Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Hey, I have a great idea, let's use Primitive's nadgers as pucks (let's face it, he doesn't need them) for the new cantina all-stars, all-comers, "let's-hope-the-bloody-australians-dont-start-playing-this-game-too" new exciting bar game....

Taz Hockey!!

The idea is, one of our brave patrons uses a hockey stick to try and propel Primitive's love-balls across the cantina dancefloor into a goal...

Trying to stop it as 3 of Taz's more feral cousins.. It is best out of 10 tries, the winner gets half an hour free behind the cantina bar, the loser gets chased by Barry, moi, the byzantine hordes, the casts of Brave & the Beautiful and Home & Away, and, horror of horrors, for those Brits amongst us, Carol Vorderman

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Mars Attacks style, Dogscoff's head spontaneously explodes at the sound of country and *shudder*...Country and W... W.... you know, that thing I can't even bring myself to say. (it's even more hard for me to say it now my head is exploded).

Anyone got a head-o-matic I can borrow?

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmm, I didn't mean that quite the way it sounded... I need a device to grow me a new cranium. And some anti-C&W headphones based on the same tech as those blackout shades in HHGTTG.

[ February 24, 2003, 16:37: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Oh sorry to hear that Dogscoff, I have just sent you my new "Swedish" relief machine by parcelpost http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Can't help on the new cranium device. What I can do for you though is let you borrow the red hot poker hand cannon so that you can go and give Garth Brooks and Billy Ray Cyrus a taste of their own medecine.

Leave Shania Twain to Gryphin tho

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Hey, people (and you too Gt!) did you all know that Imperator Fyron has a complete list of SE4 mods now available over at Malfador.com?

Let me be the first to say Congratulations Fyron! Put your next few drinks on my tab!

Cheers!

Edit: Oops here's the url if you care to look-see!
SE4 Mod Listings!

[ February 24, 2003, 18:14: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Slightly (OK, very) OT, but I came across this and thought of you lot: Build a giant super-laser in the privacy of your own home for just $500.

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GT, no way! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I paid good money for her! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

doscoff, 1 "Premium Cranial Reconstructor" (complete with 'NEW' Ultra neuro-pathway enhancer) is on it way to you. I picked up a couple the Last time I was on "Puntherra". I am having 'Xenosmart' (my first officer) bringing it in from the ship. But it is going to cost you.

Ah, Thanks; "X". Get a drink at the bar for yourself and then wait back at he ship.

dogscoff, OK, here it is. That will be 5,000 resources, your choice. It does have a couple other really nice features I will let you find out for your self!

<font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font>

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Paid for her?
Shania is not for sale.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Today I learned to pay more attention to my surroundings.

Went to the Gym for the regular Tusday Endurance (Bike/Spinning) session. Entered the room and I see a Cowboy hat besides the Instructors bike. Had I read the message board lately - no, did the hat make me wonder - nope, did I notice many of the regulars missing - not a chance, did I run screeming from the room - no way.
I just sit quietly down on my bike, minding my own business. Then the instructor comes inn, puts the hat on and says: Wellcome, today we have a special Country and Western theme. (We have these specal themes once in a while, but C&W http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif )

Its starts quietly with the Eagles Desperado as the first warmup tune, and then it gets progressively worse. 2 F..ing hours of pure hell. Any kind of concievable torture involving a banjo was put on that CD player. And even worse: during one song, two of the female arobics instructors (mighty fine looking tho) comes in and does a line-dance exibithion.

I will have nightmares about this for months to come.

Taz, please give me the largest and strongest you got.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

:: hearing primitives tale of woe :::
You poor guy, all that and no scantily clad women dressed in tight spandex to look at?
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