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mac5732 June 21st, 2002 03:54 PM

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The names submitted so far for new Location

The Wildfire Saloon
THe Bait, Banter & Brewski Bar
Warpz
The Colony
The EEE & Whistle
Madam Oogls TenTacle House
The BiFrost Lodge
Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & EEE's Head Cantina
ver 1.1
The Starfire Tavern
The Kat Roast Saloon
The Grumpy Kitty Bar & Grill
The Road Kill Cantina
The Krill Bar & Grill
The Wicked & Wild Cu Cuppa
THe Wondering Nomad & Pirate Saloon
The Geritol Refreshment Cantina
The Fluffy Bunnie Cafe

also we need a name for a good bartender or two, anyone have any ideas????

post your ideas, The cut off number should be by
1265 post. Then the vote and best three will be put up for final vote, All ties will be broken by Growltigga and Gryphin since the thread was originally set up for them, That is unless anyone else has better idea, and if this is ok with everyone... post your ideas//recommendations on name or procedure or..

(PS The Geritol Refreshment Cantina has a certain ring to it ya know.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

just some ideas mac

[ June 21, 2002, 18:02: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Saxon June 21st, 2002 04:22 PM

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Tomorrow is the important day for me, Senegal is playing. I hope that the Turks play to their usual standard, not having made a World Cup since 1954. Once we get by them, it is only a few short steps past Brazil and then defeating South Korea in the final. Ahh, the dreams are alive.

tesco samoa June 21st, 2002 10:03 PM

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Eee and wistle

that's my vote....

tesco samoa June 21st, 2002 11:36 PM

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I need a replacement player for the small universe game

The player will play the Draconian Empire

Gryphin June 22nd, 2002 01:40 AM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
Ok, since nobody will vote for the Gerital one, (just to bust the kittys baggies)
I vote for:
The Fluffy Bunnie Cafe
Or:
The Bait and Banter Bar

Atrocities June 22nd, 2002 02:41 AM

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An observation: Star Wars II Attack Of The Clones is faltering at the box office. Not many poeple are singing its prase, and even less are willing to give it a thumbs up.

First a simple question... How many times did you see Star Wars I Phantom Menace in the theater?

A fact: I saw SWE1 PM something on the order of 5 times in the theater. I found that I actually enjoyed it better than EP2 AotC. In talking to people, many of whom hated Ep 1, I have discovered that no one has seen Ep2 a second time yet. Not one person. By this same time after Ep 1 PM had been released, people had seen it 2 or 3 times.

A thought: Perhaps Ep1 was just so new that everyone wanted to see it after a 20 year drout. Or Episode II stinks and people are totally uninterested in it.

I have only seen AotC once, and have no plans on seeing it again any time soon.

[ June 22, 2002, 01:42: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

tesco samoa June 22nd, 2002 03:48 AM

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they both sucked http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif

Sorry AT.

Imagine Lucas made Blade Runner.

DavidG June 22nd, 2002 04:29 AM

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Haven't seen Ep 2 but Ep 1 suffered from the same flaw as most modern action and sci fi films. Lame story, No character developement, really cool FX. I think they spend a billion dollars on special effects and get the best script writers they can for a case of beer and a pizza.

d0b June 22nd, 2002 08:55 AM

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If Germany hadn't already beaten you I would throw in a word of support for Germany v USA http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif .
Now I hope they win against Korea/Spain

TerranC June 22nd, 2002 07:44 PM

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Spain has been beaten.
Italy has been crushed.
Portugal was destroyed.
Poland was another Casualty.

Bring on Germany.
Voeller and Co. can go home crying.

Taz-in-Space June 22nd, 2002 08:03 PM

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How about: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Critter Grill
We could serve roast Tigga & Gryphin steaks!

Also, can the bartender have unlimited free drinks? If so, Taz want job!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Qualifications: Taz drinks alot. (Eats alot too...) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
Taz fast healing cartoon character, for those inevitable barroom brawls. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Taz LIKE fluffy bunny waitresses! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Rollo June 22nd, 2002 08:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
<snip> Qualifications: Taz drinks alot. (Eats alot too...) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
Taz fast healing cartoon character, for those inevitable barroom brawls. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Taz LIKE fluffy bunny waitresses! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Is Taz sure that these are the right qualifications?

Looks to me Taz is better qualified as customer not bartender http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif .

Rollo *hastily chugging some more mead, before really going out to drink

[ June 22, 2002, 19:50: Message edited by: Rollo ]

Rollo June 23rd, 2002 02:24 AM

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I totaly drubnken Viking enters the bar.
Hey , where is anybody? Rtas, the cantina is deserted.

* Rollo, just coming home from the "Kieler Woche" the worlds biggist sailing (and maybe drinking) event, orders another beer befoer going to bed.

(never mind me, Iam wasted, by tomorrow I#ll probsably regret I even poseted this)

Prost,
Rollo

mac5732 June 23rd, 2002 02:42 AM

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ahh, I'm glad to see everyone dropping in and indulging themselves with some good old brewskis or two, "bartender bring me a ice cold brewski, and a small pizza, yells mac, as he puts out his gryphin pizza traps, (portable rose bushes) chains the pizza box to the table, puts up his feet, leans back and relaxs, sigh, will miss this old place, he thinks to himself as he contemplates the move to a new location. At least the fluffy bunnies are coming with us, Sigh, he sips his brew and remineces about all the shananigans that took place here over the Last several months, sigh........ Maybe it'll become an historical landmark he thinks to himself,

Hmmmm, Taz has volunteered for bartender, I wonder how good he is at keeping tracks of who's tabs are whose.......and Rollo, appears to be enjoying himself as well.... will the new place be as interesting, will it be exciting, will the story continue.......... only time will tell

a relaxing mac

[ June 23, 2002, 01:47: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Rollo June 23rd, 2002 02:56 AM

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Rollo wakes up from a little slumber. Wakes up. smells pizza. sees mac. sharpens his axe...

(btw, I am on gamesnet.net #se4 right now)

Rollo June 23rd, 2002 02:59 AM

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Rollo walks over to macs table. trying to hide his grat axe behind jis back he puts on an innocent smile: "hey mac, can you spare a slice?"

Rollo June 23rd, 2002 03:19 AM

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Hmm, mac obviously left his table unattented. Rollo swings his axe and break the chain that ties the pizza box to macs table. Rollo takes the box and walks over to his table. "hmm, better take care of this before gryphin tries to swipe it..". Rollo starts munching.

(damn, now iam hungry)

mac5732 June 23rd, 2002 03:54 AM

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Mac comes back to his table after using the cantina's facitlities, what the...., hmmmm, mac mutters to himself, he quickly looks around trying to locate the gryphin, he sees Rollo over at a cornor table munching on something, probably a calzone, waves, then continues to look for the gryphin, he cks the rose bushes, nothing broken, no blood, hmmmm, The gryphin's not a round, that diabolicol pizza napper, probably outside somewhere eating my pizza.... Mac calls over a fluffie bunnie and orders another brewski and small pizza.. not this time he mumbles to himself, when the pizza arrives, he quickly looks around, then pulls out 2 bottles and puts Tescos hot sauce on half and Puke's sauce on the other half, then he sits back sipping his brew, ok gryphin, lets see how well you like digesting this pizza, he contemplates smiling to himself.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

a smiling brewski sipping mac

Gryphin June 23rd, 2002 05:37 PM

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steps into the cantinna, sees the tempting pizza, notes the sause on it, walks inocently up to mac
How's it going old man.
Casualy flips a lighted match onto the sause covered pizza, watches a it errupts in a very satifying flame.
Bon Appattie

mac5732 June 24th, 2002 04:34 AM

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THE NEW CANTINA NAME POLL HAS BEEN PUT UP, EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE FOR YOUR 3 CHOICES.

I hope I listed all those mentioned, If I missed one please let me know

(PS, Gryphin, you foul fiend, you ruined another good pizza, just wait you lurking guru..LOL)

just some ideas mac

tesco samoa June 25th, 2002 01:10 AM

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tesco wonders in and turns the lights back on.

tesco samoa June 25th, 2002 01:16 AM

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Also.... load your empires asap.
I am placing a dead line here. Have them loaded by Friday.

tesco samoa June 25th, 2002 02:20 PM

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interesting first half. Our telecast changed from tsn to cbc. We have different sportcasters telling the game. Man there horrible. Sounds like The two Ronnies minus the humour and good writting. I want to mute it but the Koreans fans have great chants

TerranC June 25th, 2002 10:14 PM

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Well, at least we can accept this defeat with dignity and leave with good acomplishments:

1. actually won a game
2. got up to the semi finals
3. took down Spain, Portugal, Italy (And no, we didn't influence or bribe any of the refs.)
4. got further than japan
5. brought millions of dollars into the economy.

The defeat is just a wee shame.

Chardo Mon June 26th, 2002 12:29 AM

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Ho Mon, long time away... Now what was going on??? Hmmph, I'll just ask the Fluffy Bunny Waitress. I think she'll like to get into a nice chat, and she'll really like the tip after getting me a pint O Guiness from the tap, with another behind it....

{{So FBW, anything happening here while I was gone? :::innocent, cuddly smile::: ummm... hmmmm... uh,hu yup, OH! Wow! Really??? Ohhhhh oooohh hmmmm... Really? Excellent! WaHoo!! ROFL.. yes OK, more?? Hehehehe AAAaahehehehe. Those boys!!!!! Please stop, Stop! First another pint then more story please FBW, yes of course keep the tip. Aaahhh so they do anything else :::sheepish grin::: WAaaahoooo The boys!! Please understand FBW, as British writer George Mikes (1912 - 87, bow)wrote once:

"When people say England, they
sometimes mean Great Britain,
sometimes the United Kingdom,
sometimes the British Isles, - but
never England."

Hehe. Great fun none the less}}

Ssssllurrrppppp.... ahhhhhhhhh..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Rollo June 26th, 2002 01:11 AM

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* Rollo leaves the cantina fully equiped to watch the big game.

EIN RUDI VÖLLER...
... ES GIBT NUR EIN RUDI VÖLLER...
EIN RUUUUUDIIIIII VÖÖÖÖÖÖÖLLER.
ES GIBT NUR EIN RUDI VÖLLER.

mac5732 June 26th, 2002 03:32 PM

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So far 32 members have voted in the new name poll, the voting will end Friday at Midnight, hopefully everyone will vote by then. The 3 winners will face off against the current name since we've had a number of requests in this regard.

The highest results so far

The EEE & Whistle 8
The Colony 7
The Fluffy Bunny Cafe 6
The Grumpy Kitty Bar & Grill 6
The Krill Bar & Grill 6
The Road Kill Cantina 6

congrats to those whose teams did well in the cup race, some hard fought games... Everyone deserves a drink and pizza on the HOUSE's TAB, just let the Fluffy Bunnies know and they'll fill you up....

Just some ideas mac

tesco samoa June 26th, 2002 04:08 PM

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Confession

Some good Irish humour for you (even if you're not Irish). Enjoy!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six
months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman." The priest sighs.
"Is that you, Tommy O'Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, 'tis I." "And who might
be the woman you were with?" "I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would
ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later,
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Bridget
O'Shanter?" "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her." "Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
"My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona Mallory, then? "Please, Father, I
cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast
lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that but, you've sinned, and you
must atone. Be off with you now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His
friend, Sean, slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Five more good leads", says Tommy.

mac5732 June 26th, 2002 04:19 PM

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Tesco, LOL, brightened up my day....

looked for ya Last nite in the chat.

don't forget to order your pizza and brewski on the house, (this doesn't happen that often http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

just some ideas mac

mac5732 June 26th, 2002 06:17 PM

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GrowlTigga has asked me to let everyone know that he will be off the air for several days...

just some ideas Mac

Chardo Mon June 26th, 2002 10:34 PM

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Of the top names, The EEE & Whistle is my favorite. I like to get away from that US term Bar & Grill. Makes me think the patrons are belived to be to slow to know what the establishment is for.

I don't know what the Whistle is for. I'll just ask the first time I stop in, may help break the ice.

dogscoff June 26th, 2002 11:48 PM

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In olde days in Britain, drinking vessels in pubs would have a small whistle built into the handle. When you needed more beer, you'd "whistle for it" That's where the term comes from. Also "wet your whistle"

Not that that's why I picked the "EEE and whistle". It just has a nice pub sound to it=-)

TerranC June 27th, 2002 12:46 AM

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The EEE and whistle sounds familiar.
Nice and warm, has that rusty ethereal character with it.

Of course, I just go to a pub named Ship and Anchor so...

tesco samoa June 27th, 2002 02:32 AM

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Hey Mac I joined another small map game called
A shattered peace.

So if you want to fight it out.... I will see you there.

P.S. This invite is to all who read this thread.

Atrocities June 27th, 2002 03:44 AM

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Don't you just hate how a good day can turn into a bad day instantly? I hate it. I absolutely f***ing hate it.

All it takes is one person getting mad about the dumbest thing, and poof, game over. Put on the pout face and start the yelling screaming match.

Like I said, I hate it. That is why we must all expect our days to be bad from the get go. That way when they turn to ****, we won't be surprised.

Nothing good Last, everything bad does. Does this depress you? It does me.

Sorry, I had to vent.... women

Atrocities June 27th, 2002 03:40 PM

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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Thanks. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

mac5732 June 27th, 2002 04:47 PM

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I'm similiar to Tesco, (thats scary), I try to live every day as it might be my Last, Yes sometimes the arguments and yelling are going to happen and its depressing, especially afterwords, but one must live with that as part of life's obstacles. The main thing is to be careful in what you say so you don't regret it afterword. Remember words can hurt and once said can never be taken back. Its hard when this happens, but you must learn to live with it, if you don't, then you are making it harder on yourself. Sometimes, what I do, when I want to yell or give a barb back, is bite my tongue and just walk into another room and mumble to myself, this doesn't always make you feel good, but sometimes is the best thing to do. However, I am not always successful and then the regret will set in, but I try very hard. I'm basically easy going and this does help and I try not to let it get to me.... I don't know if this helps, but, always try to have a good day, you never know when it might be your Last and then its to late and what's been said or done is out of reach.

good luck and like Tesco said, have a good day..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

just some ideas mac

tesco samoa June 27th, 2002 10:01 PM

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link of the day.......

http://www.compusmart.com/Default.as...LN7f7Dr3620845

It's a surprise

tesco samoa June 28th, 2002 01:54 AM

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Not I my friend. I enjoy every day. Occasionaly Tesco must cry ( like when Ray Bourque raised the cup Last year ) but most days Tesco's motto is F*&^ it two s**&^ in a bucket. and be very polite to everyone. And if I get mad, i go quiet and think out exactly what I am going to say so there is only a responce and not insults etc...

People need time to adjust to that style but it works ( so far )

I just figure in the day to day activities of life there is nothing to worry about. Because the bad stuff will jump out of nowhere and you will have to deal with them then.

And have a good investment plan.

tesco samoa June 28th, 2002 01:55 AM

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And....

I hope today is a good day for you.

Growltigga June 28th, 2002 09:29 AM

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Right, camera pans from outside left over battered cantina building. Camera pans back and shows mighty tigga, albeit battered, bleeding and very broke striding purposefully up to the main entrance

camera down shows inside the cantina, door is forcefully kicked open, and tigga strides in, looking herioc, powerful (and battered, bleeding and broke), fluffy bunny waitresses take one look at Tigga, look back at Saxon and Gryphin and run over to crouch at tigga's feet declaiming "how nice it is for a real man to be back etc".

Tiggas say hello to everybody and gives everybody present of dried squid, save for fluffy bunny waitresses who get a good time.

Phew, the Last month has been hectic, expensive but incredible. My hat goes off to South Korea and Japan for setting out and running and amazing world cup. It has been brilliant. I always promised myself I would go to the first world cup I could afford to. I cant afford it (this month has cost me about £12K) but it was brilliant. England's performance was excellent and overall, I am happy

At least we were beaten by the team that is most likely to win the whole tournament.. sorry Esel and Rollo, Germany I feel have had an easier run than most to this stage (Saudi Arabia, an underperforming Cameroon, a plucky talented Ireland, South Korea (not THAT good) USA?) - England had to face Nigeria, Argentina and Denmark? not quite the same!

Either eway, Sunday's match is going to be a good one

You north americans should really get behind your team.. you have some good players, some good tactics and a real team spirit.. you also have some of the most jingoistic supporters I have ever seen as well as a couple of the most arrogant players I have ever seen (someone hit Landon Donovan), but overall, well done

The laughing side of all this is that I am currently laid up home and on strict orders not to get out of bed.. unfortunately, my pc is downstairs and I can only get on it when the Swamp Thing is out of the house - she is currently getting her hair (or warts) done so I have this brief window of opportunity.. for those interested, I had a rupture whilst travelling which led to internal bleeding, chucking up blood and all sorts of nasties so I am currently lieing here with 8 stitches in mt side after what the doctor describes as "keyhole surgery". "Keyhole?" my arse, I thought keyholes were small and this doctor obviously has a house with a fist sized lock on the front door - I am waiting to get well and then will visit him with trusty swiss army knife and knitting yarn to show him what 'bumhole surgery" is

c'est bon être revenu la maison mes enfants

tesco samoa June 28th, 2002 03:28 PM

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Rollo. Please tell us about your wild week.

mac5732 June 28th, 2002 03:29 PM

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Time is Running out for Voting on Cantina Name...
So, anyone who hasn't voted yet, please vote by Midnight tonight......

So far the 3 top vote getters out of 33 memembers who voted

The EEE & Whistle 8
The Fluffy Bunny Cafe 7
The Colony 7

GT, glad your feeling somewhat better, don't get caught sneaking downstairs to your pc http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif , you don't want your power cord getting cut...

take care and speedy recovery

just some ideas Mac

Jmenschenfresser June 28th, 2002 03:30 PM

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US soccer is a big question mark. We need to send more of our players to play full time in Europe...like the rest of the damned world.

Perhaps we already do. I don't have the slightest idea. Took me all of the previous world cup to figure out what results in a corner kick.

And we need soccer riots...how can your team win without them?

dogscoff June 28th, 2002 03:36 PM

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Welcome back 'tig.

*Dogscoff gives Growltigga a hearty, friendly slap.

Oh... sorry... was that your surgery scar..?

Gryphin June 29th, 2002 01:28 AM

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tesco,
I sent you my emp and ship set.
I guess I can up load them myself tonight if you prefer.
I note the MGT is out of action so I don't see much happening.

tesco samoa June 29th, 2002 01:36 AM

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jezz. tigga. Rest and recover Please.

tesco samoa June 29th, 2002 03:08 PM

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13 more pages to go then we hit 100 pages....

Also has anyone wathced the 20 meg lord of the rings trailer. Cool.

Growltigga June 29th, 2002 03:20 PM

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(Grendel is off having her scales varnished)

Tigga finally stops howling after Dogscoff has patted him on the incision. Whilst Dogscoff is in the loo, Tigga calls Acme Medical Supplies and gets them to airdrop (a la Bugs Bunny or Roadrunner) a large syringe full of Serum X, that famed highly powered chili based laxative.

When Dogscoff returns from eating poos, Tigga persuades one of the Fluffy Bunny Waitresses to, ahem, divert Dogscoff's attention and whilst El Scoffo is dribbling at the Kylie-esque "Cant Get you Out of My Head" dance going on in front of him (Kylie wrote that for Growltigga by the way), Tigga proceeds to inject him with Serum X.

Syringe is (safely and responsibly) disposed off, TIgga sits backs, watches El Scoffo beaming like a dribbling Dorset yokel and waits for the rumbling to begin..

It doesn't take long and with a frrenzied scream and sprint to the loo, we have ERUCTATION!!!!

Having moved all available cash to an off-shore tax haven, Tigga eyes the Cantina and cannot help but feel a teardrop swell in the corner of his eye... "It was fun whilst it Lasted" thinks the Mighty Cat "but all good things must come to an end"..

Luckily the Great Kat has planned for this very moment, little known to the other denizens of the bar, Tigga has buried 50 tons of TNT in the large vat of dogpoo outside the back of the Canitna and unless Dogscoff has really been eating lots of the chilli, there should be enough left to really raise the roof... failing which, there is also Tigga's own strategic defence platform in geosynchronous orbit over the Cantina and surely a combined bLast of gamma and x-ray lasers should be enough to kick off a suitable insurance claim?.. failing which, Mac has been steadily drinking nitroglycerine since he came to the bar and all we would need to do iss turn off his pacer

[ June 29, 2002, 14:34: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

TerranC June 29th, 2002 09:15 PM

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*watches the disgusting and intentional drugging of cantina members by Growltigga*

...

I'll have a Deluxe Pizza please...

*keeps watching the cantina members explode and wretch in horror*


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