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Internet Addiction Test:

http://www.fuali.com/default.aspx?id=102

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Carter?

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Yep. Carter. You may like to forget about him, old man, but we just won't let you.

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21%.

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I got 30%.

I was surprised by the question about "All your base are belong to us". Yeah, I can complete the sentence because I saw it in the name change thread. But I thought that it was something Tesco created; I had no idea it was so widespread. I still don't know how this phrase originated or what it means!

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I am 43% Internet Addict
http://www.fuali.com/pix/102/2.gif
I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and Online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

Wow... that worked.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It means "All your base are belong to us"! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Seriously though, it's from a Sega Genesis game called "Zero Wing", and I guess it means something like "We have taken over all of your bases". The whole dialogue goes something like this:

Officer: Sir! We receive message!
Captain: Main screen on!
CATS (the mysterious evil cyborg guy; no idea where his name comes from): Good morning gentlemen. How are you today. All your base are belong to us.
Captain: What you say!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Officer: They have set us up the bomb!
Captain: Take off every "zig"
Officer: Launch "zig"
Captain: For great justice!

And then the game starts and you fly one of the "zig" (MiiiiiiG's iiiiin Spaaaaace? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) fighters and blow evil stuff up http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

... I'm only 33% WHAT?!? (beats someone random up with two optical mice tied together as nunchukus http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

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39%, in case anyone cared.

Managed to score 100% in one try after doing it for real as above http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
Is that good or bad?

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Leave the mice alone!
i decided to see what it would say if i did 100%. i thought it would be funnier.

[ August 27, 2003, 08:13: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Must correct insignificant inacruacies!
Sorry, can't help myself

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

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