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From you http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Was something you said on one of these topics. Thought it was funny, so I placed it in my signature http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
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How long did it take you to make that post?
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Cleary far far far too long
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Strat,.. your smilie post was/is just plain rude. This is the race to insanity, not the "How rude can you be?" thread.
It's close to the boarder though, so take this as a frendly warning before you cross the line. Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif |
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I have a 100 page pre-written smiley spam somewhere. Just have to cut and paste!
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It wasn't meant to be rude, sorry.
How long? Well, under thirty seconds. Copy/paste is your friend. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif |
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Did you just edit your previous post to be longer? IT TAKES A MINUTE TO LOAD THE PAGE NOW!
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No i didnt
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..post edited due to references to obsolete info..
Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif |
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hmm, It must have been an illusion,.. but it was so vivid http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif
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Sorry 'bout that, it's just that I saw someone do that someplace else and I thought it'd make a good(?) addition to the Insanity thread. Well, guess I was wrong then. Oh well.
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Don't be sorry, You are now wiser and better versed in forum etiquette. You'll be able to aprieciate and laugh when someone else makes a goof like this.
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Strategia, where have you been post padding?
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Ooo... Major! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thats a thought...
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Will you stop that? Make a meaningful post about the topic.
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Is this the right place to come for post padding? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
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..and remember a double post is legal, but tripple posts are just plain bad manners. We got to have some order in all this chaos. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
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Smilies!
That IS the topic, right? Smilies?
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Shameless post padding. What is the world coming to?
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The topic is insanity. Gentlemen, put on your straitjackets!
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/me burns the straitjackets
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Straitjackets?!
They for cowards. Mwuhahahah! |
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I don't wear them myself, I still have my sanity.
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I dont. Ive wrestled with reality fought off insanity and played with fantasy and you actually ask me which I prefer? Gandalf Parker |
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Ashton? Sanity?!? HAH! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif
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I'm sane, unlike what most of you people think http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
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Beyond insanity? I am, for certain. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif
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David, no offense, but when I see this emoticon http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif it always reminds me of you..... Again, no offense! I really don't know why, but it does!
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In which case hasn't someone won the race yet?
Straitjackets? Pah. They are for cowards and people with dubious fashion taste. I want elan, flair and some kind of elaborate hat! |
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I won the race http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif
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Ahh but you suggested the straitjackets, that's gotta be a disqualifying offence!
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A dignified hat? OK, here you go.
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Elaborate hat damnit! So making it from a mixture of gold, platinum and diamond in the shape of a wilderbeast. Something like that
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douglas places a solid gold hat with a life-size solid gold statue of an adult elephant standing on top of it on El_Phil's head. Sorry, but the statue is an integrate part of the hat, and a small device in the base of the hat just surgically attached it to your skull.
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Hmmm if I hadn't fitted an anti-grav generator in my hair many years ago that could be inconvienient.
Luckily in a effort to save money on hair gel each of my hairs was fitted with a sub-quantum anti-grav emitter so they can levitate the hat. Now kneel surfs! This hat clearly proclaims me to be your king, like pulling Excalibur out of the stone but heavier! |
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It seems rather implausible that antigrav generators meant to reduce the need for hair gel would be up to the task of supporting something that big, but I'll let that pass. You still have to deal with the hat's mass. It won't press you into the floor, but every time you move you have to exert enough force to make the hat move with you. If my math is right and my estimate of the volume of an adult elephant isn't too far off, it's at least 100 metric tons. Even without having to overcome friction, that's a lot to move.
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Ashton sticks anti-grav drives on the elephant.
There you go. Go off smashing douglas to the ground with your new hat http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif |
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Very well! Time for the king of all headbuts with a carefully timed switch off of the anti-grav drives!
BLAM Kahhnnn! El Phil summons the Geeskat charioteers who charge in from the B&G. The head Geeskat sees the problem and uses his adamntium coated serrated penguin beaks to slice off the hat. It is then taken back to their mountain fortress in darkest Assyria as a trophy! |
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Strategia turns, and lets out a shriek as he sees the elephant. Thinking it's a yellow Trelyi Beach Elephant, he takes out a pulse bazooka. The red dot of the target laser flickers across every critical body part of the elephant, until Strategia spots Phil.
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Strategia is so fouced on El Phil he isn't looking behind him. At the hundreds of very annoyed Geeskat pulling the golden elephant hat away. They don't take kindly to their leader being threatened. As the room echos to hundreds of rotary pulse grenade launchers are pulled out and primed Straegia realises he may be in some trouble.
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Meanwhile, back at his main control room, douglas watches through satellite surveillance as the giant gold hat is carried to El_Phil's fortress. One minute after it goes in and out of sight, he presses a button, shutting off the containment system for the 1 kg of antimatter secretly hidden in the very center of the statue.
So much for that mountain fortress. |
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