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NullAshton March 14th, 2005 09:50 AM

Re: BWII
 
Go bar wars!

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 11:05 AM

BWII
 
Quote:


Update Report.

Recent Combat Acquisitions and Destructions:

-Half the B&G is gone.
-Mr. Tigga is dead.
-The highrise office building from where the B&G was controlled has been vaporised by a high-powered Battlecruiser ion beam.
-RD is in custody.
-AZ is..... well, MIA. We haven't heard from him yet.
-The Angel of Death is aligned with AZ and therefore she has not fought yet.
-Approx.45% of the city is reduced to rubble by plasma bombs.

End update report.



Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 11:29 AM

BWII
 
We will soon be in posession of the deed to the B&G.

NullAshton March 14th, 2005 11:43 AM

Re: BWII
 
Let's hope we didn't vaporize it.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 11:51 AM

BWII
 
What, the deed or the B&G? We can do wthout the B&G building, the Hiigaran fleet's production capabilities will have it standing again in no time, but the deed..... well, we need that.

NullAshton March 14th, 2005 11:55 AM

Re: BWII
 
What if we vaporize the deed by accident?

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 12:16 PM

BWII
 
Then we vaporize the vaporizer..... unless it's you, me or Rudy of course.

NullAshton March 14th, 2005 12:19 PM

Re: BWII
 
Ah. Of course. Lets vaporize the deed anyway, then use our team of lawyers to get another deed for the land.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 12:24 PM

BWII
 
I know something else; let's soak the deed in Inkvine fluid, then ignite it.

Yes people, the attack forces from Caladan, Giedi Prime, Draconis IV and Arrakis have arrived!

NullAshton March 14th, 2005 12:26 PM

Re: BWII
 
Cool. Some of my own COMCA's will join the fleet, just as long as capship mod starts working http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 02:38 PM

Re: Spam!
 
Woohoo! Less than ten posts to go!

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 02:41 PM

BWII and my imminent promotion to Captain
 
Three to go.....

NullAshton March 14th, 2005 02:47 PM

Re: BWII and my imminent promotion to Captain
 
Till what?

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 02:49 PM

Re: Spam!
 
Captain.

I mean, who ever heard of a Lieutenant being Joint Chief?

Oh, sorry NA.....

NullAshton March 14th, 2005 02:51 PM

Re: Spam!
 
Feh, this title is meaningless. Just shows how many posts you've made...

Strategia_In_Ultima March 14th, 2005 02:54 PM

Re: Spam Is Bad, Very Very Bad
 
So WHAT?!? I like it!

NullAshton March 14th, 2005 03:02 PM

Re: Spam Is Bad, Very Very Bad
 
Hehe, glad you do. I got first lieutenant a while ago http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Strategia_In_Ultima March 15th, 2005 05:37 AM

Re: Spam Is Bad, Very Very Bad
 
Next permotion at 1k..... and considering my avg posting speed is approx. 10+ per day.........................

Strategia_In_Ultima March 15th, 2005 06:28 AM

ASCII Art Shipset? Well AZ, u get what u ask for
 
1 Attachment(s)
Little funstuff.....

AZ said once that as long as SEV has good gameplay, he wouldn't mind playing with ASCII Art shipsets.

Well AZ your wish is granted!

(still under construction, only got escort to cruiser)

edit: updated all the way to Baseship and Light/Med/Heavy carriers

edit2: updated, now includes transports

NullAshton March 15th, 2005 09:47 AM

Re: ASCII Art Shipset? Well AZ, u get what u ask f
 
Lol, 3D ASCII art?

Strategia_In_Ultima March 15th, 2005 12:30 PM

The ASCII Coalition
 
No, it meant that he didn't care about the graphics and wouldn't mind using 2D ASCII art shipsets.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 15th, 2005 12:32 PM

Topic changed AGAIN.....
 
and with this (the ASCII Coalition) the thread of this topic has been changed again.

You don't know it, but I'm behind ALL topic changes in this thread up to now.....



Th3 3v1l h4xx0r 5tr1k35 4941n!

NullAshton March 15th, 2005 12:37 PM

Re: Spam!
 
No you're not.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 15th, 2005 12:54 PM

Re: Spam!
 
You THINK I'm not, but in fact I am. In fact, I am a powerful energy being from another dimension and I can hack the servers AND people's minds without problem, so all topic changes you see were me, inside the servers, posing as a sent data pakcet from a user.....

NullAshton March 15th, 2005 12:55 PM

Re: Spam!
 
Right...

narf poit chez BOOM March 15th, 2005 05:24 PM

Re: Spam!
 
StrategiaInUltima is a mindless drone!

And according to him, he said so! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

NullAshton March 15th, 2005 05:28 PM

Re: Spam!
 
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!

RudyHuxtable March 15th, 2005 06:38 PM

Re: Spam!
 
I'm me. And I'm you. Trust me.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 16th, 2005 08:03 AM

Re: BWII
 
And I'm Rudy.

Rathar March 16th, 2005 08:22 AM

Re: BWII
 
La

Strategia_In_Ultima March 16th, 2005 08:24 AM

Re: BWII
 
And I'm you too.

I posed as "you" for that.

Randallw March 16th, 2005 08:33 AM

Re: BWII
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Schizophrenic,
and so am I. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Strategia_In_Ultima March 16th, 2005 08:37 AM

Re: BWII
 
No you're not schizophrenic, you're a subjugate part of ME.

Prepare for a time-delayed attack of paranoia.

Randallw March 16th, 2005 08:42 AM

Re: BWII
 
No paranoia for me, I just took my medication.

NullAshton March 16th, 2005 09:24 AM

Re: BWII
 
Okay, we're off topic. The land at the Bar & Grill has been glassed. We just nuked a porta-bar that Raging Deadstar placed down... We probally need to send out our forces in a search pattern for the remaining survivors.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 16th, 2005 04:07 PM

BWII: The Aftermath, the Cold War Begins
 
Yes. I think it's time to relax again, get back to normal state.

And btw, has NOBODY noticed by hints at BWI and BWII? BWI: The Great War, the Drench War? Hello?

NullAshton March 16th, 2005 04:17 PM

Re: BWII: The Aftermath, the Cold War Begins
 
What happens to the bacteria?

Strategia_In_Ultima March 16th, 2005 04:21 PM

BWI? The Drench War? Hello?!?
 
They're filtered out by the biofilter. I just saw an episode of Voyager and the idea for the scene just sprang to mind.

And does NOBODY get it?!?!?

Strategia_In_Ultima March 16th, 2005 04:40 PM

BWI? The Drench War? Hello?!?
 
erm.....

-BWI: The Drench War
-[]WI: The Trench War

Get it?

NullAshton March 16th, 2005 04:46 PM

Re: BWI? The Drench War? Hello?!?
 
Not really...

Strategia_In_Ultima March 17th, 2005 09:30 AM

Oh come ON! Oh I give up.....
 
I give up.....

WWI: The Trench War
BWI: The Drench War

Get it now?

(note: the denominator The Great War can be applied to both)

NullAshton March 17th, 2005 12:19 PM

Re: Oh come ON! Oh I give up.....
 
Kind of...

Strategia_In_Ultima March 17th, 2005 01:55 PM

Oh whatever..... Forget I ever mentioned it.
 
Oh forget it.

NullAshton March 17th, 2005 03:20 PM

Re: Spam!
 
Back to spam!

RudyHuxtable March 17th, 2005 03:27 PM

Re: Spam!
 
That was the strangest line of conversation I've ever seen.

Yes, let's talk about Spam again.

NullAshton March 17th, 2005 03:34 PM

Re: Spam!
 
I saw a picture of spam in a CD rom drive once...

RudyHuxtable March 17th, 2005 03:42 PM

Re: Spam!
 
I saw Spam in my mouth once.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 17th, 2005 04:03 PM

Re: Spam!
 
I saw tins of Spam in a Greek supermarket once.

They didn't call it spam though.

NullAshton March 17th, 2005 04:05 PM

Re: Spam!
 
Here, we call spam mystery meat.

Strategia_In_Ultima March 17th, 2005 04:08 PM

Re: Spam!
 
Here the official name of "Spam" (the pinkish blob, not the electronic commercials for credit cards, penis enlargements and 18+ sites) is "Smek". Just about sums it up don't you think?

I call Spam "what happens when you click on a spam message for a penis enlargement and actually USE the pills/device/whatever without safety precautions such as a concrete shell around you d**k". But I just made that up.

Mystery meat hmmm..... appropriately named, for the first part, but are you sure it actually IS meat?


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