods decide. The victorious nation will be the one who was lying. Innocence can only be proven by defeat.

- Vanheim, We Do Not Build

See, we really need those skull mentors to come up with more edumacated solutions.

Re: Someone LIES (or DELUDES THEMSELVES)
 

Lame lame lame. It says I staled last turn, all that work down the drain.

Re: Niefelheim LIES
 

I knew I smelled popcorn. Can we have some? This is hungry work, patrolling this province.

Re: Niefelheim LIES
 

It looks like it was a good month for the giants. My scouts sent this engraving back from the front lines:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/4...182cbf070d.jpg

Ooh, popcorn. Can I have some?

Re: Niefelheim LIES
 

<Corwin sets a trail of some tasty popcorn in front TNN's capital fortress, hoping to lure the Cyclops outside>

Wow. What the heck is that?!? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: Niefelheim LIES
 

It is a rather fanciful representation of one of my Jarls, probably the mighty Bolthorn, tearing through a horde of Pangean maenads. Apparently the Mictlan scouts got confused about who was naked (the Maenads were, the Jarls most certainly were not), but other than that the representation is accurate. It's just a pity they didn't include the second slaying of the Medusa, which was the best part of the battle. You'd think she would've learned her lesson the first time she died at the hands of a Jarl. She brought a rather large army this time, but it really didn't do her much good. Oh, and if anyone would like some, my Gygja's have made some excellent Dark Vine stew from the remains of Pangea's more vegetative combatants. I may have to summon some of those myself, they're quite tasty.

Bollocks! The holy desk of Xavier quite clearly has a scrap of paper on it that reads, "Abysia - NAP3"! No matter, we'll wipe you off the face of the world anyway! We accept Vanheim's suggestion--we know we are right, and we know we shall destroy you!