Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

Don't forget the brain damage from smoke!

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

Well Charlie don't surf. And it's a 6ft peak!

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

...No thanks, I already have a penguin.

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

Brain? Yum! Orange Brain juice?

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

Wow, suddenly this place is getting busy... all the regular guys plus the FBW's and a lot of bugs and penguins! With toxic neuro juice all over the floor.

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC! No. Yes. No.
 

"And don't forget the megalomaniac suspended by his heels in the rafters!"

Start changing the topic!
 

Well there aren't that many rafters, or indeed roof, left. Plumbing Pandas keep drop podding in to fix the plumbing, they can't get the parts you know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: No Yes No Maybe Of Course!
 

Agreed, but from now on my ships are going to keep a constant watch over the Cantina and hit any drop pod not registered with the Strategia Armed Forces with a thick cloud of PD. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

There can be only one topic!
 

You think you can beat ultra high speed stealth drop pods? Ha! I invite you to try. And fail!

Phil looks up as another drop pod flies in through the gaping roof.

"Ahhh freshly delivered quatro formagio pizza, my favourite."

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

puke erects a large umbrella over the cantina, shielding it from potential rain. and drop pods.

the umbrella isnt impervious, but it is very springy. all manner of things simply bounce harmlessly off of it.

to demonstrate, puke orders some death-hampster-uberkommandos. they come raceing towards the cantina in their drop pods, and bounce harmlessly off the umbrella to land in the parking lot.

shortly later, there is a polite knock at the door as the death-hampster-uberkommandos use the proper enterence, and begin to order cups (they cant hold a full sized pint) of spaten. soon, there is a merily singing bunch of small furry genocidal crack troops enjoying themselves at the bar.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

A specially sharpened ultra high speed stealth drop pod tears through Pukes umbrella

"Ahh the garlic bread. I wondered were that was."

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

death-hampsters chew off phil's toes as punishment for his escilating twinkery. they leave him a get well card that says "next time come up with a creative post, rather than using a bigger gun."

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

But... without bigger guns, how would you pierce the bigger shield?

Not this topic
 

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

Many Ways. Is the shield Air Tight? No, then use Poison Gas (like that found in the Bar and Grill toilets. Not even I dare go in there!), What material is the shield, is it flammable? Is it strong when not placed under pressure? Could you simply use a pair of ACME gigantic scissors to cut through? Maybe you could throw a black hole under Puke's Feet so he falls through or the wonderful classic "saw a hole underneath them" trick.

There are ways http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

good god, man! theres poison gas in the toilets? what will happen to the loo pygmies?

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 

What loo pyg..... Oh! You mean those decaying little blobs of organic material in the toilets?

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 

I thought someone was just a bit ill. I didn't want to comment, although the Plumbas did complain of bad working conditions.

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

and here i thought it was just a negotiating ploy by those opportunistic unionists.

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

They are shifty buggers, but still they are still Plumbers. It's only the lazy genes of the Panda that stop them being totally unreliable.

In the corner the Plumbas sit eating wood with a sprinkling of cress.

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps Whatever
 

Need meat...

Re: No Yes No Maybe Of Course!
 

carnivorous pandas?

Re: No Yes No Maybe Of Course!
 

No... I need meat. Steak... beef... human meat...

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

I'd stick with the beef if I were you! A little more legal...and moral...

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

Hey, it's not cannabalism if you're not that race, huh?

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

It's not cannabalism if you're caught

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh......
 

I'm a wolf, so meh. It's not cannabalism.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

a FBW feeds ashton some wolf meat, and pretends like its steak.

canibal police peer suspiciously through the windows of the cantina.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

You think I don't have a nose?

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

it was a grain-fed wolf, so the meat smelled like cow.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 

the old one watches the comings and goings of all the different kinds of meats being lobbed around the cantina.... ahhh he mutters, just give me my usualy bacon, eggs, rye toast, hash browns and brewski... he calls one of the FBW's over and places his order... This younger crowd just doesn't know whats good for them. H... the stuff they eat will clean your insides out inside of a minute. He dones his gas mask as he waits for his dinner and pushes a button to enclose his taable in an sealed atmosphere sphere where outside odors aare unable to penetrae..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 

For a wolf you sure talk well...

If I were you, I wouldn't come around where I live. I shoot wolves on sight. Don't think you'd survive a hit from a .308 through the lungs.

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 

They serve Tribble wings here, that's not cannibalism unless you're a Tribble!

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

no, but if it was a clean shot through the lungs, youd leave some good meat. just dont rupture his guts.

id bet that wolf is pretty gamey, though.

Re: Why?
 

Hehe, my AC is too high for you to shoot me. Unless you get a natural 20 though, though I'd still have quite enough HP.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

Finally, another Brit who understands the 11th Commandment. "Thou Shalt Not Get Caught!"

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 

Wolves are not inherently dangerous to humans. Wolves tend to leave humans alone unless they're either A.) very very hungry, B.) traveling in a pack or C.) any combination of the aforementioned. So, wolves tend to be rather harmless unless they've got a ravenous look in their eyes and/or they've brought along the homies.

Wolves are too afraid of us to attack without reserve; a blank cartridge would probably scare any wolf away, unless it's really intent on eating you, at which point it is fair to shoot it.

Yup, animal lover here..... vegetarian too..... except where aliens are concerned, they're fair game to me..... orders a side of Phong rump, fresh from the grill

Hmm, it's getting kinda quiet in here..... maybe I should try to open my own place..... last time with the Won-Ton it provided for some excellent fun, so why not try again? *ducks and runs for the door, dodging shots, thrown weapons and the occasional runaway Tribble*

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC! never...
 

Wait, there's tribbles running around? Why isn't this place filled with them? NullAshton hears the voice of Murphy in the background...

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 

Considering Wolves are pack hunters I think that makes the point moot http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

All very good points Strategia. However, since I grew up on a cattle ranch (and still spend a lot of my time there), the human/wolf interaction is not the only consideration.

We refuse to leave the wolves alone, or just scare them off when they're chowing down on a calf that is in the process of being born.

Bears. Another animal that gets shot around here. Why? Same reason as above, and because a bear will kill you. Just in the past month, a couple people have been killed by bear attacks and a couple more seriously maimed, one quite near to where I live. Disney has been a horrible influence on a generation or two of kids in North America (and most likely beyond). Most kids and adults today think animals are cute, cuddly things to be played with as is portrayed in too many movies. No offense to any city people, but city people are the worst for things like this. They don't have the interaction with these predators, and don't know how dangerous they can be to life and property.

*Hears Strategia mention opening his abomination of a restaurant again*

*Throws a solidly frozen 2 pound Phong Roast at Strategia's head*

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

Wolves are only cuddly as stuffed animals. They're fun to squeeze.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh......
 

I have absolutely no idea why our tribbles dont multiply and take over the place.

Hey, pass those wings.

Nope. No idea at all.

Re: There can be only one Meh!
 

Yeah it all started after that deep fat fryer got installed. Complete mystery really.

"Do you do an endagered species kebab? Cooked on moonrock please."

Damn it that doesn't work does it? I need something more elaborate than moonrock. Something that will stil be expensive and rare in the future...

"An endagered species kebabs, cooked over crude oil please."

Phil, topical bad comedy since quite recently.

Re: There can be only one Meh!
 

hey, youre cooking an endangered species over the juices of several dozzen extinct ones!

pass me some of that!

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

First of all the Won-Ton was not my restaurant, it belonged to RudyHuxtable..... second of all I wouldn't want to resurrect it. Do you have any idea how low the Won-Ton stocks currently ARE?!? No, I'm thinking about opening a new one.

Oh, and thanks for the Phong roast Puke. *takes out a plasma flamethrower and defrosts and deep-fries the roast in under a second* Delicious! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: There can be only one Meh!
 

RD looks at what El_Phil is doing...

Barricade the windows! I hear Greenpeace a comin! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

While you're at it, pass the recipe to the cook will you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: There can be only one Meh!
 

Well Strat if you want both the recipe for the kebabs and the local franchise for the Sofa King Tasty Kebab Emporium. I'm the man to talk to.

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

Hey! I'm the one that threw the roast at you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 

I think the fumes from his plasma gun finally got to his head.