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RD: Hey, how could I forget the first person who rated me? You may be younger than me, but you're still one of the most funny people of this cantina and of course you're a regular customer. Thumbs up for you mister! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif Oh yeah, thanks for the pile of temporal research. Erax got it right. We're all trapped beyond the furthest reaches of civilisation and the only man who can save the entire load of cantina visitors is a dude with a gearbox suplemented with a dirty magazine, a bottle of absinthe and the Hellraiser DVD box. Timstone crushes his brain on how to get himself and the rest back to the cantina. Timstone first asks Erax how he got so clean. Erax shows him the small vile with fluid. He uses some and is clean in no time. "Damn, how do we get back again?!" Timstone mumbles to himself. He hears many of the goo covered patrons cursing and swearing. Time is getting a luxury comodity for our hero with the timetraveling gearbox. Tomorrow we continue the short story. Due to a writers block of the author. To be continued... |
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Raging Deadstar walks in to find timstone sitting there with Genghis Kahn, Tutkanhamun and Captain Jean-Luc Picard http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif . That time travelling gearbox certainly has some strange glitches. Genghis is currently talking like a disgruntled barbarian shouting caveman logic at the captain who is looking for his crew.
"Me want food, Me Bop you on head!" "Wheres Mr Spok at times like this?" Timstone shrugs his shoulders and hands each of them some absinthe and waits for the havoc to unfold. |
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A perfectly normal sundaymorning in the cantina. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Asks ol' taz for a drink and wanders off to watch Jean luc Picard and genghis kahn settling their differences in the most time tested method of them all...pillow fight!!!
Yep that absinthe really effected them Wanders over to timstone, our very own time travelling hero, who is now trying to get a line of people back to their time. The line includes the beatles who are brawling in a back corner against bill gates engineering department after a little dispute, a viking is having a conversation with rolo and they seem to be singing old norweigen songs together and taz seems to be arguing with Marvin the Martian over who's the better loony toon... Considering all this timstones right, nothing much different here |
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As to where the Cantina is... well, it's kinda hard to pinpoint it... Ahhh how about: an Extra-Dimensional Space in a Parallal Dimension on the Edge of Cartoonland? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Just a guess from an overworked, slightly tippsy, Tasmanian Devil... P.S. I'm much more loony than that Marvin fellow... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif [ October 27, 2002, 16:24: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ] |
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Take a rest Taz good man. After it you'll be feeling muuuch better.
My writers block is coming to an end now. I think it will be completely dissolved coming monday. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Sorry taz, not really a star trek fan i'm afraid so my puny mind does not know much about star trek cannon, i thought that was some kind of super weapon for a star trek mod at first http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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RD, you must always remember that Growltiggas are dangerous in any terrain or circumstance, and lawyers are just plain expensive.... but then what you are really paying for is MY TIME.. and time is money
Rags, sorry about the crossbow bolts, those genoese mercenarys really are a little trigger happy, actually, some of my lads have a new toy, could you hold this target like sign and go and stand in the carpark, many thanks.. Rags stands in the carpark looking nervously for Barry and fails to spot the dead cow, fired upon a ballistic trajectory from the trebuchet installed by the back door of the cantina, hurtling toward him until it is too late... SPLAT Growltigga pulls out his boys book of history and decides that he needs to have a word with Dogscoff about a potential reinactment of the Battle of Manzikert, but this time with the added twist of flamethrowers, sub-machineguns and comedy clown shoes to really make it a giggle |
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Layers are cunning? Estate Agents are the worst!!!
RD Smiles as the newly arranged boxing ring sits in the games room. Complete with announcer and corner staff. "In the red corner, leader of the deadstar continuum, Raging Deadstar!" *Applause* "And in the Blue corner we have timstone" *silence* Our two brave fighters grab their pillows and stumble across the oil covered ring. Raging Deadstar goes for a left, and then a right and uppercuts timstone with his fluffy weapon. Timstone stumbles back into the ropes, Raging Deadstars ready to deliver the knockout blow when Timstone swings his pillow.... Theres an alimighty clang and RD drops to the canvas, unconcious and out. Timstones arm is raised in victory, in the other hand he lifts his gearbox out of his pillow http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Trajan sits idley by with the remains of his legionaires. Noticing the oily pillow fight between Raging and Timstone, Trajan immediately sends a runner with message to Mr. Tigga.
----The note reads---- "Dear Sir, Two men pillow fighting in an oil covered boxing ring is a bit "out of the ordinary". Might it be possible to get FBW's inside the ring instead of two men? I know that legionaires were infamous for their "diVersions" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif but I think we'd all prefer to see FBW's http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif rather than Deadstar and Timstone. Anyhow...Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Trajan" |
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Yeah, it seems that I've won my first boxing game ever! Jeehaa!
Thanks for the victory RD, you're quite the sport. Now, I really have to get some inspiration for a closing part of my story. Afterall we're still trapped in another dimension in an other time. RD: Any luck with the file you requested? [ October 28, 2002, 20:29: Message edited by: Timstone ] |
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*Raging Deadstars eyes light up and he motions to timstone to clean and then fill the ring with beer. Timstone puzzled carries out this request. RD Runs out of the room and pulls out a mini blackhole that he throws against the wall and jumps through, soon returning with a couple of the finest women from the deadstar continuum.*
GT doesn't own them yet so let the fun begin! *The women so begin attacking each other with pillows, Mac's heart keeps stalling and trajan gets so excited he jumps in between the fighting Women who i might add are in lingerie just for the patrons of this good cantina, Trajan gets dragged to the corner and is given a good stern talking about harassing the soon to be FBW's, which includes a large sledgehammer, and anvil and Trajans lower anatomy!* The pillow fighting women are now under GT's ownership, after all, i did waste his time with the lawsuit against rags, heres my apology and i give him permission to get involved http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Yeah, more pillow fights! More beuatifull women from the Deadstar Continuum!
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Trajan -- ever mindful of Mrs. Trajan's "Rules" immediately produces the following:
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancι/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Date: Time of departure: Time of return NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancι/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer: Wine: Liquor: Total: Locations to be visited Location: From: To: Location: From: To: Location: From: To: Females with whom conversation is permitted:________________________________________ __________________________________________________ IMPORTANT STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the troUsers in our relationship, and I agree its not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancι/Husband:__________________ Request is: APPROVED______________ DENIED______________ This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. Permission for my boyfriend/fiancι/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date:___________ Time of departure:__________ Time of return:__________ Signed Girlfriend/Fiancι/Wife:_________________________________ Realizing that he has NOT had his permission slip fillied out in advance, Trajan hobbles (due to having been recently slammed in the "jewels" by a sledgehammer) to the bar for a pain soothing Scotch. |
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Showed below text for my wife, she doesn't get it.
I can't stop laughing, it's so true! (I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancι/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.) [ October 28, 2002, 21:45: Message edited by: Ruatha ] |
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You amateurs need to learn the gentle art of wifely negotiation
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Dissaperring acts, One of my favorite chapters.
I didn't know that Hardware stores had TVs that showed sport games. |
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HAhahaha... LOL!!!
Trajan, this a great form. I'll keep it on my HD for the time I'll going to need it. I hope that time is soon. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif |
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Yeah, I was using the disappearing act maneuver once in a while. The "I need to go to Home Depot to get a thing-a-majig, dear." always used to work.
However, my wife has become very interested in all home projects, from my wine cellar, to the creation of the vinyard and building of the arbor, to the cutting of new gardens, to the installation of a new garbage disposal. I cannot get her to let me have a project of my own. I guess that is at once the best and worst part of being married. Although, as girlyfriends/fiance's/wives go this one is the perfect. She gave me the Roomba (a robotic vaccum cleaner) and a big round chopping block/cutting board (identical to the one you see on the Iron Chef TV show) for my recent B-Day. All-in-all I think I can handle the permission slip, if she keeps on letting me build out my wine collection. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif It is all about trade-offs. |
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Trajan, I know what you mean. My wife took an interest in sailing when I used to go out on a lake near us in a laser or topper and gently wend my away across said lake for an hour or two of gentle contemplation. She got interested so I then had to take up blue-water catamaran sailing which she didnt like as I would deliberately capsize once or twice a session and she said it played murder with her hair......
I used to be the gardener in the household and now she is professing major interest! IS NOTHING SACROSANCT IN THIS LIFE ANYMORE, NEXT THING I KNOW SHE WILL BE WANTING TO PLAY MEDIAVAL TOTAL WAR OR SEIV?! |
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So marriage IS the end. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Hehe... you married men are doomed, doomed I say!! [ October 29, 2002, 15:33: Message edited by: Timstone ] |
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BTW - all you single, 30-50 year old males here, one of the best ways to meet lots of women your age is to attend said Barry Manilow concert. High female:male ratio, and they'll all be impressed that you showed up. Of course, you'd have to listen to Barry sing... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif (so what's Barry the T-Rex's Last name again? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif ) |
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If you want to meet more women, find a girlfriend who likes women as much as you do. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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Do you really think women would be interested in a sensitive guy who shows up alone at a Barely Manenough concert?
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RD wanders in holding the wifely permission slip and slips his in to growltiggas hands. Me and my gf have been dating a month so we're pretty much safe for now, GT its gonna be harder to escape cos You'll have to escape with gt junior in the future...
Imagine it, A WIFE playing SEIV, forcing you off the computer to submit her PBW turn, you spend countless hours pacing and stalking the sitting room as she hogs the pc, the horror, the horror!!! Then whenever GT gets his time on space empires he'll have to teach GT Junior to never trust an omnipotent stock AI Race and always get on good relations with empires bigger than your own. Ahhh the joys of being young, order me and timstone a brewski taz, we're safe for years muhahahahahaha [ October 29, 2002, 18:33: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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Wardad, You have to find one that shares.
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OK, I guess I'm the lucky one here. My wife is a workaholic, so I have my afternoons pretty much to myself (before Erax Junior comes along, anyway). And she's a gamer, so I can usually get the 'slip' for a night of boardgaming with the guys (sometimes she goes too, sometimes she doesn't).
And she doesn't like Barry Manilow... the Last show I took her to was the Leningrad Cowboys. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif There is a downside... she does spend quite a bit of 'our' money... [ October 29, 2002, 21:16: Message edited by: Erax ] |
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Exrax, you are indeed lucky. I considermyself as lucky. (see below)
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We have stopped playing hotseat together because I just couldn't handly the waits. PBW is a bit better, but only because I do my turn at Work and she does hers at home when I'm at Work and the kiddies are napping. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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"wifely negotiation"?
I don't negotiat. I'm the man in our relationship and what I say goes...... right down the toilett. [ October 29, 2002, 12:10: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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Exactly, the wifely art of negotiation is managing to persuade her that you can go out and get bladdered with your mates as a preferable alternative to staying in with her...
I use something on the lines of "Darling, Mike and gang have invited me out for a couple of cheeky beers at the pub, I said no however as I would much rather stay in with you and your two friends and watch their breasts. Why dont I get that really nasty werewolf movie out on video so we can watch that, you know, the one where intestines gets splattered all over the screen, oh, you want me to go out? OK then, if you insist, we might end up at that new bar called Spearmint Rhino or something, OK with you? goodo, see you later" |
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GrowlTigga, I know that. I call it
"The Secrete Art of Letting the Other Person Have it Your Way" It is the book I wrote "Passive Agressive 101" That is a sequel to, "Tactics of Mistake the Gryphin Way" |
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maybe, I also find that "hiding" and "disappearing" are two key abilities a married chap must master.. the 'I am off to fix that leak on the garage roof and may have to pop down to the DIY shop" is a must especially when England are playing at lunchtime
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Either of the wives have a cute sister in the NE US region http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Best I've managed is some GFs that enjoy Play Station and Role Playing. Y'all are lucky indeed! |
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I made a post in here a few hours ago, but it disappeared. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
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Puke wanders into the cantina, slapping down a few hard-earned minerals and ordering a pint for himself.
Its always good to come in here for distraction. I would be here more, but the new lady is taking all my time. So whats the conversation on today? Its.. oh.. oh, no. One for the road, then. |
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Rags: It's LOTR, not FOTR. Buyt that's okay. LOTT is also right (Lord Of The Things), hehe...
RD: Thanks for the pint buddy! As you stated, we're safe for the coming years. Hehehe... we're two lucky devils. Baron Grazic: Man, you're downright lucky! You bastard! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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The solution is to buy another computer. My sweetheart plays but not often enough. At the moment she is still dealling with the outrage of the Romulans attacking her home world. |
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LOTR is the first part, so it's actually LOTR: FOTR. So if you want to get technical, we are both correct, but I meant what I said. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Edit: This was my 600 post, First Lieutenant baby!!! Oh yeah! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif [ October 30, 2002, 17:25: Message edited by: Ragnarok ] |
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Okay, we call it a draw.
Brewski? It's on my tab. *Timstone only pays for Rags this time, no other patron is allowed to get anything on Timstone's tab* P.S. there is an exeption. RD is allowed to take a brewski or whatever he like on my tab. As long as I can get drinks on his tab. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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LOTR is the first part, so it's actually LOTR: FOTR. So if you want to get technical, we are both correct, but I meant what I said. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Edit: This was my 600 post, First Lieutenant baby!!! Oh yeah! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You guys better be careful. Your nerd is showing. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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LOTR is the first part, so it's actually LOTR: FOTR. So if you want to get technical, we are both correct, but I meant what I said. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Edit: This was my 600 post, First Lieutenant baby!!! Oh yeah! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You guys better be careful. Your nerd is showing. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, what about it?!? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Are they going to include those acronyms in the list?
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and here I thought LoTR was Legends of the Rangers...
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