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Re: Figment - Early Game (Sign Up Now!)
I think the diplomacy in this game would make great reading in an AAR, if anyone can actually work out what the heck is going on....
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Re: Figment - Early Game (Sign Up Now!)
Oceania is just sad because all our popcorn is wet and soggy. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
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Re: Marverni prospers
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Here I come Sauro! All my apes are gathering, all my long bows are ready. My demons are hungry and the gold is gleaming from my sacred gorillas! Our goal is to head strait for your capital and to rip down your castle and pillage the provinces to nothingness! Pull back all your forces, marshal all your hosts! If you want to talk terms do it through PM, but do it quick. |
Yargul One-Eye\'s Tale of War
Tis true the words of the Swamp King. Lanka you are the victim of having at least 2 screwy neighbors.
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon17.gif[/img] Gather round the fire and Yargulf One-Eye will tell ye the tale: A particularly inept Van squad led by Stagbold the Flatulent was caught tramping around the Sauro swamps (apparently stealth and glamour were not enough to conceal Stagbold's problem). This initiated a chain of events that led to a web of entangelement so complicated Vanheim almost declared war on itself: Sauro went ballistic on Van, rightfully so, and threatened to turn all of Vanheim into lizard stew. Ths led to Sauro reaching out to Lanka to fight Van, Lanka agreeing to screw Van, Van begging Sauro to forgive Stagbold, Sauro retracting its offer to Lanka, Van declaring war on Lanka for entertaining Sauro's misguided offer, and Lanka threatening to burn Sauro to the ground. And if you can figure that out then you know where we stand. |
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Re: Yargul One-Eye\'s Tale of War
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*note to self: Never negotiate with Don* |
Re: Yargul One-Eye\'s Tale of War
Tir Na N'og resents the total ignoring of their part in the war against Sauromatia. True, we are very weak in the overall scheme of things, but we have killed hundreds of Sauromatians, and repelled several attacks on our capitol by them. Our God Larry is undefeated against them. And we will soon strike back against their oppression of our former provinces.
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Re: Yargul One-Eye\'s Tale of War
Feel the upcoming hurt!
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What PM did I mention? I had more to gain by remaining silent, but would rather defend someone who was accused of being deceitful and whose post referenced me confirming their words! |
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Wasn't Lanka supposed to be banned? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif |
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