Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

Head? What head? More precisely, which head?

Oh and thanks SJ, for the delicious Phongsicle. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh... MEH!
 

The head that you don't use.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh... MEH!
 

Of course he does. It's a pressure load for his neck.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh... MEH!
 

Um, if this dinner contains meat from endangered species, please don't tell me until I've finished eating, OK?

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh... MEH!
 

We have cloning machines, so they can't really go extinct now, can they?

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

sure they can. the kitchen genetically engineers and uplifts new species to sentience, just so we can have the pleasure of eating the (first and) last of a thinking race.

yum!

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That is completly disgusting.

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Well, I suppose it's OK so long as these new aliens are willing to be eaten... you know, like those talking cows from HHGTTG.

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If they don't have the chance to object does it count as willing? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/stupid.gif

RD Hides the bloodied mallet and the apron baring this strip of schlock mercenary

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

You just get a slightly broken translator so everything they say comes out as 'Please eat me.'

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the old one ponders the far reaching questions being put forth in the cantina by its members. As he ponders the incurable questions he decides that more discussions is necessary in order to facilitate a resolution to the members itinerary. SOOOO.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif he reaches into his blk bag and pulls out a strange contraption. He sets the dials, aims it at all thosre present and whammm...... instant clones.... now there are two of everybody in the cantina discussing the revolent theorys.... but.... the clones are dressed as orks.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: There can be only one Meh!
 

I don't like my orc clone. He's a little too smelly.

*Proceeds to utterly annihilate clone.*

So...was that technically suicide? Never did like the idea of clones anyway...

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The two pukes look at each other, and slide together into a larger whole.

Puke orders more beer, and begins to double-fist it.

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"Hmmm, this is an interesting dilemma."

"Indeed, which one of us is real?"

The NullAshton's are reminded of one Farscape episode...

Re: There can be only one Meh!
 

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif God When I first read that did I misinterpret... My eyes!!!

RD considers shooting his clone in a case of "justifiable homicide" or perhaps "self defence." RD finally comes up with something far more constructive. He knocks out his clone and hides it in a freezer in the cellar hidden behind some beer barrels.

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*The two SJ's race each other to the roof of the cantina but then decide better. They then proceed to hijack a random ship in the parking lot for some competitive spacejumping.

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I think we have a bit of a duo dillema here.

Strategia x 2 = twice the trouble
 

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Isn't the Cantina already in orbit?

Re: Bar & Grill
 

Well you could destroy it from the ground, or from space. If your in space you could be drifting around or orbiting something. These little details really don't matter in the slightest. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Bar & Grill
 

The old one shuffles into the old establishment and walks over to the bar, he orders a brewski and then looks at everyone and announces to all. "well, I see there have been a lot of birthdays lately, well since I missed them, I shall offer up a toast to all those listed on the forum and for those that are unlisted, to all have a belated B-Day, and to remember, each year that passes for them, gets them all closer to GeezerHood... Cheers, Bar Tender Drinks all around, then bends over and whispers (put it on renegades tab) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

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Ahem...surely by "put it on Renegade's tab" you meant to say "put it on Raging Deadstar's tab" right? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

no, im pretty sure this pint im drinking is on your dime.

cheers!

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Uh oh...I'm poor http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif And around here I don't want to not pay my tab...erp!

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Renegade: By Raging Deadstars tab I assume you mean the Bartenders tab, which by default falls under company profits, which you will find is Growltigga's tab. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

GT's been gone for a while, so I'm not horribly worried about him at the moment http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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thats pretty ominous. I'd avoid saying things like that, just incase he wanders back in. Besides, its just disrespectfull to rack up tabs on Tig or Gryph.

I'll tell you what, I'll help drown your sorrows by buying the next round - but you'll have to find a way out of debt on your own.

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

Thanks Puke, but I think I can handle it. I'm not quite THAT poor yet! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

actually, yes. yes you are.

What you didnt realize, was that he bought a round for the entire house. That includes all the named patrons in here, and all the un-named patrons that we frequently use as props and blow up. It includes the entire tribe of loo-pygmies, a private army of undead dill pickels, some geescats, magically animated dustbunnies, and god-knows-what-else. Try not to think about what the tigga-lilies are drinking.

all told, there are several thousand sapient or semi-sapient creatures raising a glass of their poison-of-choice to Mac's good health. all on your dime.

So cheers. Heres a cold one on me, just for you. Try not to cry into it, as you dont want to get your beer all salty and watered down.

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Don't forget about my food processing robots!

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what? I didn't forget. Those were part of the "god-knows-what-else."

and although thimbles full of SAE-30 usually isnt that expensive, this is a bar! they had to send a courrier out to an auto shop to pick up a few quarts of it for the robots! Think of the delivery charges!

Hey, wait a minute.. they didnt go to an autoshop! What's that guy doing with a syphon by my spaceship? HEY! STOP THAT!

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This is dangerous you know. Quite a few of the bizzare crimes against man and god we call troops are horribly unstable normally. Mixing them with alcohol... Who know's what could happen?

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

Robots self-destruct when exposed to alcohol... Which can be a bad thing, considering they usually have a fusion power drive.

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I was more worried by bizzare mutations and drunken rages. I'd overlooked the explosive possibilites. This is worse than I feared!

Re: Bar & Grill
 

thats fortuneatly why the robots are drinking motoroil.

as for the rest, blame Mac. He ordered the drinks.

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bumpty bump http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

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*Dust ball rolls by, cobwebs collect*

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... and then the Turambar stumbles through the wormhole next to the bar clenching his gut, trips on his own damn oversized scabbard, smacks his head on the footrail of the bar, rolls onto his back...

and mumbles something about antacid... and then passes out.

The smell of an ocean breeze and coconut vapours waft through the wormhole behind him...

aka "bump"

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Through the very same wormhole pops a rather large coconut, landing directly on Turin's left knee-cap. That oughta wake you up... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif If not, there's plenty more coconuts!

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Agent Zero wanders in, bangs his head on the 'Mind Your Head' sign, slips on a coconut and lands on Turin.

Well, now that's not something that happens every day, now is it? Pint please!

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the bar robot draws a pint and slides it down the counter.

hey, when did we get a.. what the hell? puke draws his null-space pistol and vaporizes the cheap imported Nultoh manufactured droid. Wheres our regular bartender, and why isnt he doing his job?

Somebody get me a Spaten, and it better not be a robot!

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I'm sure not gonna be the one getting you your drink Puke...over in the other bar you kneecapped me when I messed up an order! Hmm, still owe you a bottling and fridging for that too...

You can get your own beverages! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: The old title was stupid so I made my own...
 

How does a blob of puke hit something with force?

Ashton makes sure he's far away in a shielded ship before he asks.

no robot bartenders
 

puke knocks away the broken robot debries from behind the bar, and reaches under the counter with two massive pseudopods. Ripping out a keg of Spaten, he places it solidly on top of his amorphous mass.

A dull thunk is heard as some unseen (yet solid and sharp) part of puke punctures the bottom of the keg, and begins to empty it.

The blob of vomit waddles out from behind the bar, with the now-draining-keg still sitting atop his "head."

"fine, i got my own drink. now dont make me throw something heavy."

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the old one watches the putridness at the bar trying to peacefully obtain a drink or two. Now where or where is our human bartenders he wonders to himself? Maybe we need some female type clones behind the bar. What ever happened to good old Taz? He puts an ad in the paper for Female clone bartenders. Hopefully there will be a few applications... Of course he and the rest of the members will have to ahem, interview all those who apply http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: What\'s that word again?
 

Renegade walks to an open space in the B&G and clears his throat:

**Gurgle, grind crunch cough cough** "Hey, can anyone guess this word? Heres some hints:"

The underscore (_) denotes a missing letter.

M _ _ h r _ o m

To you who guesses the word, a prize!"

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Oh, that's easy. The word is...

Douglas pulls a megaphone from behind his back. The next word comes out of the megaphone very clearly in Renegade 13's voice.

MUSHROOM!

Douglas puts the megaphone away

Now, what's my prize? Oh yeah, it's getting to watch Renegade be subjected to... what's the penalty for saying that word, again?

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

Ashton is fired through the doors of the Bar and Grill, flying through the establisment, hitting Renegade 13 on the way through the warppoint.

Weeeee!

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"Oh damn..."

*Renegade sprints for cover, knowing even as he does so that there can be no escape...*

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RD returns from the kitchen with a rather bloodied mallet and an apron. Sometimes critters can get problematic.

"Umm, Mush... I thought it was a different vegetable all together?"

RD spies douglas at his table and steals douglas' megaphone via hammerspace. In douglas' voice RD yells the following phrase.

"ONIONS!"