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did i miss anything?

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well, it is de-void of meaning.

willy's dictionary attack.

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Detour - what dey take you on to avoid de construction.

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A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"

The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."

"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."

The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"

"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything but sit round and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that.

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I think we are slipping into the VOID! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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oogleboogle.

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LOL

Wardad, that's a good one! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?", pointing to the man on his right.
The first man replied "A thought". It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. And now you sir," he asked the second man.
"Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." "Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea" said the Newfie.
"WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh, I can explain." he said, "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink or turn on the light, I crapped my pants!"

He got the job.

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Cannot anything
Be of use: dry desert wind
Still stirs far-off leaves.

-bad haiku

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Now this is a bike...
http://www.zrxoa.org/forums/showthre...threadid=35207

48 cyclinders and 2 stroke!!!

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DANG!!!! would hate to pick that one up!

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i'm sure it has amazing timing, to.

double meaning intended.

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i've missed three days. did i miss anything else?

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I don't think I've seen anything else. What's his member number? We could look him up.

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No, you didn't miss me.

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umm okay?

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it ain't me.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">0 to Warp 9 in 1.8 seconds... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hate to lay it down too, the damage done...

Not even sure it's drivable, how does one get from the seat to the handlebars without touching that wall of heat exchange fins.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Are you so sure? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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yes. want me to share some of it with you?

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Not particularly. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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gee, i wonder if there's anyone else running around?

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shouldnt have said that, im sure that anyone else will pay us a visit..

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, I'm walking. See?

*walks around*

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Of course he should have! What better way to have nonsense in a name-changin nonsense thread than to have a nonsense spouting name-changing member?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*gives else a medal*

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hey i want one too!

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can you engage in locomotion?

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*accepts medal, bows*

Thank you, thank you! I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who helped me get where I am today: the shoes who let me wear them out praticing my step; the Sears, the Reebok, the Nike - thank you all! Also, thanks to my government grant that financed all the difficult walking practice!

*bows again*

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narf - no, im not too good at engineering trains

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*claps*

ok, but can you walk a train?

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you mean ,moving my limbs in circular movements, walking only on specific roads and doing lound whistling noises? well... maybe.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif do i have to carry all the weightload too?

[ July 18, 2003, 23:18: Message edited by: Taera ]

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I think he meant putting a leash on a train and taking it somewhere.

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oh
i can do that

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*gives taera a medal*

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hey thanks! but i didn... umm right. thanks!

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Wow, that's really good! I don't think I can walk fast enough to take a train for a walk. I'd be scared of getting run over. Hmm, maybe I can walk beside the train tracks, not in front of the train. I know! I'll drive a car beside the train track, holding a leash in one hand and going at the same speed as the train.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But that would not qualify as "walking" the train. That would be "driving" the train instead. So you need to work on that solution. Unless, of course you have a car that is flintstone style, that might count as "walking." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">All you need is a really slow train.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">True, but then where's the challenge in that? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Finding a slow train that is:
A) servicable,
B) available,
C) has fuel, and
D) still on a set of tracks

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, that's easy enough. Just go to the east coast, USA, where trains are still used. Get them when there starting to move after being loaded up. They'll go well below walking pace for quite a while before they can actually get going.

I'm actually posting in the nonsense thread... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, but that would be a train that is traveling slowly, not a slow train. A slow train can't go fast, not just isn't going fast.

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Easy, Jack. You're starting to Fyronate. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Well, OK, I'll walk the train by walking in my 200-foot mecha.

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You can pre-order SE V at Chips & Bits. It says that the release date is October 2003. Go to www.chipsbits.com , click "Search" and enter "Space Empires".

It is really going to be ready for October? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ July 21, 2003, 05:45: Message edited by: Kamog ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, if you have trouble finding a 200 foot mecha, you could try a toy train.