Re: Spam!
 

Hello...

Anyone still posting here?????????????

Re: Spam!
 

Nope. Never. Nobody here. Absolutly not.

Re: Spam!
 

WE ARE NOT POSTING! This is just an illusion created by your mind.

Re: Spam!
 

YOU are an illusion created by your own mind.

Re: Spam!
 

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Re: Spam!
 

Not that again! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Why not?

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Re: [empty post]
 

The cheshire cat grinned.
The master of the chesire cat who grinned, fed him another piece of cheese.
The waitress serving the master of the chesire cat who grinned, that had fed him another piece of cheese, brought more cheese.
The doggy outside the window of the restaurant where the waitress serving the master of the chesire cat who grinned, that had fed him another piece of cheese, who had brought more cheese, peed on a hydro.

Re: [empty post]
 

?

That was pointless...

Re: In Limbo
 

What happened to the hydro?

Re: In Limbo
 

Somebody else PLEASE post here!!!!! I've got 2 "joke" files I want to upload here, but I don't want to violate the 2 posts in a row rule! Somebody? Please?

Re: In Limbo
 

Go on then. But I fear what I may unleash on an unsuspecting board...

Hmm not right, we know what to expect

On an undeserving board..

Nope, we have encouraged you so, so I guess we do deserve it.

Re: In Limbo
 

There's also a post limit on 2 people...

Re: In Limbo
 

SO let me get this right....

Anything anyone posts here is a figment of my imaginantion... I am a figment of imagination... That would explain why I am an imortal energy being...

Re: In Limbo
 

I think one of us is thinking too hard, I'm getting a headache.

Come to the new Won-Ton Violence Takeout Hut!

Re: In Limbo
 

Been awhile since I posted in this thread so I thought I would say Hi.

Re: In Limbo
 

Hi

Re: In Limbo
 

Yes I think I will say Hello as well

Re: In Limbo
 

Hello as well

Re: In Limbo
 

Hi from an imortal-energy-being-who-is-a-figment-of-everyones-imagination-including-my-own

Re:
 

First nonsense file.

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Second nonsense file.

OK I know it's terrible but I created them yesterday when I was bored, and I just thought I'd upload them here.

Re: In Limbo
 

Unless your just imagining that your a figment of your imagination and you are in fact both real and very confused.

Re: Spam!
 

You're imagining that you're a figment of your imagination, but that immagination is also a figment of your imagination. It's OK if you feel paranoid now.

Re: Spam!
 

Circular attempt. Doesn't work. No place for it to be.

Re: Spam!
 

And so his own paradoxical paradox erases him from the very face of existence, in all of spacetime.

Who are we talking about here?

Maps!
 

I believe we just lost Kerensky to a paradox.

'Gentlemen, a toast to Kerensky. A fine member of the forum erased from space time in his prime when he killed by a vicious logical space-time paradox.'

Re: Maps!
 

Is there supposed to be a black hole with swirling gasses around it in this channel where Kerensky used to be?

Re: Spam!
 

Who is this "Kerensky" you talk about? And what do you mean by "erased from spacetime"? I don't know anybody who has been erased from spacetime.

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Ashton bonks Strategia on the head.

Memory in sci-fi isn't affected by someone being erased from space-time, you idiot.

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And Strategia did a paradox too.

Wait a minute...Who's Str...So anyway, who here likes cheese?

Re: Maps!
 

So does this mean I exist in another reality or should I just reform my enrgy being in this one???

Re: Maps!
 

I like cheese, at least I think that this is cheese. It's kinda hard to get used to living in a time/space paradoxial rift.

Re: In Limbo
 

Me paradox? Me no paradox. Me just a small green wrinkled little guy with amazing Force powers.

Re: In Limbo
 

Like Yoda, you do not speak. Practice much, you must, grasshopper.

Re: In Limbo
 

If I keep hearing these voices then I may be forced to accept that some people called Kerensky and Strat may exist. Or I could just repress and deny their existance http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: In Limbo
 

For some people no proof is necessary. for others no proof will suffice.. me,.. I believe, I Believe, I BELIEVE!

but then again I'm strange that way http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Cheers!

P.S. I love Cheeze, can anyone say Kraft Dinner? mmmmmmmm yummy.

Re: In Limbo
 

Unless it's a conspiracy? Secret shadowy agents of the goverment pretending to be posters on this board as part of some vast and complex plan for world domination!

Re: In Limbo
 

I think Strategia got caught in a secret goverment project, and now is on this board 24/7, bonded with the database. Kerensky is now inside a black hole due to his paradox.

Re: In Limbo
 

WHAT?!?! We had a specific agreement! This is *MY* territory!!!!

oops

Re: In Limbo
 

Ha! Rumbled, there's only one thing any right minded person can do when uncovering a conspiracy: Blackmail a decent position in the new world goverment under threat of going public.

So I think Minister for Pubs, Bars and Cantinas would be a fair price for my silence

Re: In Limbo
 

What if they decide to kill you?

Ashton watches the black cars pull up to El_Phil's house.

Re: In Limbo
 

The agents burst into El Phil's house only to discover that he isn't there. Meanwhile in a different country altogether El Phil sits back and laughs.

Ahhh but all I know has been entrusted to various people to be released in the event of my death, disaperance or failure to contact them in the correct manner with the right code.

Re: In Limbo
 

I like cheese too! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Especially Swiss cheese.

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Narf thinks a bit, then presses a button on the NSN Murphy's Law. All but one of the helicopters vanishes in a ball of fire.

Re:
 

Ashton watches from a safe location as something goes wrong with the Murphy's Law, and the reactor suddenly overloads.

You really need to name it something else. How about 'Invincible'?

Re: Spam!
 

/me watches the pretty explosion of the NSN Murphy's Law, reminiscent of the total existence failure of the GSS Titanic, in the early days of Improbability Physics. /Me then goes on to christen my new warship the KCNS Utterly Safe.