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...As dogscoff was kind enough to lend Taz the services of Hamish, Taz gives Dogscoff his super-duper ACME cellphone. Said phone is capable of calling 100 trillion numbers per Nano-second. With luck, Dogscoff will dial the correct number sometime within the next millenium. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
Taz then teaches Hamish to break-dance and begins to take him from town to town to perform... The wiser towns and cities quickly decide to create a 'Save the Taz' fund. Donations start to really pour into this fund after the first two towns that Hamish performed in are designated radioactive disaster areas... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Taz also decides to police the parking lot of all those abandoned Battle Moons and other vehicles left there too long by thier owners... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Our brave Tasmanian also charges the planet for stopping the invasion of the much feared Viking Kitten Horde. This was done by getting them drunk and pairing them off with Dogscoff's Ninja Shrimp... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif  (any resulting offspring will be sold to the highest bidder!) After totaling the reciepts of all of the above, Taz notes that he is taking in about 50,000 Minerals a month - at this rate It will only be a little over a year til the bar tabs are paid. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Fire works worthy of the Cantinna
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:: Gryphin thanks the Mighty Kat, Watches the bar tabs burn, Shrugs out of his skin, ::
Wonders why nobody remembers that Gryphins are Part Lion, Part Eagle, and the tail of a Snake. Snakes shed their skin, Through bio engineering, this gryphin sheds everything. :: Takes the CD, Hones a sharp edge on it, Places weights to give it mass, Throws it like a shriken straight at macs left wrist, The watches as he yelps and drops the brewsky, Splash on the floor :: :: The Gryphin Gryrins :: |
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Taz, I'm guessing you don't have that kind of money lying around, so you'll have to come up with a way of making a lot of cash very quickly.
I don't know if it would be helpful at all, but I can lend you a slightly used (minor damage) 800ft tall radioactive penguin. His name's Hamish and he's mostly house-trained. I'm sure you could think of some way of turning a profit from him. *Having previously destroyed the barmat with Pagan Shiela Sixtits' number on, Dogscoff goes back to desperately typing in 44 digit phone numbers. So far I'm up to 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000012 |
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enjoy http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster/
put mouse over each, when done go clik on assassin , find osma bin ladin, clik, go about half way down, find his dance hits or Favorites enjoy just some ideas mac |
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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Dammit Mac! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif That Assassin link just sent me into some wierd Porn popup. I don't appreciate that kind of practical joke, I could get into a lot of trouble. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
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Yeah, Mac, that was not funny - I clicked on the link and the firewall popped up with my IT guy about 3 minutes behind it. Not funny at all.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif I am now being told I am on the 'watch' list and even showing them the Viking Kittens couldn't ameliorate this...
Growltigga summons Barry, calls up his hunting companions and gives Mac about 3 seconds to make appropriate reparations before he gets hunted inot extinction |
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*Dogscoff takes a jar of shrimp mini-ninja assassins and loosens the lid...
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I don't know what you guys did, but the link works fine. Again, you are strange people.
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With the Last bit of strength left in Timstone he clicks the ON button of his instant teleporter. He instantly transports ONLY himself (it is registering the quantumresonance of Timstone's OWN moleculs) to his spaceship.
He then procedes through his Fix-Yourself-Quick-O-Beam. He appears unscathed from his spaceship and heads back into the cantina. "Hmm... now that's some nifty engineering!" He grabs his Handhe;d Phased Polaron Beam and incinerates the tiny ninja's. Now, that's settled, he goes for a quick beer and then leaves into the blackness of space to earn myself some bucks. I didn't m,ean to insult you guys, I just meant it as a funny line. Sorry, if you didn't understand that. I say sorry, my apologies. |
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*Dogscoff,, who is notoriously hard to offend or insult, can only be truly upset by excessive apologising. He rises from his chair in a furious storm, summoning all the hellish minions of the deep to wreak horrible pain upon Timstone....
... Then sits dowwn again. Just kidding. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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"Phew, Houston we just averted a catastrophic annihilation of our cantina by a clash betwixt hellish minions and demonic minions from Timstone and Dogscoff. We can got our coffee and donuts again." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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hMM, The Link works, after clik on assisin, find the Osma Ben Ladin, clik on his block, then look for his dance or Favorites, I don't know about Porn sites there, Never looked, I apoligize, I never saw this as a porn site, never paid attention to other then the cartoon violence, funny type entries... Are you sure you went to the right place????/
Timstone did you notice if it was a Porn site? Did you find Bin Ladin....? hmmmm Apoligetic Mac |
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Don't worry about it Mac, I'm sure you didn't mean to post anything dodgy. I didn't see Osama Bin Laden so I clicked one of the other schlebs up there and that's when the porn hit me.
Like I say, don't worry about it, you are totally forgiven. Of course, honour does require that I kill you. Sorry about that. *Dogscoff unleashes the remaining shrimp-ninja, who scurry across floor the toward Mac, waving their miniature swords and shouting japanese battle cries. |
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If you go back to site, just scroll down and you'll see Osma, clik, will take you to the site, no porn there.....just cartoons...
Mac bows his head and awaits the stampede of tiny little ninjas, He shall take his punishment as do,,, but he shall rise again.. (he has a small re-generater hidden in his underware) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Singing a Dirge Mac |
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Re the macs link
I am guessing based on the symptoms that this site is set up to draw people there for "inocent" purposes. The real purpose is to get you to Click Through to the Adult sites The owner gets paid some amount for every Click Through, (usulay about 5 cents) Welcome to the Wild, Wild, Web. |
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Hmmm maybe Growltigga can charge people 5 cents for clicking on this cantina thread? Then again that cats got way too much money
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Hmm... if RD is right I really want a share of it! Gimme, gimme, gimme... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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No-one, and I mean No-one, gets their hands on my money..
No way, anyone who tries will get worse than one of Dogscoff's ninja shrimp garroting his testicles by a long way |
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No one?
What about the "Current Mrs. Gt"? |
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He said no-one , that's why it is the current mrs. GT. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Yeah, well I'm not risking it again to confirm my experience. I clicked the link, then "Assassin", and then I picked a celebrity to assassinate and I got into some kind of pr0n0 browser trap.
And for the Last time, we are not strange. *Dogscoff releases a few of the tiny, but highly trained crustaceans. "Wanyes, go and show that Timstone who's strange." The ninja-shrimp salute and immediately spring off in Timstone's direction, brandishing ickle swords and tiny wee throwing stars. As Timstone laughs at the diminutive attack, Wayne leaps bravely into his mouth and starts chopping up Timstone's tongue. Meanwhile, Wayne is hacking away at Timstone's achilles tendon while Wayne has made his way up his trouser leg and is making busy on his tackle with a garrotte. |
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I'm sure you guys know,
mac would not knowingly post something like that. |
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Gryph, that sounds like you're trying to deny us our cartoon-style revenge.
*Dogscoff releases five more Waynes with orders to violently assault Gryphin. |
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Yep, that is why is it is the current Mrs GT, unfortunately, she also has a very good memory for account numbers and seems to be a diva at discovering my passwords
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Yes my friend, a women with computer knowledge is a dangerous thing. GT, Your wife could bring the end of civilisation as we know it.
Think about it, account numbers and passwords!!! That means she has access to all your accounts on the internet and to your bank account http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif No wonder GT demands his profit margin to be high, i mean a women with money is very dangerous, especially with YOUR money, i can't imagine how much he loses per year http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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You know what is more dangerous than a woman with money, heh?
A woman without money! They do EVERYTHING to get their claws on money, no matter the cost... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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The current Mrs GT is a successful woman in her own right and certainly does not need me to finance her lifestyle... she just needs me to pay the mortgage, the finance on the cars, the utility and council bills and her credit card, oh and to fund the new bathroom and extension we are having built.....
I worked out once that it costs about £800 per month to maintain the current Mrs GT, the cost alone in hair extensions is about £50 per month and as for her wine bill!!!! Grumble, whinge, moan what it means is that the Last 'treat' I bought myself was a £10 CD. I typically spend about £120 per month on myself of which £80 is the fuel and parking bill for work.... Women are expensive hobbies and even when they work themselves, are still expensive hobbies |
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GT, Honest, I had nothing to do with giving her your passwords.
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Lol Mrs GT is the power behind gryphin!! GT run for it before she converts you to the "dark side"
*Gryphin walks in with a mask on breathing heavily* |
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Behind a strong man always stands a strong woman.
Women are often the power behind the throne. |
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Yeah, unless your bill gates, i don't think he has a wife
*repeatedly beats the bill gates clone in the corner* You lucky son of... |
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Bill Gates marred about 4 years ago.
I can't remember who or what. More news was generated about their new home than her. My mother always said: "Behind every sucsessful man there is a Woman, Pushing Old song: "She who rocks the cradle rules the world" And as Rudyard Kipling put it: http://www.windingstream.com/favorit...emaleOfSpecies [ October 17, 2002, 12:33: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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Maybe the current GT is in fact the real force behind the cantina. Myabe she in fact is the leader of the secret feminist Version of the CIA i mentioned in the "thread that never dies"! Maybe, dare i say it, Mrs GT In fact owns Tigg-scoff and GT is just a puppet leader
Arrrhgggghhhhh We will be hunted down and slapped round the head with a huge hadock!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Bill gates married??? Woah i bet its some female android that he will murder by installing windows software on it. Ahh i can just picture it now *dream sequence* Mr Gates, would your supreme excellency like a cup of cofee, Ummm I have just performed and illegal operation bzzzzt *bill gates android wife blows up!* [ October 17, 2002, 12:35: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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Too much damn talk about women!
Too much damn cartoon violence! Too much Tazs and barrys! GET THE DRAFT! |
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Also, if you should make such comments again, you shall be late. Late as in dead. That's right. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif [ October 18, 2002, 04:43: Message edited by: TerranC ] |
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Also, if you should make such comments again, you shall be late. Late as in dead. That's right. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oooo, did I say on YOUR tab? What I really meant was MY tab. I just wasn't typing right. That's all... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif |
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Hmmmm, due to cashflow problems in the cantina and Taz drinking all the profits (where is that red hot poker hand cannon?), I am seriously considering barring all tabs from the cantina in future..
Those FBW's have to be paid in hard currency you know, as does the booze suppliers |
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Attention:
There is no truth to the rumor that mac was seen with Liz Hurly. |
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Super Idea:
Cantina_AI Wouldn't a Cantina_AI be a bLast to create and play against? Who wants to team together and do it? |
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I just finished reading the entire old cnatina thread in 3 hours, and my life will never be the same again. As for the cantina ai i think GT's formidable cats should design the name files and help design the ships. After all the fear a whiskas chicken battle ship can drive in to poeples hearts is underestimated, never mind a Kit E Kat dreadnought or the brekkies troop transport. that had me laughing for hours
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Liz Hurly..... OH YAAAA...... JOY TO THE WORLD,
I'LL NEVER TELL (Mac grins) Mac orders a double breakfast with all the trimmings and puts it all on GT's tab. Have to get it in before tabs are cancelled. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Gryphin I'm willing to give it a try just some ideas Mac |
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How about THE SWILLING BREWSKI BATTLECRUISER
(always has the happiest crews) just some ideas mac |
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But the poorest accuracy. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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Raging Deadstar, you have not even known fear until you have seen a "Purina Chicken nibbles" class assault cruiser hoving into you, closely followed by its escort of "Whiskas Singles with Gravy" destroyers (the "whiska singles with jelly" class are conformed as long range scouts), flanking a "Science Diet Kitten Special" class carrier, launching squadrons of "Domestic British Short Haired" class attack fighters (and maybe even a "Furball" class shuttle as well)
Tremble as the "Domesticus Kitticatticus" class dreadnought blows away its foes, wet yourself as the "bacardi breezer tomcat" battleship smashes all opposition I am getting carried away... Raging Deadstar, women can never be sport (except for the athletic ones who can crack coconuts between their thighs)..... Guys, we are on a 5 second countdown to end of tabs following which all must be settled and every other transaction is cash only 5 |
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*In light of the imminent withdrawal of all tab services, Dogscoff forms the "Cantina Credit Company."
Open an account with us and we will immediately pay for your drinks in cash, effectively allowing you to still have a tab. We will record your expenditure, add a moderate fee and collect your payment at the end of each month. Unpaid accounts at the end of the month are subject to a 45% APR interest charge. Anyone with an unpaid account at the end of a second month will be invited to discuss their finances with our "credit enforcer of the month", a highly trained financial advisor drawn from a pool (literally) of various radioactive, enlarged, mutated, cybernetically- enhanced, heavily- armed and very aggressive sea-creatures. *Kerching* |
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RN hurrys up and starts bringing in junk to place in the organic converter to get the minerals in order to pay his tab. Which isn't THAT high since he was FORCED to pay it a few weeks ago. He finishes loading everything in and recieves 300,000 minerals for his junk. "Dang, didn't know I had that much 'crap' laying around."
He then promtly pays GT and walks out of the cantina. Crying due to the fact that tabs won't be around much longer. |
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