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The sons of Grom prepare to make their final stand. Shin, we are removing all spies from your forts. In return, we ask that you bring you your pretender for one last showdown at our last remaining citadel.

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Didn't he do it already? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Urapara - MA newbie PBEM game [starting]
 

The mighty Malaranthus laughs at this challenge. Ulm is no longer a worthy opponent, its so-called god brought down, pounded into dust and strewn into the sea. Soon only the keep of Ulm will remain as the last and powerful symbol of the former ulmish oppression. So, go back, ambassador, and live out your few remaining days knowing you will never again ...arrrgggghhlll... *sickening crunch of neck snapping*

What is this nonsense?! I, Malaranthus, never refuse a challenge. But Grom and his prophet are long dead. So who is this mortal who has the courage to stand against a god?

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The Last Prophet of Grom, and High Captain of the Remaining Order of Black Knights of Ulm issues this request. We wish to die with honor crossing blades with our oldest enemy, rather than grow old and waste away in this cursed ocean front citadel.

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REJOICE URAPARA!! Miracle of miracles!
If only Grom were alive to see...
The Last Legion of Ulm has won its first victory ever against Shinuyama's regiment that has tormented Ulm since the earliest of days. Many 3-star trolls and crack samurai archers were put to the blade, and that rascal Malaranthus was sent running with greybeard between his evil little legs. How close we were to cleaving him in two...

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Heh, all that Knights made my Dominions crash...

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That was battle to Malaranthus' liking, vastly outnumbered by the enemy and yet putting most of them to the sword. Too bad Malaranthus didn't receive some battle scar. It would've looked nice on all the statues erected for him after his ascension to true godhood.

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After that turn we have a break, till I get back on net. I am 99% sure it will be on Monday, there is slight chance it will be 1-2 days later or even on Sunday. If I won't be able to get on net I will surely go into cafe and send turns from there.

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Upon closer review, most Ulmish casualties were victims of our own semi-blind smiths trying to fire off bladewinds into the darkness.

Anyway, Ulm will now quietly slip away into defeat (though we will try to chase Malaranthus and give him that scar he so craves. And I know exactly what to cut off if we can catch him again, and it won't be his beard!)

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Well, Abysians, we see that not all horrors come in the waking world, but also in the realm of sleep. We give you our condolences regarding the death of Belial, murdered in a nightmare by 166 Freddie Kruger look-alikes. We understand that it was quite a mess awaiting his personal servants when they came into his bed chambers that morning. But, then again, he got what he deserved.

{Hmm, what do Abysians sleep on -- stone beds? Being so hot must cause awful back pains.}