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Mephisto / dogscuff Yes, I posted that, "eXplore, eXpand, eXploit, eXterminate, eX-wife" in "How Old are You" thread.
It is funny now, but I have gotton on that soap box several times in these forums.

Still as GrowlTigga points out the size of my "sex drive", I now have a release for it.
< phew >
I guess I owe MM for providing the tool to cause my Xwife to ditch me.
< not that I am still bitter > mutterring #$%^.

[ July 03, 2002, 12:41: Message edited by: The High Gryphin ]

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wow rollo can up load his empire. just like 80% of the other bash players. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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guys this is a bar and football is a sport that must be talked about peacfully. So what if my dad dis owned me because I said i would rather support city than those bastards in red. like i said. peaceful game.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Is everybody against my home country? (If that is what you mean?)

I'll take on all of you!...

*Takes another big gulp of Gin and Tonic*

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Oh, and just to add more fuel for the fire;
No offense to all Germans here, but:

Our coach did not scream and beat the press;
We did not get critisized by Beckenbauer;
We did not get into an easy group where the only challenging team was Cameroon.

Edit: Congratulations to Oliver Kahn for winning the Lev Yashin Award. Deserves it.

[ July 04, 2002, 04:26: Message edited by: TerranC ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are making a permanent enemy and a very dangerous one to boot farmboy... I dont believe in violence but I do beleive in the damage a well placed writ of fieri facias can cause

You spend a month in Japan, dont see your better half for a month, have a hernia, undergo an emergency operation, be back at work in 4 days still with 8 stitches in your side, work all night (I have been in since 7 yesterday morning, now 24 hours non-stop on no sleep), you run out of your painkillers and tell me where you have time in all this to upload the empire file, cos bugger me, I would like to know

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Suck my boom stick Canadian person - I actually have my empire file now emailed to me by the current Mrs GT (god knows what is in it)

trouble is Tesco, I cannot remember the password for Carlos the Coati, can you send this to me by PM and I will then send the empire in to you, which just leaves the Boston Sex Fiend if I am right

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">TerranC, dont worry, Tesco is under delusions he is from Manchester and is referring to supporting Manchester City (who play in blue) to Manchester United (who play in red and are a bunch of ****ebags)

There is nothing worse than a non-English supporter of English football, especially when they are north American thoroughly embarassing and I apologise to the World for this

Excellent world cup by the way and congrats to your team who played with pluck if not always ability but hey.. they beat and faced some good teams (primarily Spain).

Unlike our Teutonic friends who had a pretty easy run (sans Cameroon and a plucky Ireland) to the final really....

and as I still say, I would challenge any world cup team (except Brazil) to sit in a group with Sweden, Argentina and Nigeria and call that easy

[ July 04, 2002, 09:00: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Thanks Growltigga...

You have a nice summer christmas cat jubilee holiday too...

*Drinks another cup of Coors*

22 bottles of beer on the wall...

[ July 04, 2002, 09:07: Message edited by: TerranC ]

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TerranC, we do not celebrate July 4 in England as you can imagine...

We have to wait until the August bank holiday which is the "Thank god we got rid of those bloody colonials" holiday

and I am banning all American beers from the Cantina from now one. Coors, Miller, Budweisers and other poncy fizzy 'gnat's-water" beverages like that will not be allowed... only premium rate continental lagers over 5% proof...

Jeesh, it is no wonder you North Americans cannot drink for betsy given th epigswill your breweries churn out

[ July 04, 2002, 11:10: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Captain Kwok - please accept my profuse apologies, I DO like Canadians and no, even with my eating habits, I do not mean I like them fried or lightly boiled..

Gil Hamilton - I will, for good order, qualify my statements to say that the mass produced Amercian beers are not worth urinating in. Whilst in Arizona and California earlier on this year, I did come across some cracking micro-breweries which were almost producing beer up to European standards...

Actually, can I just endorse the Whistlestop Cafe and Brewery in Flagstaff AZ - excellent beer and tip top food and for an american bar, not bad at all

Tesco, I am having all sorts of problems with the damn game - can I email my empire to you together with my password? will that work

Right, back to character, GillHamilton is dishing out free beer and does not notice Tigga assembling his Milan Anti-tank rocket launcher on Chevy vehicle. Said rocket is launched and Chevy explodes in cloud of flame and smoke, Gil Hamilton is Last seen being catapulted through the roof clutching tubes of pissy beer in each hand and shouting 'budweiseeeeeeeerrrrrr' with appropriate doppler effect.....

Tigga then finds whoever ordered that pint of Bass from the Cantina bar and gives them a slapping for drinking horrible beer

Tigga then points out to the Americans in the bar that they might as well just tip their horrible weak beer down the toilet and therefore cut out the middleman

Tesco, name 5 players from Liverpool's current squad and I challenge you to do this without researching them on the internet first

[ July 04, 2002, 13:36: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Out in the patio Tesco hears a tiff occuring inside. Does tesco join in. No. Tesco offers Mac a chair in the sun.

We do have some American beers here.

Anchor Steam Beer
Rolling Rock
Samual Adams
Cave Creek Chili Beer
etc... The Cantina prides itself on Micro beers and brews its own beer. The only problem is that it is all on tap. Rollo expressed concern over this issue due to the fact that he does not like the size of a pint but the size of 500ml.

So I have an announcement to make. Starting today the Cantina will begin to offer 500ml Rollo cans of Beer. What kinds well ask Rollo.

I perfer the size of the pint. Not too small not too large. Just right.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Dogscoff is struck by inspiration. He takes a crate of the free beer and disappears into the toilets. After twenty minutes or so he returns, offering the bottles around with the words "Free beer, brewed to American standards." Close examination reveals that the bottles appear to have been opened, emptied, refilled and then crudely resealed. The Americans in the bar are blithely swigging down the warm, yellowish liquid while everyone else simply watches and smiles...

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Mac when your coming out http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif please do find gyphin and offer him a chance to sit under the sun.

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Growltigga is amazed and inspired by the entrepeneurial abilities of his countrymen. Cunningly, he too decides that with a soda stream, some industrial alcohol and a pipe linked into the outflow of the nearest gentlemens' convenience, he can start shipping crates and crates of top quality american beer to the States and the best thing is the locals wont even realise

Hurrah for horrible pissy weak beer

Tigga also starts wandering where he left the detonator for the 2 tons of semtex he buried under the patio Last week

Hey, we dont want 500ml measures here, Rollo is germanic and therefore will need the full litre stein!

an American pint is too girly, you must remeber the imperial pint is a quarter as big again FOR REAL MEN!!

I am now beginning to expire from fatigue

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Am I allowed to look at the poster above the computer. I even have one where they are wearing the Crown Paints shirts.

But here are five.

owen
heske
fowler
dudek
hypia
murphy
carragher

remember fagan, kennedy, dalglish, beardsley, barnes and mcmahon.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">oh dear, point proved, Fowler transferred to Leeds United in January this year

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you should see my champions manger Rochdale team http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif they made the 3rd division this year.

P.S. I read the names off my poster. is that cheating ???

And yes I know Fowler was transferred to leeds. Hence 6 names. And one to see if you would actually read the thing.

And what point are you trying to prove.

I see no benifit in making up that i support Liverpool.

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that, because you are 3,000 miles away, you are not a real fan in the classic sense

It is like the strange Brits over here who love Amnerican Football

When do they get to a game? how do they follow all the gossip? what is the point? I have a friend who is a big supporter of a Bengal based kabaddi team? this guy is from France originally, how on earth can he support kabbaddi whe it not even shown on the tele here?

[ July 04, 2002, 14:53: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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ahhh....

then i disagree. The Oshawa Lynx just don't cut it.

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wow, the cantina is pretty busy at the moment

re football: IIRC Germany came in second, England did as well as the USA. That is much as I have to say about that. I did not mean to disrespect the South Korean team. In fact I was a big fan of them and most of their matches were the most enjoyable to watch. The fact that they did better than most "great football nations" is sure to piss some people off, though (same goes for the US, btw).

re Ger-Eng 1-5: that was irrelevant and done on purpose to make sure England would qualify. so at least we'd someone to make fun of during the tournament after Holland didn't make it (hope i didn't open a can of worms here. if you wish to discuss Germany vs. Holland in regards to football, we'll need a new thread...)

* Rollo invites the Tigga over to his table to have a beer. Maybe we can at least agree that we don't like the French.

re 500ml cans: I prefer those only "to go". Any of the northern (Holsten, Becks, Jever) or danish (Faxe, Tuborg) brews will be fine. In the cantina I prefer from the tab of course. 500ml is just the perfect size. A pint is too small. If the imperial pint is bigger, that's better. one litre steins are too bavarian... and before you get any ideas: No, we don't wear "Lederhosen" in the North.

Rollo

[ July 04, 2002, 14:49: Message edited by: Rollo ]

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I am not going into any bar where Rollo, Mephisto and a bunch of other Germans are wearing leiderhosen.....

you got to the final by playing easy teams, by having a damn good goalkeeper to keep the poor teams out of your goal, end of story and the first real competition you hit roll you over

do you know, you Germans are amazing. You let us win 5-1 and staged the whole German nation turning into manic depressives etc just to get us to the world cup? awwww... you are so nice

I like the French by the way and refuse to be party to any Franco-Prusso/Germano antagonism. I am too busy offending the whole world to worry about any local partisanship!

[ July 04, 2002, 16:05: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">One thing that this World Cup taught us is that there are no easy teams anymore. I totally agree about our goalkeeper. But that is the point, you win the game if you score more than your opponent. You stated earlier that at least you scored one goal against Brazil. So friggin what? If you find comfort in that, that's fine. Just to remind you, Costa Rica scored two goals against them. So take it for it's worth.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">yes, aren't we http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif . of course I didn't tell you the whole truth. The brillant master plan was, to give England illusions that they actually had a good team.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">just for the record, I wasn't referring to the whole french nation, just their team

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">* Rollo puts on the Lederhosen borrowed from a bavarian friend, removes his horned helmet and asks Gryphin for a stetson, sharpens his axe, and puts on a little (line) dance http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Rollo

Disclaimer: if anybody takes this serious, it's their own fault. any typos and/or bad grammar was done on purpose for your entertainment.

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You know, Rollo and I live north of the Main river so no lederhosen for both of us. You can wear one if you must, GT... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Regarding the 1-5: One summer day doesn't make a summer. Dare to compare the victories total, do you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

And don't forget, you only love the french for 2 reasons: Their girls and for Paris as it prevented the current Ms. GT from joining you in Japan...

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Mephisto is totally right, lederhosen are just too silly looking.

* Rollo quickly removes the lederhosen and puts back his horned helmet http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

[ July 04, 2002, 17:27: Message edited by: Rollo ]

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Rollo and Mephisto,

First, the 5-1 is in response to years of sarcasm and snidy remarks by the Germans to the English... you had a great team in the 80's and early 90's but with Voller and Klinsmann retiring? nuff said

You have to realise that like Spain and Portugal (and to a certain extent France for years and Italy for the Last few) England have been perennial underperformers relying on a few aging stars... but we are now getting to stage of having a young talented team and a great coach and to quote the song, "the only way is up (baby)"

We can argue this all year.. you boys got an easier ride than most to get to where they did in the World Cup, simple fact and say compared to what South Korea had to go through, no comparison.

Re the French, I like the girls, the people, the cities and the cuisine, I like the country and I like their 'bugger the rest of you' attitude.. I like the Germans, the Dutch, the Belgians, the Luxembourgeoise and infact I dont think I dislike anybody - EXCEPT LINE DANCERS OF COURSE

Why am I arguing with two north germans who no doubt look like Helmut Kohl chewing hot chillis
I didnt like Mrs GT in Paris, the credit card bill covering the first half of her trip has arrived and I almost burst my stitches

[ July 04, 2002, 22:25: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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The "which just leaves the Boston Sex Fiend if I am right"
Has uploaded him emp and chosen a ship set.
Let the Bash Begin.

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awww, be kind Grypho, I have now been in the office for 38 hours flat and feel like you look

I have been trying to upload my empire all day and for some reason, it wont accept me

awww, I feel so sorry that I am letting you all down

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We love you, GT. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Really! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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I love you too Mehpisto and have always felt that you are probably the Cantina lurker who most needs a big wet kiss on the bottom

Are you not impressed by my fortitude? with 8 stitches just above my groin and a welt the size of a bratwurst, I have now done 41 hours with no sleep and am heading into another night of frenzied negotiation

What a complete and utter foxtrot uniform life is

The good news is that Kylie Minogue has sent me a telegram saying that she loves me, wants only me and wants to share her €45 million fortune with me and me alone.. the bad news is that I am obviously hallucinating through lack of sleep as I am convinced that Mila Jojovich was helping me draft a particularily tricky subordination on insolvency clause

the real good news is that my empire is loaded - yes, that's right folks, its bottom-kicking time, let's rock and roll and make sure that role playing is the order of the day.. Mac, act like an incontinent old fool (dont get sterotyped), Rollo - act like a teutonic nutter, Gryphin - act like a sexually demented middle aged line dancer, Fyron - act spotty, Saxon - just ry to act normal alright?

[ July 04, 2002, 23:36: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Tesco kicks mac's chair.... YOu did not upload your ship set... An admin will remove your empire. Please upload the ship set with the empire.

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No, I dont beleive it, dont tell that I was not the Last person to upload my empire, I wont have it said, I wont, I wont, I wont, I wont

Mac, how could you do this to me? I have been doing my best to wean myself off SEIVG and have also been trying very hard to get so unpopular that the mederators ban me from the forum and then YOU GO AND GET YOUR EMPIURE KICKED OFF THE GAME FOR NOT BEING 1.67 COMPATIBLE YOU SILLY SPINDLE SHANKED OLD FLATULENT TOSSPOT

How could you do this to me? what did I ever do to you? do you realise how hard I strive to appear incompetant? do you know how hard it is to strive to underachieve all the time? I manage it and THEN YOU GO AND STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS YOU HORRIBLE OLD MAN....

I am going to have a right good cry http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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Mac is enjoying the sun on the patio with Tesco, He hear's caterwalling coming from inside the cantina, he gets up strolls over to the window and peaks in, there is the Tigga strutting around holding his side and mumbling about brewskis slandering good old american beer, now thats just plain un-colonial attacking brewskis like that, aahhh the chance is to good to give up, Mac walks over, loads up his new Ionic, sidewinder, cream pie Kat seeker missle, he walks back over to the window, sets the auto Kat finder, aims, FIRES, the missle tears thru the cantina, strikes and envelopes the Tigga in a horrendous glob of pie filling, Tigga tries to say something but appears to be filled with cream filling.... Laughing, Mac orders some good old Amercian Beer for everyone, the fluffy bunnies race outside and open the New Beer Truck, that Mac ordered, after he saw the toilet caper escapade, Mac cks the seals on the beer, pours some in a glass, yep the real stuff, hands out free brewskis to Gil Hamilton and the rest of the cantina members, and they all sit back and watch the Tigga trying to un-mat the sticky, gooey, oozing cream covering his voracious anatamy. What a sight......

[ July 05, 2002, 00:08: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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Tesco, I used a stock ship set, it should have loaded with my empire???????

[ July 05, 2002, 00:37: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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Hey Hey GT...not "North Americans" but "Americans"...Last time I checked there was no beer in Canada with less than 5% alcohol in it. How dare you disrespect a fellow member of the commonwealth...

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tigga if you cannot remember your empire password just withdraw from the game and rejoin it. that way you can make sure you know the passwords. i will approve you right away.

The city thing was a joke. I am not Jimmy Grimbel (spelling is way off ) but my dad does support United.

I support Liverpool.

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Fyron - act spotty

Eh? What's that mean?

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writhing in disgust at the horrible buweiser flavour cream pie filling Mac has covered him in, Tigga curses quietly to himself and watches as Mac and the rest of the redneck Coors-swilling good ol' boys strut out onto the patio and turn on their ghettobLaster packed full of crappy Bruce Springsteen and John Cougar Mellencamp songs... Tigga realises that only he stands between the force of Chaos manifested by sweaty crappy beer swilling rednecks in pickup trucks and civilisation as we know it.

"Huzzah" thinks our gallant cat "said oiks are on the patio, in fact right on top of the 2 tons of semtex I buried earlier and right in trajectory to the antihick patriot missile battery I rigged up on the surrounding hills" - in order to save life as we know it, he pulls out detonator and explodes the mine... and then watches in delight as the hicks are shot up into the air and then shot down by the missiles

"Bloody marvellous" thinks the cat as the fluffy bunnies vigourouly towel him down

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"Mac and the Rest" "Rednecks" "Drink" only "Coors"

Now replace:

Mac and the Rest = *Insert Nationality*-Canadian
Rednecks = Anybody affliated with the PC Party
Drink = Chug
Coors = Molson Canadian

Capice?

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A throaty rumble, hardly noticed at first, but quickly gaining volume fills the air in the Cantina. (The observant will recognize the sweet sound of a Chevy 350 with tuned and cherried exhaust.)

The engine sound subsides, and, after a brief pause, Gil Hamilton glides into the building and heads for the bar. Quietly trailing behind him, at one pace, the hover platform tirelessly bears its large load shrouded with what appears to be a red, white and blue silk covering.

As he reaches the bar, Gil turns with an exaggerated flourish, whips the cover off the crate of Killian's Red on the hover platform and proclaims, "Free AMERICAN beer for any who would like to remember or learn what it is to be American or who would just like to toss one down in fellowship. The rest of you can suck plasma!"

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this is too funny... any one else a non 1.67 race ....

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Tesco, I chose the Vandron 1.60 set from the list available. Should I change it?

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they should be ok... if there 1.67. If not I will delete the text files and then they will be ok.

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http://www.dailyrotten.com/

stupid site of the day.

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tesco ck your pvt mail

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(Mac as he flies thru the air above the cantina), ahhh what a view, just breathtaking, Mac looks down, pulls out his mono-spy-glass, looks down towards the ground, he spies what appears to be a very large glob of frosting outside the cantina, hmmm that looks like the dastardly Tigga, yep that's him alright, Mac smiles to himself, he pulls the ripcord of his new highly classified, thin, light weight parachute, which was concealed under his shirt. The chute opens and Mac looks at his brewski which he still had in his hand http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif , guzzles the Last of it, looks down, pulls on his cords a little more to the left, aaahhhh just right, Mac is know directly over the Tigga Cone... Mac aims the bottle, little left, inch right, there, BOTTLE AWAY.....
camera pans to outside the cantina, focuses on the Tigga Cream Puff, just as the Surly Kat begins to wash himself off he is struck by a falling object from the sky, down goes the Tigga, flat as a pancake, out like a light ...... Oh is he going to have a headache in when he gets up......
meanwhile, Mac gently comes back to earth after a beautiful trip into the atmosphere... Lovely, just lovely up there, ahhh what sights one sees,, he smiles to himself...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ July 05, 2002, 05:39: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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Taz (watching from a safe location across the street) notices a man in a cap peeping into the cantina. Said man then produces a peculiar weapon, aims it into the cantina and fires.

Taz waits to see result and is not disappointed
when man (and friends) goes sailing up into the air...Taz didn't even know they could fly!

Taz continues to watch as something falls on a very messy feline.

Be interesting to see what happens next...
{note to self - get larger popcorn container and
bigger beer keg}

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Mac settles back to earth just as the patriot anti-incontinence missile, which lost its lock on said old timer due to his sudden braking velocity due to chute opening, regains lock and rushes oin for impact....

We have a direct hit and, in true slapstick fashion, all that is left of Mac is apair of gently smoking boots and a charred colostomy bag..

Tigga then looks at the other cantina patrons (save for the rednecks who are now drifting clouds of good ol' smoke) and wonders when the pack of velociraptors he ordered from "Gnashers-R-US" are going to arrive.

He also wonders what Tigg-Scoff PLC's first quarterly results will be for selling carbonated alcohol enhanced urine to the Americans will be, things are looking up

[ July 05, 2002, 08:16: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Thankful for his prior preparations, Gil turns off the Holo-Projector on his watch, and and continues with his "special" electrical modifications to the Cantina's urinals. Knowing that ALL cats must squat to releive themselves, he grins a smile observers of it might call evil.

He checks with the flat-bed's AI, sees all systems are fine- the new screens held- and codes the next orders. From the distance Gil hears the three marching bands are right on time. Souza tunes converging on the Cantina from three directions; that ought to "please" those Anglophiles!

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the lorry arrives and Growltigga watches in delight as the cage of snarling vicious velociraptors (who have only been fed 1 pot of natural yoghurt a day for the Last month) are delivered to the pack of the cantina...

Tigga lets them loose and watches in beautific amazement as 3 marching bands become purina dino-kibbles..

Tigga then opens the back door of the cantina, ushers the still hungry reptilian blood-gnashers into the cantina (having evacuated all the fluffy bunny waitresses to his secure batchelor pad of course) and watches through the window as the denizens (excluding business partner dogscoff who has been forwarned and airlifted to safety) of the Cantina are horribly disembowelled, shredded and then eaten with a little hollandaise sauce....

BUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP

PS Tigga should make it clear that because Tigga has now been up for over 48 hours (with only about 2 hours of cat naps in that time), he is already so dazed that the effect of Mac's poncy American beer bottle dropping on his noggin is completely nullifed...

PPS Tigga then realises that Gil Hamilton has been using a cunning holographic field to avoid patriots, semtex and velociraptors - GT orders his tame SD platform to fire an electron burst which nullifies said holographic field and whilst Gil is standing outside the cantina looking confused, Growltigga whistles for "Rover" and suddenly a 90 foot tall spinosaurus comes charging out of nowhere and scoffs Gil, just like the bloke got munched at the beginning of Jurassic Park III.

Double BURRRRPPPPPP

[ July 05, 2002, 10:29: Message edited by: Growltigga ]