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Yeah, give that to me, I could use it on Puke.
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Ashton tosses it over to StrategiaInUltima.
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Strategia catches it
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Enough of the instant messanger style conversations, let other people have a turn. I deem a new rule, 2 people cannot post more than 4 times in a row.
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Strategia takes his new hammer and proceeds to smash Ashton into the ground
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Ooh, I'm dead?
More fun! *The smoke curling up from the scorch mark drifts together, then forms a vague form, somewhat like an intelligent mouse, with red, glowing eyes. The form cackles madly, then red flames rush out of it's eyes, engulfing Strategia. When the flams clear, Strategia's eyes are also glowing red and his/it's skin has taken on a decidedly unhealthy palor. And the hammer is back in Narf's? hands. 'Now go forth, my creation! GO FORTH, AND DESTROY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!' |
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Aaaaaaaaah! Run!
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With glowing red eyes, the new zombie-monster closes in on Ashton. Having nowhere to run, he cowers, trying to defend himself from the unstoppable giant in front of him.
The zombie picks him up with one hand and carries him to his master, Narf. "Master..... here he is. Do I need to do it now or do you want to gloat?" Ashton cowers even more and turns white. Narf thinks real hard about it, but eventually gives the zombie a nod. Frightened, Ashton tries to squirm his way out of the zombie's grip, but it cannot be done. The zombie reaches downward, then pulls his hand up again, over Ashton's head. "WEDGIE!!!!!" |
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Ow...
Ashton blasts the StrategiaInUltima zombie at point blank with an anti-proton gun, then walks off. |
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/me sews the StrategiaZombie up, then installs a phased shield pack...He didn't need those organs anyway.
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The zombie looks at the smoking hole. Unharmed but very pissed off, he grabs Ashton by his undies (the part between his pants and his head) and pulls him back.
Ashton grabs his AP blaster again, but the zombie grabs the barrel and bends it effortlessly. "You are starting to make me angry. You don't like me when I'm angry." |
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Ashton takes out a molecular disintergrator, sticks it into the zombies stomach, and presses the big red button on it. StrategiaInUltima is promptly vaporized into subatomic particles.
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*In the meantime, the Narf-Wraith has floated up behind Ashton. Within seconds, there is a new zombie...
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Ashton is shocked, and wakes up out of Narf's trance. Ashton sticks the disintergrator down Narf's throat, and presses the big red button.
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Nothing happens.
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I need a mage! Someone cast a wall of force or something on Narf!
EDIT: Wrong target, Einstein... EDIT: EDIT: Narf is the one taking people over. |
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Gandalf (not any user, the LOTR Gandalf the White) appears, and swings his staff.
Ashton is thrown back by the force of magic, and lies semiconsciously against a wall. |
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Not Einstein, Gandalf! And I didn't say he should do it. He ust attacked the one that looked the most dangerous - and I must say that you look like the kind of person either crazy or megalomaniacally anough to "push the button".
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/Me walks in slowly during above said happenings and places egg shaped spheroid in middle of action and backs out. When a safe distance away, me pushes really big red button. Above said squabling person are enveloped in anti-matter disintigration field, tearing them apart on teh sub-atomic level in mere seconds.../
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/me no longer has a body, so /me is not a wraith.../me is a ghost!
/me haunts Kerensky. |
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/Me starts to hear voices in head and runs in circles./
See sig.. |
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I don't feel like turning into a zombie or a ghost when I die. I wonder if I can turn into a fossil. Maybe if I lie down in some lava I might become petrified when the lava solidifies?
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It's a special Narf power.
Along with coming back to life from ashes if soaked (Dehydrated Narf - Just add water), getting stronger from eating cheese and growing to eight feet tall. As well as cartoon properties. |
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.....No Kamog, you would turn into a hollow area inside the lava. The silhouets of the victims of Pompeii are plaster casts of the hollow areas where people died.
Strategia is cloned by his fleet, and his memories reinstated as he always has a permanent link to a secure memory bank. "Sooo..... Narf turned me into a zombie, Ashton blasted my stomach out and Kerensky annihilated me with antimatter? CHARGE UP THE PLASMA LAUNCHERS!!!!!" |
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The mystical device in another universe reinstates Ashton's molucules to the instant before the antimatter device went off.
I only blew a hole in you because you were a zombie... Ashton dumps water on Narf's remains, with the hammer on top. |
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"Doesn't matter. I'm still pissed off."
The plasma launchers open fire. The burning red teardrops come screaming down, searing a path clear through the atmosphere. The first plasma bomb hits Ashton squarely on the head. The plasma explosion instantly vaporizes the little freak, sending him to the land of the dead again in endless agony. The rest of the plasma bombs sear the Narf remains so well, that it is simply a pile of random matter, not the remains of anything. Narf is no more (but is sure to come back). "Comms officer..... open a channel to the Dimensions of Death." From the blank screen, Ashton can be heard, screaming in agony..... |
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Actually I would be singing Hallaluah...
Ashton pops back again from his Clone-a-matic machine. He dumps water on Narf's random matter, to bring it back. |
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You're in a hell-like place of emptiness and agony. You wouldn't be singing Halleluah.
Narf's random matter is now just a lifeless pile of random matter, no longer Narf's pile of random matter. It is lifeless, and the only way to get the mouse back is by fetching him from another dimension. |
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*/me tiptoes to "another dimension" and grabs Narf by the ear and yanks him thru the transdimensional transmogrifier.
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Thank you. Narf will thank you. Now then...
Ashton launches a guided cream-puff towards StrategiaInUltima. |
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'Oh, hi, it's me again. I integrated all of myselfs in other dimensions a while ago.'
Within seconds, the spaceways are crowded with a number of Narf's equal to X*1, X being a percentage of infinity. Soon, space is crowded with the strangest assortment of personal weaponry and transportation seen in X*1/N years, N being infinity. About half a second after that, Strategia is atomized and turned into a frizbee. |
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As Strategia has been turned into a frisbee, the guided cream pie now follows a flying object. Cleverly manipulating air flows, Stratefrisbee moves to behind Narf.
The cream pie hit and erased all the copy-cat Narfs..... |
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Sorry Narf! At least you're still alive!
Ashton grabs StrategiaInUltima, and throws him to a dog. |
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Stratefrisbee manipulates air flows again and zooms past the dog. He then moves on to annoy Ashton by flying close to his ears and getting away when he thrashes at him.
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Ashton gets so sick of the frisbee that he gets out his pulse cannon rifle and takes aim. The pulse misses barely, and Stratefrisbee believes it is time to run and get his own form back again.
Traveling to another dimension, the original Strategia is reinstated and returns, pretty pissed off..... |
In Limbo
In another dimension, a frisbee hits Ruatha's head.
-Thanks, atleast it's not a shoe! |
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* Narf's is mildly annoyed by a cream pie - But their work here is done, so they leave.
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Charge up the WMG!
Has anyone noticed that Wave-Motion Guns have almost the same abbriviation as Weapons of Mass Destruction? WMDs, and WMGs... |
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/kerensky travells back to his orbital bombardment facility via transporter beam to think out his next act of mass destruction.....
While waiting, throws several kegs of Romulan Ale to the squabling creatures on the planet surface./ (couldn't resist the ST reference, just finished watching some.) |
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WMG=Weapon of Mass Gooiness. A weapon that disintegrates organic matter into a pile of glop.
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Strategia fetches a fleet of COMCAs and blasts Kerensky's orbital bombing base into oblivion.....
.....after taking all leftover Romulan Ale kegs ofcourse. |
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/Being an energy being... Kerensky reforms himself and puts into action his previously made plan. Transporting each of the members so far ensued in the commbat, he places them and himself in an enourmous maze, equiped with only an APB and their own imaginations.../
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ps. - the maze is multi level and has two switch points which randomly shift the pattern of the maze. Weapon upgrades are available at kiosks in teh maze. There is one kiosk per level.
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10k views
In case nobody noticed, the thread passed 10k views.
I'm not even going to try reading anything here... |
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That's why it was called The Race to Infinity for a time until it was renamed again to The Race to Insanity. It is a pure nonsense thread.
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Hmm these threads do not mean what they used to. This nonsense thread will never come close to how great the Name Changing Thread of old was. The type of nonsense back then was by far better. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]
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IT LIVES! And woohoo, we passed 10,000 posts! Time for a song...
Ooo hoo, ooo hoo hoo... Ooo hoo, ooo hoo hoo... Ooo hoo, ooo hoo hoo... Ooo hoo, ooo hoo hoo... People post stupid posts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif |
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wtf are you talking about man? 10k posts? we're still near 1k3 posts!
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Oh you mean views.....
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Did anyone else notice that the site was down yesterday???
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