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FAJ October 31st, 2011 02:41 PM

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 
Doesn't make me very excited to check out this turn when I am back from work!

Shall I begin preparing for the final siege?

Lung Drago October 31st, 2011 03:00 PM

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Heinrich is with us... kind of. He sent the turn, but ehm.....hello? A forum post telling what's happening, perhaps? :rolleyes: Well, maybe he wrote to my super awesome colleague the secondary admin but I would like to know if we are going to wait half a week for more turns in any case :)

momfreeek October 31st, 2011 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by FAJ (Post 787464)
Doesn't make me very excited to check out this turn when I am back from work!

Shall I begin preparing for the final siege?

I wasn't so confident.. I guess we'll see.

jimbojones1971 October 31st, 2011 06:25 PM

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lung Drago (Post 787468)
Heinrich is with us... kind of. He sent the turn, but ehm.....hello? A forum post telling what's happening, perhaps? :rolleyes: Well, maybe he wrote to my super awesome colleague the secondary admin but I would like to know if we are going to wait half a week for more turns in any case :)

Alas, no word at this end either. I think we might just need to push on where Heinrich is concerned, if he won't pop in and tell us what is happening?

Sounds like Lucy is running rampant across our fine continent. I can only hope she is wearing that sexy sock-suit while she does it. Although one must ask, why is a country called "Man" run by a woman? Is there perhaps something about "Lucy" that we don't yet know?

Lung Drago: I found your rage cartoon about Atlantis. It was truly awesome :D

momfreeek November 1st, 2011 07:23 AM

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 
The long war between Abyssia and Avalon has taken place almost entirely on 1 land.. and now its onto a second! So I don't think you could call it "running rampant across the continent" :p

It is only the heathen outsiders that call it "man", for in Avalon, men are just the playthings of the women (& girl) at the top. Unicorns and puppies have a higher status than men at present.

momfreeek November 1st, 2011 08:02 AM

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 
For the notice of the masses and to allay any confusion due to recent changes, I am making the following announcment on order of Her Beautifullnes, Lucy, Goddess of the Lake:
Quote:

Official Social Heirarchy of Avalon

Goddesses
Witches
Fishnanny (deceased)
Giant four armed wizards
Other Women
Unicorns
Immortal Geese (a recent new entry)
Puppies (recently promoted)
Giant Men
Men
Trees
Other creatures & plants
Fish (recently demoted to the bottom from just above men)
Fishworm (deceased)
Mother Fiommulga, Head Crone of Avalon

Lung Drago November 1st, 2011 10:22 AM

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by momfreeek (Post 787530)
For the notice of the masses and to allay any confusion due to recent changes, I am making the following announcment on order of Her Beautifullnes, Lucy, Goddess of the Lake:
Quote:

Official Social Heirarchy of Avalon

Goddesses
Witches
Fishnanny (deceased)
Giant four armed wizards
Other Women
Unicorns
Immortal Geese (a recent new entry)
Puppies (recently promoted)
Giant Men
Men
Trees
Other creatures & plants
Fish (recently demoted to the bottom from just above men)
Fishworm (deceased)
Mother Fiommulga, Head Crone of Avalon

Dear Mother Fiommulga,
There were already rumors among the officials in the Court about an entry called "giant four armed wizards" or "warriors", ranking high in believed social hierarchy of Avalon. When your official announcement of this hierarchy arrived to me and my subordinates, it naturally leaked out almost instantly and now I observe a gossip explosion of unheard magnitude in the Imperial Court. Word is this particular entry refers to His Grace, Ariasa the Two-Spirited and Four-Handed. The tiring, neverending gossip I deal with regularly about the Emperor's true gender or his sexuality is nothing compared to this and I find myself unable to quell the excitement in the Court by usual means.
The Court right now is a mess and works at roughly 60% of it's normal rate, which is unacceptable. My Emperor is currently away from the Court, participating in war efforts, but I fear to even think about what would happen if the Court would be still in the state it is now when He returns. Therefore, I have a personal request for you. Is it possible to get a similar official writing about this particular subject, whoever the entry refers to, ideally with Lucy's handwritten signature, before my Emperor comes back home? Which, in fact, could happen at any time, as He will most likely teleport himself right on the sofa in his room for a cup of victor's tea (and scaring the yang out of me as always). I fear he will be very mad at me otherwise.

With regards,
Xie Lifen, Emperor's personal assistant

momfreeek November 1st, 2011 11:20 AM

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It can be confirmed that Ariasa of Tien Chi is officially classified as a Giant Four Armed Wizard and thus holds high status in the land of Avalon.

Mother Fiommulga, Head Crone of Avalon

Mightypeon November 1st, 2011 01:41 PM

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 
Evil opressors of poor fishworms!
The Peoples Republic of Ulm shall bring liberty, justice and socialism for all strate of society!

P.S.
My rather creepy NKVD chief Lawrentji Berija wishes to inquire:
If the NKVD captures a male four armed wizard, cuts all of his arms off and then proceeds with a sex change operation, does his rank in the kingdom of Avalon rise of fall?

Signed
Rosa Luxemburg
General Secretary of the Peoples Republic of Ulm

P.P.S.
Yes, mr. Berija is very creepy indeed, I think ill task him with "hold stone idol in Ctiss capital" duties soon.

momfreeek November 1st, 2011 01:55 PM

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 
Dear Xie Lifen
Unfortunately Lucy is still asleep (it could be a few more months) so her signature could not be arranged. Our beloved Mother Tailltu had the nasty accident with a mistimed Cloud-Trapeze and a hail of fireballs so I am left in charge.
Mother Fiommulga, Head Crone of Avalon

Dear Rosa Luxemburg
Mr Berinja is clearly a dangerously depraved criminal male. I suggest a swift operation on his neck with a large axe.
Mother Fiommulga, Head Crone of Avalon


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